guerilla925

i want to buy a new gun, but have nooo idea what. im leaning towards a .22 target pistol, or maybe a sig in 9mm. i want something that shoots cheap ammo but isnt a total piece of shit like a sigma. small caliber prefered, nice. i already have a .45 caliber that i barely shoot because ammo is pricy and its like smashing a souffle with a sledgehammer. (mutant league football referance gimme prop points)

trust me i wish there was a government agency who could solve this for me. and i agree with most of you, i should not be spreading my seed lol. im not exactly the most productive member of society, like any of you PBR addicted hipsters are. i havent heard anything about it lately. hoping this just blows over. im staying indoors for the most part now and focusing on my "disregard females aquire currency" mission.

you sound like a fucking pansy. haha damn MOOGLE, pullin my card!! but you are right, this is not the first time its happened. i have already gotten one girl preggerz twice. and i did bust nut in a chick last year and have the worries. but this is the first time i might not have control over the outcome. and i did post fuckin pics. god damn you people are hard to please.

well fuck i dont think im in the clear anymore. now this bitch is starting to get on my nerves. she was at my friends house the other day (he smashed on her back in the day too, he sells weed to pastyflub) while my friend said pastyflub was talking about me nonstop. asking if i had a new girl and thats why im dogging her. and other stupid clingy bullshit. she was talking how i fucked her all night or something (which i didnt i only fucked her for like an hour then bounced). im going to strangle her if i see her. i hate this bitch so much. fuck now im wondering if she was joking about the pregnancy, or if she intends to keep it. im fucking clueless, she has family money so she doesnt need a job or nothing and could raise a kid. fucking scared man i keep seeing pregnant bitches and babies everywhere likes its some fucking sign from god or some shit. she hasnt even asked me for the $$ for the abortion yet. we havent talked since i told her to fuck off.

nobody even thoght her attempt at dirty talk was funny lol. talking about sitting ontop of me? while she rides shit and throws legs. i cant even visualize what she was trying to suggest.

tough crowd here! i thought i had some winners. shes not fat just kinda flabby, like her skin feels loose or something lol. i would be a terrible father, i like to venture into freight yards at 3am and i drink high life like its water. i would probably feed my kid hot dog cereal. i thought at least the conan o brian in the year 3000 reference would bring me some lulz.

"IN THE WRONG VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

she wants me to shove shit instead of her. and throw legs. im not down with throwing legs. table vagina shit legs. i posted pics give me my tic tacs back.

whos the fuckboy now. it made me puke in my mouth a little uploading these. her body looks like peter griffin to me.

here is the pasty flab that the masses have so dearly desired. make sure your puke bag is handy.

http://www.cafemom.com/group/114240?prism_id=136282&utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=prism&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=1164 Man Charged With Stomping on Pregnant Girlfriend's Stomach to Kill Their Unborn Baby Posted by Nicole Fabian-Weber on April 18, 2012 at 3:55 PM pregnant bellySometimes, the human race disappoints and appalls you in ways you never thought possible. A 28-year-old man named Kenneth Turner got his ex-girlfriend pregnant. But he didn't want the child. So, instead of trying to figure out what he was going to do/how he was going to deal, he allegedly broke into her apartment and stomped on her stomach -- with both feet -- in order to kill the unborn baby.

who the fuck said anything about kissing!?! we were drinking all night, went back to her house with friends. friends leave. she offers me back massage. i get a nice massage, then i flip over and she starts blowing me hard, deepthroat and ball licking, really good BJ not gonna lie. then i dicked her down from behind while pretending she was someone else. i might have dicked her down one more time lol. grimey. someone give me their email so i can send you this dissapointing picture of white flabby tits.

i tried to upload in the attachments. says it failed. Manage Attachments Upload Errors pastyflab.jpg: Upload of file failed. Sum of all attachments owned by guerilla925: 0

ok i took a macro shot of my cell phone screen. i have the file on my computer but i dont have a photo upload account. i can send the file to someones email.

i have no idea how to upload. they are in my cellphone in our text message history and they are a month old so for some reason i cant click on them. do you have a photohostinig account i could take a picture and upload it to that. they seriously arent even worth it, just pasty white girl flab in pink panties. i couldnt even get a nut off to it. her body is not attractive to me. jokes on her, because i got a nut off, and she has to kill a baby inside of her. feel free to steal my song lyrics, thats 500k views on youtube garunteed. DONT STICK YOUR DICK>>>>>>>IN THE WRONG VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH.

im white, but i live close to trailer parks. i just dont like babies. or preggos. but seriously somewhere there is a happy little whiteboy who just avoided decades of headaches. thank god for abortions. she hasnt done it yet, but she seems in agreement to get abortion now. i guess i didnt make it clear enough that i dont want to pursue relationship with her, now she knows concrete why. oh and she also banged/blew like 10 of my homeboys so thats a little fact i forgot to mention. i would have been the laughingstock of my social circle for fathering a child with this slut. i already had to keep my smack smacks on the downlow.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders, i dont need to kill anyone. i called the hoe back, trying to sound busy and angry. the vaginas basic question was "do you wanna give this a chance" i told her..."hellll no, you are not fit to be a mother, you drink and party every weekend, i do not want a kid with you, if i want a child it will be with a family, not a drunk dad and a drunk single mom. If you get the abortion i will pay for it and take you to panda express afterwards" jokes on her because i dont have any plans of taking her to panda express.

this might be amusing or boring to some, but i am in sheer gutwrenching terror because she just called again. ive been trying to just ignore her hoping that she will get a clue. i wont get caught up on no child payments fuck that shit.

i would love to post her shitty nude pictures. but since most of your comrades didnt even appreciate the humor in my post im not feeling to inclined to upload some of them.

so im the only chump who impregnated the wrong vagina, and might face possible jailtime and/or death by cop when i decide to strangle her to death. i cant be the only one. arent there any rednecks on 12oz?

are there any metal heads in here who want to write a song. i want rob zombie on the lyrics. how many good men went downnnnn derderderderderderderder(rock music) Because they went out on the towwwwnn Found vagina, time to pounddddd BUT THEY STUCK IT IN THE PINK AND NOT THE BROWWWWWNNNNNNNNN ARRRRRRRR

Before i knew what had happened, her lifeless body lay there, i had strangled her in a fit of rage. Did the neighbors hear? Shit, were the cops coming. I took her cellphone but i knew that they would trace my number eventually and see that i had called her an hour prior to her time of death. I was totally fucked, i drove to my house and grabbed all the cash i had hidden, grabbed my HK .40 and my long rifle, a bunch of clothes and all the food out my fridge. I hit the freeway in a mad panic, knowing it would only be hours before everyone know and my face was all over the news for this shit. I had a place to hide, but it would involve sleeping in a dirty bedroom with cat feces and bed bugs. How long could i last before the cops came gunning for me and i went out in a firefight, shot dead by swat police.. Ok so this didnt really happen, but i had a vivid dream where this was predicted to me. Long story short, i stuck my penis in the wrong vagina without a jimmyhat. said vagina belongs to an extremely annoying, slightly over weight, psycotic, clingly, emotional female. i should not have done this, but i was drunk off knob creek whiskey and i pretended she was an old high school fling when i was fucking her. Said vagina claims to be preggerz. I told the vagina that i would pay good money to get the baby sucked out and destroyed in a microwave, i then resorted to calling her a worthless slut bitch who would make a terrible mother, and that even if a crystal ball showed that my kid would become president of the US or some famous ball player, i would STILL get that shit aborted just because i hate looking at the vaginas face so much. I have had lots of urges to break this chickenheads neck, just straight satisfying fantasies of me strangling her to death. I hate this female so fucking much. these are the troubles that can arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina.

Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt sounds like you are a pussy and cant keep your bitch in check.

now i remember why i rarely visit this website anymore. fuckin toys have no respect these days.

haha that is pretty blatent. now will phaze add to this drama by coming on 12oz and talking shit to everybody?