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guerilla925

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  1. yea until he gets wrapped again for posting fresh bombing flicks on 12oz, dont you kids learn from kuk the police are on this bitch!
  2. pear and horns are really going apeshit in the town, lovin it.
  3. one way to know a dude aint getting no legit pussy? hes 30 years old but wearing size XXL jnco jeans and a XXXXXXXL white t. those are the kinda dudes fucking crackwhores or buying the 50 dollar BBBJ specials from the BBWs. i wonder why black pussy is cheaper than white pussy? hillarious when you cruise backpage and see a bitch so ugly you wouldnt fuck her with a prisoners dick. id totally rather wank it to liil debbie and pretend im filling her mouth up with vanilla milkshake instead of fuck a fat sweaty rank pussy with hairs coming out her asshole and then having to pay 20 or 30 dollars for it. the fuck is wrong with you horny desperate mother fuckers. on a sidenote..illegal immigrants get MAD DIFFERENT PUSSY YO. seriously those guys are down to fuck a 300 pounder with the quickness. i should know i live near Concord, CA. i see migrants getting slobbed up under the bridges i paint, almost 90 percent of the time bitch is Jaba Hutt'n it.
  4. see i knew this shit would turn out alrite. we got virgins confessing, ugly dudes clowning themselves like a fat bitch, all sorts of funny gif images. we got something going here! yo that backpage bitch is good looking for 200 bucks. but god damn id rather spend that 200 on montanas and just bust a nut off to some whores getting raped fucked and shit. fuck is wrong with me. im off so many different types of pills right now. MAD DIFFERENT PILLS. only 3 pussies. i wish i was 19 again. pussy was more plentiful, getting your dick sucked with pussy juice from another bitch still on it. /SWAG you just dont understand once you hit almost 30 shit just goees downhill. bitches just pass you up because you are an old ass man. my boys who get no pussy have kids and shit, child support working everyday and baby mama drama. some are just ugly negative ghetto minded guys who only fuck prostitutes no game. LIL DEBBIE > KREASHAWN? debbie got some dick suckin lips.
  5. cant believe someone is paying for the bandwith of this threads aimless shit talk.
  6. thats what the thread is supposed to be about! i see a new jif fad coming along? PUSSY. I GHETZ IT. MAD PUSSY. DIFFERENT TYPES YO.
  7. you should have just closed your eyes and gottan the handjob. i got a handjob from an older lady once, she was probably 35. i closed my eyes and pretended she was my high school sweatheart and i got my nut off.
  8. i heard those diar cars sell for up to 400 bucks. good regards sent to him hope he is doing better, cant believe ikso is such a bitchass hater.
  9. i guess a real player would just let those farts rip huh. or even better yet, tell her to give you some head under the sheets then let em rip in her face.
  10. damn bars and booze and the internet is not a good mix. this thread is fucking pitiful i wish i could erase everything i said haha. definately not lying here no reason to lie about my whackass sex life. if i wanted to lie i would say i fuck mad bitches yo, get head in the freight yard, bang sluts on the regular, got coke all over my coffe table painting trains and fucking bitches at the same time! but if you told me i could paint a yard and get 3 or 4 cars in one night, or spend the night fucking and sleeping in some girls bed, thats a hard choice i might have to choose the yard. i feel way more alive walking around under the moonlight in train yards with booze and drugs in my system, than having to pretend that i like some whore just so i can poke her meatflap with my penis for 15 minutes and then sleep holding my farts in because i cant let em rip in her bed.
  11. actually technically it was four times three girls the last wasnt a one night stand i didnt clarify. its been years since i last fucked her however, so its not steady. but thats what im saying and want to know? am i closet recluse loser for only fucking 3 times a year HOW MUCH PUSSY ARE YOU GETTING? if most people on here are fucking a different chick every month maybe i really need to check myself. but even tho im not having much sex, i know im getting more than a few people i know. so at least im not bottom barrel in real life, but if most of 12oz are pickup artists damn. instead of painting freights everynight i really should hit the bars more.
  12. i got tested twice this year actually, im kind of paranoid about STD. even though i fucked #2 and 3 with a hat they did give me head and if they had cold sores or some shit, you know whatim sayin? but i got like 2 more hours to kill before i get the fuck out of here. sipping some liquor and waiting until friend comes by we have freights on mind.
  13. haha not black my friend, white as wonderbread. she wasnt a total stranger, i kinda knew her before but that was the first time we ever went to the bar together. she is in love with another friend of mine who constantly ignores her, i guess she thought fucking me was a good idea. i asked her "are you sureeeee?" and she said yes im on the pill. so i did it. i got tested a few months after, no worries. i dont have any money lol shes not gonna try to get preggers and tie me down like a rich dude has to worry about.
  14. i think if i moved from my current situation in the 925 pittsburgh/antioch i would get more pussy not alot of girls out here my age most are married already or addicted to crank and been ran through. im really debating moving out to oakland and joining some of the fun. im sure if i hit the local hipster berkeley west oakland bar scene id be with a young kreayshawn lookalike with the quickness. im almost 30 and im having a midlife crisis i need to get out of here!
  15. first bitch was in january, one night stand after going to a bar. she was a white girl, fucked her and she told me it was ok to cum inside her, so i did. spent the next few months worrying about getting that call about being preggers. but i saw her last month and no mentioning ofit. second bitch was latin bitch looked better than white chick, she was my friends ex from 5+ years ago and he asked her to marry her lol, we were joking about him before i fucked her. but her pussy stank and she had a few hairs in her asshole major turn off (i wrote about it in the bad sex experiance thread). i was fucking from behind, the smell hit me, and i lost wood and didnt finish. never spoke to her again. third chick was a girl i fucked a thousand times probably, stopped hitting it in like 07 but recently got reaquainted, she got drunk and we fucked once in april and once in may. tried to fuck her last week but she said no, and i drove home and jerked it to abela anderson. trying to rebound this thread at least.
  16. then im some other pictures she looks retarded
  17. hipster bitches wrestlin in pie filling. FML why cant i end up at parties like that.
  18. why not? most of the fucks on here are similar to me i would think. mid to late twenties, do graffiti or used to do it, getting by month to month, drink lots of alcohol and try to bang skanks whenever possible. or is this the harold camping forum full of old abstinant fucks. i looked through most threads on here and only 1 or 2 caught my interest. this is more interesting to me. how much meatflap bulldog with mayonaise fur burger clamshell are you fuckers getting???? sounds like a win.
  19. how hard is it to say. "i fucked 5 girls this year" or "i didnt get any pussy this year but at least i got 150 boxcars" or "guerilla925 is a fag hes not in the in-crowd, kreashawn sucks shes a hipster rapper, but id still fuck her word"
  20. del you are a faggot ass internet warrior typical 12oz bandwagon rider. just trying to have some funny/amusing converstation here. guess if you arent part of the regular crowd here you automatically get dissed its all good. stop the bullshit and let people know! is channel zero full of mack players who bang different whores all the time, or is it full of semi losers who barely get any because they are in the late twenties still doing graffiti and doesnt have a high paying job (me) hah.
  21. i only had sexual intercourse with 3 girls so far this year, its about the halfway mark and i need to step my game up. all 3 instances were one night stands that did not end up with any seconds. all were satisfactory nothing to brag about. how many of you oonzters are players getting different tang every week. and how many of you are willing to admit you havent been close to a vagina this year. i know for a fact like 2-3 or my boys havent gotten any pussy this year. but i have another friend whos been banging skanks left and right. i want to fuck kreashaywn too or however the fuck you spell her name. with her disney hat on fuck yal. i bet she pale as fuck naked.
  22. i think the bigger story is NBB actually knowing that chick. shes a fucking annoying white chick wearing disney ears but for some reason i find myself wanting to fuck her. what the hell is the world coming to.
  23. why be such an internet bitch? i admitted my story wasnt gold but damn you are just a fuckin lower.
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