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kaes last won the day on May 7 2012

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  1. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt hahahahahaha ok
  2. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt yes you are correct, I was wrong. here is a really awesome porno instead. She kinda looks like that chick so, yeah just use that also definitely fast forward to at least 6 minutes unless you wanna hear her talk about her first ass fucking (which I found kind of interesting). http://www.redtube.com/50888
  3. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt I truly do apologize for the lack of nood fotos. I am not looking for a soapbox i couldnt even believe someone posted something at all out side of "tits or gtfo" so. Sorry
  4. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt these two things are very true. She would love NOTHING more than that. She's been married before, and really wants kids. I am not opposed to either of these WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. Which is about a lightyear from now based on how she's acting. What is it with dudes that still have not figured out how to be a master in the bedroom and think it solves everything? I have literally made every girl I have ever fucked since I was 22 cum like a spigot and after 4 or 5 times of hitting it with them I can do whatever I feel like it and say whatever I want in the bedroom. I do not stick around for the pussy, that shit is easy. Regardless of if they think Im gonna be their boyfriend, hit and run, if THEY had a boyfriend, freaks, squares, whatever.
  5. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt "Fuck Brooks Laich." Literally. It would piss her off and you'd feel vindicated hahahahahahaha
  6. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt oh hmm
  7. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt she doesnt. which is really annoying, today I had to explain to her what a PK was and then she said "well yeah, I know that. who calls it a PK? hah abrevs"
  8. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt this is at least once a week we have blow out fights where I tell her moving in together was a bad call and we may be happier living elsewhere. At this point she's swearing up and down that I'll finally get what I want and this is the last straw and she's moving out which in her mind means that were done. This will not occur, what will occur is me saying sorry and I love you and I don't REALLY want you to move out I just don't want to live like this and keep on fighting etc etc. I don't REALLY want her to move out, though I do REALLY want my life at home to be tolerable and peaceful and if she fucks up like she did this evening to own up to it and just apologize so we can move on. She could have lit the damn house on fire but if I so much as insinuate that she fucked up it all hell.
  9. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt of course I fuck her in the ass. Do you guys really have girlfriends and not have proper sex with them?
  10. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt So here's what happened. She is a Caps fan, I am a Bruins fan. Obviously they beat us in the playoff series. I enjoy watching the caps win, no big deal, I don't make a huge deal about sports I just like watching hockey. I get off work (a tough day) she's all happy and Im all tired, she has been home from her job for 2 1/2 hours. I just walked in. She's bubbly and chipper and I just want to lay down and read some shit online about an ex professional motorcycle thief who's giving advice on reddit on how to secure your bike blah blah blah. her: "Baby lets go watch the caps game at the bar!" me: "eh, I could stand to loaf around the house for another hour or two, maybe I'll meet you there and get some food." her: "but I never wanna go out and your always trying to get me outta the house." me: "ok, I'll go. give me just a few minutes to decompress"...... At the bar Im still kinda not wanting to be there but Im playing along, all her hockey friends are there. All dudes, mostly my friends as well. Married guys, good friends, etc etc, not threatening in an "I'll steal your girl manner at all," its chill. First period ends, they go outside to smoke. Im writing an email then I go outside. "Hey Kaiser your girl wanted to know if she could get a pass from you if she was able to fuck Brooks Laich!" Me: kinda irked but not reacting "yeah as long as I can tape it and put it on the internet to ruin her life." Harharhar. They go back in and she does not like this one bit. We watch the game and on the ride home she's all like "youre cranky as hell fuck you" and Im like "look you sent one of your guy friends out to ask me if you could fuck another man, can't you see how I wouldn't find that funny considering your keen enough to realize that Im not in a good mood?" and then the bitch switch ensues...... I just eat it for the ride home and don't say shit, we get home and she gets in the living room to watch the final period while I go upstairs like a bitch to do some work on the computer. She comes up there and starts bitching at me, Im just trying to watch dumb tv and fuck off with my work for a bit. All the sudden she decides its time for her to go to bed and tells me to turn off the tv, the lights, and go work downstairs. Thats when I turned on some Baroness, and flipped the TV back on and decided I was gonna be a real asshole for a few minutes. Then I posted this stupid thing and went downstairs.
  11. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt yeah it happens to every girlfriend ever def not "threadworthy" Im 30 years old I know the deal.
  12. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt haha I have literally never made a thread on this foru after reading it for ten years and this is what Im posting about
  13. kaes

    My girlfriend is being cool as fuck

    Re: My girlfriend is being a fucking cunt i want to kick her to the curb so bad but we've been together for 2 years and she lives with me. Yeah I love her but fuck her whenever she's like this. fuck fuck fuck her I seriously considered punching her in the head as she was falling asleep after she kicked me out of the bedroom
  14. kaes

    · • H A R D C O R E music T H R E A D • ·

    IRON REAGAN http://ironreagan.bandcamp.com/ Tony Foresta and Phil Hall from Municipal Waste, Ryan Parrish and Paul Burnett from Darkest Hour Really good hardcore with members from big band names that got a little outta my comfort zone with some of their recent records (dont tell them they're my buddies) edit: spelling
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