forsit Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I have an iPhone. FUCK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 INTERNET PHONES YOU MOUTHBREATHING DWEEBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I get a kick out of the assumption that someone couldn't be thinking about a comeback to an insult without being logged into the thread that said insult originated in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 a piece of illegal graffiti was illegally graffiti-ed. Is this for real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I get a kick out of the assumption that someone couldn't be thinking about a comeback to an insult without being logged into the thread that said insult originated in. This is lulz. Like you literally have to be staring at the thread to think of a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Did DAO finally realize how wrong he was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 He certainly hasn't been on much since. Probably waiting for it to blow over. Not that dude ever realizes he's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 My question was just to bump this thread. Edit. nevermind he isnt online right now, but he has been since he last posted in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 it looks like 12oz's inactive user prune thing lasts 1 hour. edit - thanks to science, we have found out that this messageboard does not keep you "viewing" a thread, even while the page is still up for days on end, although their prune time is a lot longer than most (5-10 minutes is the norm) edit2 - actually 12oz's inactive user thing lasts more like 45 minutes, not the originally stated 1 hour No, this is not correct. Since the forum clocks never were fixed, I have been able to view threads indefinitely without any user activity. If mods would just fix the clocks, then the "user prune" system will work properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I thought we went over this. The forum clock fixed itself on March 13th. The mods were lazy and probably already knew this so they did absolutely nothing while everyone's world was off by one hour for six months. ATTENTION MODERATORS::: PLEASE PREPARE FOR THE NEXT TIME SHIFT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 according to my tests my phone was signed in this thread for 4 hours. maybe just having it open in another tab keeps it refreshing. i really am not an internet phone doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Is this for real? sure is also; internet phones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 ATTENTION MODERATORS::: FORUM CLOCKS STILL NOT FIXED, INTERNET PHONE PEOPLE DON'T TURN OFF THE INTERNET AND FOX NEWS OFFICIALLY CHANGED THE SPELLING OF OSAMA TO USAMA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 DAO probably just hasn't been back to this thread with his rebuttal cause he turned his internet off guys. And he doesn't have an internet phone either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 So, my phone never turns off unless it dies...is my internet always on or what?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 And if you can't comprehend this simple common sense, then you suck iloveboxcars dick while he sucks puertorican dick. Remedial fucks are remedial as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 sorry bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 yeah i was just gonna say that. if those two computers are flashing to each other then the internet is on, if theres a little red X over it then its off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 No, my internet is clearly turned off in that that picture. I would have to click on Opera or Chrome or Firefox etc to turn it back on. the clock on my cable box keeps time while my cable is turned off. I'm sure yours does to. You know why? Because you don't have to fucking unplug something in order to "turn it off". Does this fact blow your mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 See that icon there that is circled in green? if you move your mouse (the magical arrow you move around on screen) over it and leave it there for a moment, a dialog box will pop up (also known as a text box, if you weren't sure what dialog meant) it will say something to the effect of "internet access". This means that you have access to the internet. side note: the icon looks like 2 computer screens, one behind the other dao, the internet isn't only websites, it is how 1 computer connects to another. chat programs use the internet (AIM, MSN, IRC etc) and they are (usually) completely separate from IE or Firefox or whatever browser you might use. half the programs on your computer access the internet to get updates. what you are closing when you are clicking the white x in the red box in your web browser, is the program that allows you to view the world wide web. the world wide web is not the internet. the internet is the container, the websites you visit (world wide web) is definitely the largest, but still only a part of the www. The Internet is named for "interconnection of computer networks" not "ability to type red text so others can view" p.s. - are you trolling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 your browser is turned off, your internet is still connected. otherwise in the screenshot of you viewing this thread the computer logo would be different to when you've exited the browser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 This has already been gone over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 And I have yet to hear what it is you nerds call it when your cable is turned off, yet it's still plugged into the wall and the clock is still keeping time? Oh, that's right, there is no nerd jargon for the cable button on the remote control. It's just the fucking cable button. Just like the red box with the white X is the "turn the internet off button". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Okay. So literally everyone disagrees with you. Even swampy who likes you tried to explain it to you. So please keep arguing cause its seriously like, "if a girl swallows my cum can she get pregnant" type of hilarious. Nobody argued with ulyour cable thing. What you actually said was "if i turn the TV off is the cable still on" to which the andwer is yes. If you turn the cable box off your cable box is off. But that has nothing to do with the fact that closing your browserdoes not, I repeat does NOT turn of your internets. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 And I have yet to hear what it is you nerds call it when your cable is turned off, yet it's still plugged into the wall and the clock is still keeping time? STANDBY MODE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 See that icon there that is circled in green? if you move your mouse (the magical arrow you move around on screen) over it and leave it there for a moment, a dialog box will pop up (also known as a text box, if you weren't sure what dialog meant) it will say something to the effect of "internet access". This means that you have access to the internet. Since when do you have to cut off the gas supply to your oven in order to turn your oven off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 questions- do you really have all 4 of the major browsers? do you use them all, or just opera? adobe reader updates it self in MB almost daily, and this is almost completely to benefit companies and not you. i strongly recommend you get rid of it and get either sumatra pdf or foxit reader. is realplayer even used any more? what do you use real player for? when your subscription to norton is up i'd consider a free anti virus if i were you, along with malware bytes. why am i bothering with this? you aren't going to do any of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 you dont have to disconnect the cable to/from your modem to stop getting the internet. you can right click on the icon and then disable, thereby allowing you to use the computer with out the internet working. this would be like watching a dvd while the cable box is in standby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 STANDBY MODE This nigga says he's putting his TV on standby mode!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 questions- do you really have all 4 of the major browsers? do you use them all, or just opera? adobe reader updates it self in MB almost daily, and this is almost completely to benefit companies and not you. i strongly recommend you get rid of it and get either sumatra pdf or foxit reader. is realplayer even used any more? what do you use real player for? when your subscription to norton is up i'd consider a free anti virus if i were you, along with malware bytes. why am i bothering with this? you aren't going to do any of this. ^This nigga ducking the question by changing the subject. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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