Realism Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I punctured my scrotum while cutting open a package of "Hello, My Name Is" stickers GUess who is drunk already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. BUT IT WAS SOMETHING SMALL AND PETTY ID STOLEN. I REMEMBER MY MOM MADE ME TAKE IT BACK. KEPT ON STEALING, ALOT, I USED TO MAKE GOOD MONEY SELLIN PRISMAS/WOODCRAFTS WITH THE LABELS PEELED OFF AND EMPTIED ETC TO TOYS IN HIGH SCHOOL. NOW DAYS ALL I STEAL IS BIC LIGHTERS WHEN GAS STATION ATTENDANTS ARENT AT THE REGISTER WHEN I WALK UP. OK I MIGHT BE LYING. I STOLE A BOTTLE OF WINE FROM THE GAS STATION THE OTHER NIGHT TO GIVE TO SOMEONE AS A HOUSE WARMING GIFT FOR A PARTY I HAD BEEN AT FOR HOURS. I EVEN BOUGHT A 6 PACK, JUST STOLE THE WINE CAUSE I WAS DRUNK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CREATURRE Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 First thing i stole was your sisters virginity........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 suicidal tendencies button at the record store when i was 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 To all the 12oz'ers: If you spot an undercover shopper, walk right up to em and pretend like your buying the same shit, then strike up a very personal conversation, like where they work and shit. All the while you got 4 o' 5 cans in ya pants, and they're trying to think up some answer other than "I'm paid to bust human scum, like you." :lol: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 And then my younger brother ate it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 sketchbooks and markers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Legos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 A candy bar when i was in third or fourth grade from the local liquir store.. it was all a downward sprial from there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAYER Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Mighty MAx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I used to steal pokemon cards and sell them to kids at school or trade them for lunch. Thats the first thing i remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rawr_mula Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 haha and them pokemon games for the game boy were my first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkob Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 My moms car when I was 8. Bitch wouldnt let me go to da movies so I took it out to da movies and I smoked with cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineMind Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Cool made up story you tampon. Were you with the tooth fairy too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I think hes quoting that fat black kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I JUST WANNA DO HOODRAT STUFF WITH MY FRIENDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I always stole food... now the only shit I steal nowadays is this and these 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 One of my friends was friends with this rich kid who's parents bought him everything he wanted. We went over his house from time to time to play, and he always pissed me off. So he had Flint, a figure I never got but always wanted, and I knew where he stashed them. So one day I said "I need to piss," went inside, rummaged through his GI.Joes, grabbed flint, threw him in the pocket, and went back to playing in the backyard. That was my favorite GI.Joe from there on out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Ahh I remember this pretty clearly... Gaffled a hardcase of Mickey Mouse crayons from the grocery store. I was running around like an uncontrollable little shit, poking the fish eyes in the meat aisles and grabbing handfulls of jelly beans. Saw the crayons and slid 'em into my pocket all smooth like. Moms found me drawing on shit with them later that day and got mad. She took me back to the store and had me walk up to the cashier and return them. I was like five. My mom is a fucking snitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 ...some unsuspecting broads virginity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 My mom is a fucking snitch. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I always stole food... now the only shit I steal nowadays is this WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? I loved the menthol eye drops in Japan, but haven't been able to find them anywhere in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adolf.Hipster Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Those delicious chocolate sure sticks were addictive...either way, I blame McDonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? I loved the menthol eye drops in Japan, but haven't been able to find them anywhere in the US. I've lifted them from Walmart and Rite Aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Usedf to steal these regularly when I was like 3-4. It got to the point where I'd do it blatantly in front of my mum while she was paying for groceries and Id bolt out of the store stuffing my face with them while she chased after me. Straight caramelo addict back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? I loved the menthol eye drops in Japan, but haven't been able to find them anywhere in the US. my homey brings shitloads of menthol drops from hongkong every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 a transformer from daycare when i was 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 dennis the menace, but yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 First thing I ever stole - fireworks, and I got caught. Yep - not awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 i remember my friend had a Splinter action figure that happened to show up in my room. mom new it wasnt mine made me give it back. probably 3 or 4 yrs old. still friends too. didnt give a fuck because he's always had more shit than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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