forsit Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Yeah. Wearing glasses and being able to fuck people up is really fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Big Sexy Monocles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 i borrowed my buddies glasses, years ago, because his vision was similar to mine. the first night i had em, a bunch of punk rock kids stomped the fuck out of me (i was working graveyard at a 711) and workers comp replaced them with the most expensive frames i could find at the glasses store. it was pretty awesome. those glasses ended up getting broke one evening when i was playing golf, DAF with my roommate. forgot i took them off for a drive, and stepped back to hear a CRUNCH. then i was blind as fuck for a while and EB had to be my eyes when we drove around at night because i would literally drive into shit. good times. PS i put a big chew in on my last flight and the lady siting next to me requested to be moved. haha. it was hella BSM. hella arm room and a free seat to put my backpack on FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Im blind as fuck as well, I got glasses but rarely wear them. I had a real expensive pair but I broke em playing with my son. I regularly walk past people i know in the street because I don't fucking see them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 i can't see more than five or six feet in front of me at this point i wear a pair of busted up old glasses when i drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 i had a good ass night last night. went to my company party drank hella free high life took some shots. had my flask full of jameson as well. went to showgirls with a bunch of my co-workers and spent the whole time getting lap dances. dropped over 100 in what seemed to be 30 to 45 minutes. caught the bus back south DAF to go meet up with my ex and her friends. ended up getting her all mad at me cause i was talking to this other broad (jealousy points ftw) i called her out on being jealous or some shit i don't really remember cause i was blacked out fucked up. ended up walking home fucking wasted and broke. woke up this morning still drunk so i decided to keep drinking. BSM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 just the tip. . .that guys kewl. and i really mean that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I'm fucking chopsticks in the ass right now... No homo. #BSM Ps British accents are proper fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 well proper fucked yagetmedoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 What would happen if aliens invaded and raped all of us. The aliens would have super skinny but long dicks, like shoe laces that they sliver up our asses and wiggle around. Shoe lace cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Tape worm dick ass aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 So that chick I was all broken up over was my room mate before we started dating I'm in the same place still Is it weird for this place to bug the fuck outta me? I wanna move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You should get your estrogen levels checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Fuck your couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I've been really busy doing bum shit lately, haunt even been on the site barely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 So that chick I was all broken up over was my room mate before we started dating I'm in the same place still Is it weird for this place to bug the fuck outta me? I wanna move. Shit happens. If you wanna cut ties completely and get over it, I'd move if I were you. Or just fuck a lot of girls in your place....a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Bnh, didn't everybody warn u on fucking ur roomie? It was bound to be messy in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Chopsticks has some very bsm pictures of me him and Rory. Im getting a hair cut just like rory. it's fucking sexy. and i want to up my sexy level to that of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 BRITAIN'S SEX MACHINES rory looks pretty handsome / no homo multiplied by 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just set an appointment to get my hair cut like rory for the valentines day better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Bnh, didn't everybody warn u on fucking ur roomie? It was bound to be messy in the end. Yeah. Everyone. It was fucking fun though. --- Woke up on my bathroom floor w a toilet full of puke today, Drove drunk to work this morning. I'm fucking sick of seeing the sunrise everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 damn boats go easy on yourself. and living with your ex is like shooting yourself in the foot, dont put yourself through that man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 GUILTY. worrrrrst ideas ever. back to beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Got offered to model 2 separate times in the past few days. BIG. SEXY. MODELS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I was offered to be a hand model once, sort of like George on Seinfeld. That's not really BSM at all, but it fits with the topic at hand *rimshot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 YOU IDIOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 You know what time of the year it is? Valentines day party... 2011. We hired strippers this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i'm sure some of you have had girlfriends you legitimately liked. whats your stance on them talking about previous sexual relationships, awesome sex they've had with other people etc. awkward and jealous or totally cool with it? discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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