Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Because i want to find her and interview her for bsmness "so why do you think you deserved to be beat like this?" "i didn't!!!!" "so what you're saying is you're a liar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 carry on sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Where are all the white knights at for this woman beating section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I posted this in the BSM thread for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 because she doesn't look like the type to admit why she deserved it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Looks like that teacher from the Harry Potter movies hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Im debating whether or not to drunkenly email DOWs girlie and tell her that she'll never understand him like i do and tell her that if she breaks his heart im breaking her big jew nose... #ilovedowmorethanzachbrafflovesthatniggeronscrubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 im cuter than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 me and dow nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 which ones the black guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 well... im portuguese. which is pretty close to africa. so i guess probably me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 INCESISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 something jumped next to me when i was walking through my yard last night. i was scared as fuck, because there is all sorts of wierd fuckin animals that i dont even know about on this island. shit that will rape and kill you. or at least bite you. the critter turned out to be a big frog looking creature. i brought him inside and let him hop around my house for a bit, and i liked him so i gave him a kiss on top of his head then let him go back into the wild. i researched online to figure out exactly what kind of frog it was, and it turned out to be a toad, not a frog. a cane toad, to be exact. cane toads are the species of toad that have toxins on their skin that cause you to hallucinate and/or possibly die. nothing happened to me, though. REWIND TO SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. i picked up a hitchhiker that had a pouch made from a toad. he said his friend bought it in thailand and it was gifted to him. pic of the hitchhiker because it did happen: pics of the cane toad i captured last night, because it also happened: as you can guess, what im getting at, is im soon going to be in the toad pouch business. i found a book online that covers amphibian taxidermy, and i intend to get $$$ off these little fucks. they sell on ebay for over $30 per pouch. eventually i will purchase a tattoo machine so people can have customized toad pouches, with, say, a tear drop, ss bolts, initials, or whatever they want. fuck arab money. we gettin cane toad money. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Toad pouches are bsm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 think of how rad it would be if i could single needle the toads knuckles. i wanna buy that book on knuckle zaps so ill have a million ideas for shit to put on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligαf Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I'll put in my pre order now, its been nice doing business with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Make poison tipped arrows and a bow then use them to assassinate local officials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 EVERYONE SHOULD BE GETTING DRUNK AND PARTYING COOL TOAD THO BR0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 that last post was awesome. Dow, how you gonna catch the fucking things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 last night i just grabbed my flash light and shined it in it's eyes, then grabbed it. they arent all that quick. theyre nocturnal hunters, so im just going to walk around the island at night with a flashlight and put them in my backpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 DOW THE TOAD HUNTER... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 is that technically 'poaching' ? don't catch a toad case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 from what ive read, they're considered a nuisance and are legal to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 arent you allowed to kill them? here you're allowed and encouraged to kill them, i think they pay you a bonus if you kill a shit load. edit, just saw that post^ i want one with a gucci mane ice cream face tattoo, tear drops on the other eye and a backpiece that says swag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Snort cocaine. Knife toads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 BSM, please. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I didnt know toad puches were in such high demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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