gasfacevictm Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 If that spread only tastes like bacon it might be the only possible way that mayo could be tolerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Seems a lot of people are ignoring the fact that i now have a hooker bff and that i look cute when i get tattooed... Not very bsm guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 :lol: :lol: ^ Got the face of a formula 1 driver. dude do you wanna meet her? and/or fuck her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Remember when we made love on lilis fold out bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligαf Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Smash Alicia, also, this stuff that shit is vegan :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Choppy chops woot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Snort cocaine. Knife toads. :lol: :lol: :lol: this whole page killed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dow have you found coke in hawaii yet? I'd hate to see you back on the ice bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 [ATTACH]155491.vB[/ATTACH] caught 2 of em last night while on a walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Which ones mine!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dow have you found coke in hawaii yet? I'd hate to see you back on the ice bro. no coke yet. im stayin drug free until i have a job secured n stuff. poz's mom may be hooking me up with a job, so thats rad. nah, no ice, brah. theres way too much delicious food on this island for me to wanna fuck with anything that could demolish my appetite for days at a time. ono grinds, brah, ono. chopstickss- the first toads are gonna be the learner toads, because i dont really know what im doing. i still gotta order tanning liquid, oil, scalpels, eyes, zippers, etc. im just gonna start stocking up fridge with my amphibian buddies, so when i get my supplies, i can go to work on these fuckheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 often times i've thought about this baconnaise. how it would taste? smell? right now i'm thinking about how awesome it would be to stock my refrigerator with reptiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 EVERYONE SHOULD BE GETTING DRUNK AND PARTYING DAMN, THAT IS A NICE OUTFIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 NOES, the only reptiles ive seen so far have been the geckos, but theyre way too fucking quick to catch. BUT, i did see a motherfucking centipede in my house yesterday, which scared the fuck out of me. the brown centipedes here are poisonous and my landlord's husband got bit by one a few years ago. she said she watched him cut off his thumb once and it barely bothered him (very bsm), but the centipede poison was so horrible he was literally begging for narcotics. a book i have says the pain from the local centipedes bite can range from "a bad bee sting to a gunshot wound. some local doctors have stated the only way to beat the pain is to stay drunk for 3 days." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "a bad bee sting to a gunshot wound." god damn dude. i'd watch my back like there was a homosexual troll under an invisibility cloak constantly trying to rape your anus hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 some local doctors have stated the only way to beat the pain is to stay drunk for 3 days." Problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 but apart from the pain it does nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 That's insane. I got stung by a scorpion once. Shit was not fun. I can't imagine something with that many legs attacking me. Starship Troopers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 [ATTACH]155491[/ATTACH] caught 2 of em last night while on a walk. Also... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 i dunno how you cats feels about bluegrass, but i fucking love bluegrass. these motherfuckers sing about fucking bitches, doing drugs, getting drunk, brotherhood, having fun, shooting guns, and all that other shit i love. yes i am DAF bang bang bsm/pbt gang <----- tbe bluegrass bsm anthem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 ps girl and i are working on a half gallon of whiskey tonight and eatng stir fry. and weve been hunting cane toads faggot cane toads you will pay for me to get sucked off by ladyboys in thailand BET just you wait and see PROFESSIONAL BAD TASTE BRUTAL SELFISH MONSTERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 i dunno how you cats feels about bluegrass, but i fucking love bluegrass. these motherfuckers sing about fucking bitches, doing drugs, getting drunk, brotherhood, having fun, shooting guns, and all that other shit i love. yes i am DAF bang bang bsm/pbt gang <----- tbe bluegrass bsm anthem. i've got a song by ricky skaggs we always play when we're chasing people/making a deadline/up to shenanigans the version i have isnt on youtube but basically its makes us feel like the dukes of hazzard with less jessica simpson and more whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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forsit Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 fucked this beaut for the past few nights. more pics to follow. SO WEAK how she has extra vagina skin. But whatever the hole feels good. I'm sure it hasn't stopped anyone haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligαf Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 by extra you mean a meaty pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 just that little extra you can see. it's not super gross or anything, it's just a pet peeve of mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Cooked another pound of bacon and ate it all. Bacon and High Life kind of afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 GOod job forsit.. Good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Not on the forsit steez but she likes anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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