Realism Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Talk about previous sexual relationships in which you acted like a complete misogynist and make them feel extremely uncomfortable. Nah, I don't care for it, but you can always use it as a jumpoff point in conversation to bang them then and there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Somethings you just don't want to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custom caskets and urns Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i'm sure some of you have had girlfriends you legitimately liked. whats your stance on them talking about previous sexual relationships, awesome sex they've had with other people etc. awkward and jealous or totally cool with it? discuss solution: only date virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 talk about "your" previous sezzual relations? or "they're." either way. who cares. i probably talk about that shit to this chick at least once a week. pretty sure she hates it. but i do it anyways. would i want to hear it...? not really. but thats why i'm kind of a misogynistic pig. it's a sickness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 so, after living on kauai for less than a week, ive decided its the illest place ive ever been. its always perfect weather for cut off jeans and cigarettes. and the people here are fucking awesome. the weather aint bad, too. it's been in the mid 70s during the day and in the high 60s at night. we bought a bed from my girl's boss last night, and he fucking GAVE me a free longboard that was shaped by jeff timone and had a new fin on it. he told me that a fella gave it to him to learn on, and he was instructed to pass it on at one point, so now it's mine. fuck yes. drove to waimea canyon yesterday, it's fuckin rad. the view on the drive up: had to let the locals know who runs shit by doing some dips. always bsm. ill obligatory bsm shot. leaving to go drink whiskey at the beach. and its only 10:30am here. happy 666 day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 good shit dude. now go camp out on polihale for a few days. shit is fun as a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 nigguh you said you hated living in kauai now that you aint there, shit was fun as a motherfucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Clarity of mind when you stop drinking bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 *KEROSENE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 And Kerosene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i'm sure some of you have had girlfriends you legitimately liked. whats your stance on them talking about previous sexual relationships, awesome sex they've had with other people etc. awkward and jealous or totally cool with it? discuss my ex told her current husband that his sex was wack. when we dated, I made that bitch gursh. she'd tell all her friends too... including "then just a friend", her current husband she left me for him, and now she drunk dials me when she's in town. haha. so if that's what you mean, I'm all about it. but I doubt she'd be ok with me telling crazy shit about how she liked to get choked out and fucked hard until her head made a dent in the wall... like you know, in front of her parents or something. nah she wouldn't care. she's a down ass chick. should have married her. moral of the story: if the sex is good, nothing else matters. everything else can be worked on - relationship-wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 oh, trust me, anyone can get bored as shit out there. this dude has a girl to do shit with. isolation is only fun for so long. i wouldn't move back unless there was some job situation lined up and my girl was with me. that said, it is definitely a dope place to vacation, but being out there on the solo tip for too long sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 yeah I figured you had a case of the lonely's back then, getting drunk at 9am on TC and whats up with Hawaiian chicks faces? like fat squinty mexicans... wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 we bought a bed from my girl's boss last night, and he fucking GAVE me a free longboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I think he means this long board. Not some faggot shit with wheels on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 you sir, i hope are right. actually. you are. i had stopped reading after long board. didn't get to the fin part. shdooops. (facepalm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Nobody seems to give a shit that this fucker said he was rocking cut off jean shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Because theyre fucking awesome? I dont get where youre going with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 They're easily the worst fucking article of clothing ever worn by anyone who has ever existed. Only spades, fags & Mexicans wear jean shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i have a pair of krew jeans i never ever wore that i turned into jean shorts. i wear them when i paint sometimes. sometimes i wear them with vans, sometimes i wear them with my supreme shirt. just kidding supreme is for fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JUST THE TIP Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 a) his buttcheeks are showing b) he probably blows guys c) he wont punch you in the throat d) he is wearing more than one article of denim at a time no correlation between that dude and myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 that hat is probably supreme too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 a) jeans shorts are gay no matter the length b) case closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Caring about what another guy is wearing is pretty gay in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 caring about anything is pretty gay in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 abu ghraib ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i got some ol crusty jeans that ended up being shorts. whatchu gon do!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Nobody seems to give a shit that this fucker said he was rocking cut off jean shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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