Newer Bigger Better Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 And your ex wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 i actually typed that out and clicked 'post quick reply' but got an error, so i took a quick shower. and came back to your post lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 zing! i was once on that island. they hated my white skin - it was quite obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 they like me cause im funny and handsome and i wear cutoffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 *noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Go to one of their BBQs where they roast the whole pig. That shit looks better than black peoples home made chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I've been to a few pig roasts, but they were always held by black dudes in the projects. Those were still amazing, I can't even imagine some legit Hawaiian shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Go to one of their BBQs where they roast the whole pig. That shit looks better than black peoples home made chicken. :lol: :lol: na ferreal though. i've been exposed to both. my grandmother, rest her soul, from what i remember made the up-most delectable fried chikon' i have ever tasted(myself and every other blacken on the planet i'm sure). and pig roasts, when done properly, are pretty close to the best thing ever. it's really just win. it's all about fried chicken @ pig roasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Lechon is voted best pig on the planet. so better get your asses a ticket to manila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Working at golf courses is the shit. What did you apply for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 hopefully it's something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Your inbox is full DOW, but I used to be a 'bagger'. So much tips. On a good weekend, with tournaments, I could walk out Sunday night with 350-400 in tips alone. But I was always outside dealing with customers, I dont know if youre just going to be indoors/proshop kinda thing. Either way, I loved the hell out of that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 from what i remember made the up-most delectable fried chikon' Your darkness shines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Lechon is voted best pig on the planet. so better get your asses a ticket to manila. My goddaughter's 1st bday lechon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 Your inbox is full DOW, but I used to be a 'bagger'. So much tips. On a good weekend, with tournaments, I could walk out Sunday night with 350-400 in tips alone. But I was always outside dealing with customers, I dont know if youre just going to be indoors/proshop kinda thing. Either way, I loved the hell out of that job. i think ill be inside, dealing with people on the internets and on the phone. if i get the job, that is. with my knowledge of golf and sexy attitude, they fuckin better hire me. tips are fuckin ill at nice golf courses. ive looped at bandon dunes, and have homies that still work there, and they cake the fuck up, especially the ones that have been there ~10 years. most of all im excited about having a job ill enjoy, and getting free rounds at an ill course. the company that owns the one i applied at also owns courses in london, dubai, africa (/wp), italy, scotland, greece, pr, and a million other places, so im sure ill at least get discounted rounds when i travel also. fuckin WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Your darkness shines. always. honky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Now that I've had a white girl w dyed blonde hair who would tan all the time That's all I want. Used to dislike em. Currently I'm seein this chick who is an attorney. Half Italian half black. Does 200 sit ups a day and jogs and shit. She's pretty dope. I dunno though. Its fun but I'm just not that into it. /been drinking $0.10 pitchers of miller lite since like 10:30am WOMP WOMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Check the BSMs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 haha first one to aids wins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Now that I've had a white girl w dyed blonde hair who would tan all the time That's all I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Why are you a hater? I know asia sucks, but cmon son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I'm not hating at all. I hope you get all the girls you want. I'm not in Asia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Fosho bruddah Would prop you but I did in the Charlie sheen thread the other day(?) ---- /Your sig still says Seoul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 safari wont load images for whatever reason fuck it attoryneys bitches can be fun when i was in belgium, i met an attoryner from brasil, i ended up teaching her how to use a bong in amsterdam and showed her how to operated her camera. we still talk' ''im DAF old lady is making srit fry FTW ps suplex has been holding shit down hella hella tough. not gonna blow him up, but...fuckk..keep at it homie!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 where is that fool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Forsit is on suspension for being a brainwashed sheep and arguing that AA s not a religious failure of an institution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 AA people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 9, 2011 Author Share Posted March 9, 2011 being a functional drunk its a beautiful dance not all can pull it off but those of us that can we are winners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 My housemates are all the functioning alcoholics. I've lived in this house for 6 months, not a day goes by they aren't drink in hand from the minute they are out of work until they go to sleep/or pass out. It's actually kind of fascinating because each one of them have pretty good fucking jobs. Teachers, Whole Foods dept. manager, fucking Nurse,. Early rising folk who stay up all night, EVERY night pounding whiskey and vodka and wine. I can drink just as much as the next guy, but god damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 being a functional drunk its a beautiful dance not all can pull it off but those of us that can we are winners Damn, it feels good to be a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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