Jackson Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 I saw some thing on some daytime tv once about a woman who was under anaesthetic, but she could feel everything but the was paralyzed so she couldn't tell them that the anasthetic didnt work. Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 The doctor said I need a backiotomy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 I've had basically all of my facial skin sliced off while being awake under local anesthetic. Shit sucked pretty hard Good luck with the operation. um, what? that needs a bit more of explanation.... jackson, ive heard all the scare stories and am freaked out. worst nightmare ever scenario... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 hahaha dick move Jackson, dick move.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 got my ass cut open about a year ago with one of these :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst not the funnest. not my ass in the wiki pic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 oh if you didnt click the link, this is what my ass looked like! this may also look like your mom got stabbed above her hairy boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 why???^ also, if your lucky this will turn into one of those things where you can just say your back hurts and get a bottle of codeine. and look at it this way, if they fuck up, your set for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 i had a hernia surgery when i was 4. from what i remember, they just put the gas mask on, you pass out, wake up and puke. i got a my pet monster and a scar on my stomach, but you'll probably just get pills and a hospital bill if you dont have insurance. have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 good luck g. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT SNEAK. GET WELL SOON... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 got my jaw broken in two places. convinced them to approve me for surgery to put a plate in rather than wire me shut (one of my worst fears). So basically, showed up, put me in one of them gowns, cracked some jokes with me, i was tripping pretty hard because even with the surgery, they still might've had to wire me shut, and they couldn't tell me beforehand if that was gonna be the case or not. so anyway, they gave me the gas, told me to count TO ten, not back, so, i get to like 20, and nothing. im not a big dude either. the docs are like ehhhh.... okay count to ten again, finally at about 25, i nod out. wake up chillin', feeling pretty decent to be honest. a little dizzy. give me the usual pain meds. tell me to put my shit back on... i do so without any assistance (no more so than i do when im hungover and dizzy, anyway) and chill out. head home on the little shuttle thing, stop by jamba juice... consume smoothie, never barf once. only thing that i went through (as a result of the heavy anesthesia, i assume) was being REALLY sore all over my body for like 5 days after. like hit-by-a-truck hurts-way-worse-than-the-broken-jaw sore... but yeah sorry for the long windedness.... you'll be fine, dont trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Last time I had to be cut open was a few years back for appendicitis. After they pumped me with sedatives I was the happiest motherfucker on earth, and surgery was the last thing on my mind. Woke up and couldn't pee, got a catheter. /coolstory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 why???^ also, if your lucky this will turn into one of those things where you can just say your back hurts and get a bottle of codeine. and look at it this way, if they fuck up, your set for life. true, i had thought about that, but never been into pills of any sort so fuck knows what id do with them.... shit, im not even sure we get codeine over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 wheres over here? edit: nevermind, uk. yeah, i dont know what you get over there but i imagine its some sort of pain killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 try a little harder there pal... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 sorry i dont creep on everyones profile. is that what you want? attention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 it says it twice just within the post/username... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 again, i dont analyze everything... i just read the post and comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I had surgery to put tubes in my ears and they removed a part of a sinuses when I was a kid. Not really much I remember aside from the puking afterwards I felt like shit. I was a kid though, plus it's 3 in the afternoon and I'm a little drunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 never had surgery before, but i'd be scared shitless.. just make sure to self medicate as often as you can afterwards, good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 good luck sneak only time i've been under was for my wisdom teeth, shit went fine. they gave me percs for it and i wasn't officially conscious until like 8 hours later when i "woke up" to my girlfriend riding me reverse cowgirl. it was cool to wake up from a dream to having sex, instead of the disappointing other way around. and also, that cyst thing on the gayhands is nothing. all they do is drain it. you can do it yourself if you're a man. but based on that limp i'm pretty confident you're very much not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 One of my friends got rid of a cyst (at least i think it was a cyst) on his hand with a big ass book, just pounded that shit out nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Uhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 i had to get a skin graft in my mouth, twice. they had to cut the skin off the roof of my mouth and use it to make new gums. no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 you should be fine sneak, i used to do a bit of work on a surgical ward for a while. that operation someone posted with the ingrown hair on the back's pretty common. the ward would get folk in all the time with that shit. i'd imagine your procedure won't be that much more complicated... all the best anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mFcTUZnmBA ...but good luck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 bumping this back up cos tomorrows the big day.... fingers crossed all goes well and the next week will be spent in bed resting. ive been saving a load of days in pies flicks for said bed rest, so theres something to look forwad to at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 eek. have fun dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 i had my asscrack cut open in a surgery for a cyst, but they gave me a LOT (emphasis on lot) of pills after. enough to develop and kick a problem in the span of 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Good luck with that homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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