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Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock....


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You really think this is enough to set her up for life?

 

Shit, I don't think even Monica Lewinsky can ride the Bill C. scooter any more and that was a hell of a lot bigger than screwing this douche.

 

 

For the record, I could brush my teeth with Sandra Bullocks poop and still end up smiling pearly whites. She's so damn hot I'd even fuck her grandmother.

 

yeah, but Lewinsky was a hog compared to this girl if you have to put in perspective. I mean if you think about it, there's a lot of hick-ass redneck white supremacists that'll love to buy some sort of bullshit that has to do with her since she's miss white power pinup now thanks to the tabloids. lewinsky really didn't do anything with it except try to sell purses. this girl is already a model, already took her titties out for the camera. all she's doing now is just waiting for offers to come in, and honestly i wouldn't feel that a multimillion dollar porn deal would be out of the question either. if octomom got offered one, why not her?

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No, but I bet our shit looks the same. /true story.

 

Not unless you shit roses and kittens, dude.....

 

 

 

And to Crackteeth, I don't know man. Yeah she'll make some bucks but her tittles are already out, she's done heaps of shoots and shit. People will more than likely grab what's already available for the most part rather than shelling out for anything new. I really can't see her being more than a flash in the pan.

 

And for the record's sake, I'd hit Monica before I hit that zombie looking piece of c*nt. Seriously, only thing I'd hit that fucking tramp with is a bat with Jesus spikes through it!!

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sandra is talentless, not funny, and not very attractive.

 

talentless- you havent seen the part in speed where she rolls out from underneath the bus and starts to cry?...that cry was very realistic...thats talent...or how about playing the rich politicians wife in crash?

 

not funny- you havent seen the exchanges between her and her landlord in while you were sleeping?

 

not attractive- hell, id smash her even though shes waaaay to thin for me. you didnt see the pics posted in this thread?

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IF YOU A REGULAR NIGGA AND YOU MARRY A PORNSTAR THAT GOT MAD BREAD THEN YOU DOIN IT.

 

IF YOU A NIGGA THAT ALREADY GOT BREAD (LIKE THIS NIGGA) AND IS ON TV AND SHIT, AND YOU MARRY A PORNSTAR THEN YOU LOST HARDBODY KARATE.

 

 

THIS NIGGA IS SHERM THOUGH JUST OFF THE STRENGTH THAT SANDRA BULLOCK IS FUCKIN CAKED UP AND SHE LOOK MAD HERB LIKE YOU COULD JUST BE SITTIN ON THE COMPUTER LOOKIN AT BENTLEYS AND SHE WOULD WALK BY AND BE LIKE "WATCHA LOOKIN AT SWEETIE?" AND ID BE LIKE "OH JUST SOME BENTLEYS *SIGH*" AND SHE'D BE LIKE "YOU WANNA GET ONE?" AND ID BE LIKE "REALLY? YOU WOULD DO THAT? I LOVE YOU!" *HUGS*

 

THEN ID BE ON THE STRIP IN MY BENTLEY FUCKIN VERY BAD BITCHES VERY DISCREETLY. AND GOIN TO THE ATM EVERYDAY TO TAKE OUT MONEY FOR AN OZ OF SOME RAW AND JUST SHOPPIN ALL DAY AND SHIT LIVIN IT UP LIKE BITCH WASSUP. NIGGAS WOULD HATE MY GUTS B. ID BE ON HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY SMACKIN ALL THOSE BITCHES IN THE FACE WIT MY DILZ LIKE IM RUNNIN THE SHOW NOW BITCH SANDRA JUST DEPOSITED THAT CHECK NIGGA IM BOUT TO GO CRASH THIS LAMBO AND EAT 20 XANAX AND GET A LAPDANCE ON THE LOW WITH A FAKE MUSTACHE ON FUCK YA LIFE NIGGA IM LIVIN HARD IM EATIN COCOA PEBBLES WITH LOUIS XIII AND FEEDIN MY PITBULLS CAVIAR. AND SHE PAYIN. POW.

 

THIS NIGGA BOUT TO FADEAWAY LIKE JORDAN NOW. YOU LOST HOMIE, NIGGA JUST THREW A BLANK CHECK IN THE PAPER SHREDDER.

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