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yo dow i asked my girl about it. i asked her that if a dude knowingly let a tranny jack him off does that him make him gay. she replied and i quote "dude is obviously gay as fuck now come to bed and stop fucking around on 12oz" c'mon man today i even showed my chick the pictures it's obvious that she is a he to me and a female. so all i gotta say is

 

 

 

 

 

 

GET YA MIND RIGHT!!

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And I'm just sayin, I could probably get some dome from the ladyboy a million times over that buck angel guy, getting head from a bald man would be way more traumatic, even if he had a vaj. I don't even like chicks with hair above their shoulders short..

 

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It's not that it's upsetting, it's that it's incorrect. If I wore a turkey costume would everyone call me a turkey? No, they'd call me "that fucking weirdo in a turkey costume". Trannys are fucking weirdos in girl costumes.

 

More like if you took turkey hormones and your voice slowly started to turn into gibberish gobbling and you started to grow feathers, the problem is modern science hasn't helped find this option yet for humans who identify themselves as turkeys rather than male or female. You're thinking about drag-queens not transexuals.

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LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOOOOOOO GOD LOVES ME!!! THIS IS WHAT I GET TO START MY DAY WITH!? COFFEE AND A BAGEL AND THIS NIGGA TALKIN ABOUT "I LET A NIGGA WITH TITS SUCK MY DICK, IS THAT GAY?"

 

IM FUCKIN CRYIN!!!!!

 

 

YO MY NIGGA THIS IS OBVIOUSLY GAY MY G CUZ HOMIE DOES NOT LOOK FEMALE AT ALL, I MEAN, THE NIGGA GOT TITS BUT SHIT NIGGA IS THAT THE CRITERIA? "IF IT GOT TITS ILL HIT?"

 

WAS YOU ON ECSTASY OR SOMETHING MY PAL? HOW DID YOU EVEN CATCH A CHUB MY NIGGA?? NO HOMO³ THATS A DUDE THOUGH, LIKE MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT KNOW AND CAUGHT A WOPPEMON AND THEN THE NEXT DAY NIGGAS SHOWED YOU THAT NIGGAS MYSPACE PICTURES (TRANNIES IS ON MYSPACE MY G THEY AINT ON FACEBOOK YET) OF HIM HOLDIN HIS TITTIES AND BEEF AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU GOT TIGHT AND WAS LIKE "FUCK DUDE! NO WAY BRAH! THAT WAS A FUCKING DUDE DUDE?!" THEN I CAN SEE YOU BEING LIKE *SHRUG* "SHIT HAPPENS" (AFTER YOU GET ALL MAD)...BUT THE NIGGA LOOKS LIKE SASHA VUJACIC WITH TITS MY G. IM CRYIN AT THOSE FLICKS TOO THE NIGGA FOOT IS LONGER THAN A MATH TEST!!! LMFAOOOO NIGGA WAS PROBABLY BLOWIN YOU WEARIN SIZE 14 TIMBERLANDS DOGS!!! NIGGA HANDS LOOK HE COULD PALM A BEACHBALL!!! YOU LET THIS NIGGA JERK YOU OFF? YOUR BEEF PROLLY LOOKED LIKE A NEWPORT IN THAT BEASTS GRASP.

 

 

BASICALLY MY NIGGA THIS IS/WAS/WILL BE WILD GAY BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU HAD THE SAC TO ADMIT IT, SO ILL GIVE YOU G POINTS FOR THAT. ALSO FOR MAKING MY MORNING.

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well. you asked a gay guy if this was acceptable

of course he is gonna say it is and shoot you some logic.

Its like asking a chik if a woman should be a CEO

or a Hispanic should be able to be president. And

that tranny / dragon tattoo nightmare up in the mix.

Only response i can think of is slayer shirt

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hahaha. and mero quotes will add another 3 pages to this thread.

 

THE NIGGA FOOT IS LONGER THAN A MATH TEST!!! LMFAOOOO NIGGA WAS PROBABLY BLOWIN YOU WEARIN SIZE 14 TIMBERLANDS DOGS!!! NIGGA HANDS LOOK HE COULD PALM A BEACHBALL!!! YOU LET THIS NIGGA JERK YOU OFF? YOUR BEEF PROLLY LOOKED LIKE A NEWPORT IN THAT BEASTS GRASP.

 

This absolutely has to be quoted again to make sure no one glazed over and missed it.

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remember how serious DAO was about fucking Harisu. Then how hard he tried to convince everyone that she wasn't a dude. then when someone posted the wiki, he tried to convince people that the wiki was wrong..

 

then when that didn't work he said she had surgery to shave down her shoulders.

 

that was awesome.

 

If someone can link this thread, props will be issued....sounds like fucking gold!!

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whattt??!

 

you're either with slayer, or you're with the terrorists. god hates us all was a fine album.

 

 

 

gotta disagree man, i think ghua is the best thing they've done since seasons, but its quite mediocre in comparison to every release from seasons and before.

 

i guess that means i'm with the terrorists. tranny terrorists.

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I just watched that 80's movie "Just One of the Guys" (it was on Bravo), & it got me thinking- If a hot girl dressed/acting like a dude made out w/me, is that gay? Keep in mind that this girl has a vagina, great tits, & a hot ass...I just don't know it (yet). I know most of you knuckleheads will say "yes, this IS gay", but how gay?

 

Just One of the Guys (1985) - movie trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjokAAmr2Wg

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