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Jersey Shore Goes XXX

They're an official hit! Jersey Shore is gonna be a porn - uh, more so than usual!

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Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody has just wrapped and will be released next month. The films stars Taryn Thomas as Snooki, John Espizedo as "Mike the Predicament" and Veronica Rayne as "Wow J." Thomas.

 

"We chose the best guidos and guidettes in the industry. They parodied the Jersey Shore crew perfectly," said Rayne, who grew up in Jersey and spent her summers in Seaside Heights.

 

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CHYNA

 

SUMMON THE KRAKEN!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Arrrgh my eyes.

AB can you really put up with an annoying whiney bitch like Angelina? I never figured you to be an 'under the thumb' kinda guy, which is the only sort of person that bitch would be compatible with.

Just saw the reunion show, was pretty funny with Roonie and Sam breaking up, he really did waste his time there. The most entertaining thing about this show was the Situation though, his noxious concotction he put under Vinnie's bed must have stunk so bad.

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Under the thumb? Please son, I said she was hot haha. I like a girl who's bitchy no doubt, but I'm an alpha male always

 

Someone with more tabloid knowledge than me correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they got back together again after the reunion break up (odd term).

 

These muthafuckas are all pissin me off right now with their contract negotiations for season 2. They're going the Friends route, negotiating as one, asking 10K an episode. MTV better fuckin give it to em, I wanna see more haha

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These muthafuckas are all pissin me off right now with their contract negotiations for season 2. They're going the Friends route, negotiating as one, asking 10K an episode. MTV better fuckin give it to em, I wanna see more haha

 

I heard MTV gave them taht but the Shore family hasn't responed yet. MTV alos reportly has new cast members if they balk at the latest offer..

 

fuck i don't even watch this show and i know this god damn waste of information. :mad:

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There are at least three photos of Jwoww, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans.

 

A second photo shows Jwoww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She’s also wearing boots.

 

The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where Jwoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots. The pics are shot with moody lighting against a brownish background.

 

pssssh wonder how much these are really worth? 2 dollars? more less?

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She's getting her own show where she's gonna be looking for a boyfriend, it's supposed to be called "Snookin' For Love," and now she just got a Taco named after her!

 

This bitch is killin' it!

 

 

My ex's best friend's exboyfriend is dating her right now i guess. Dudes name is Amelio douche bag

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Niggas that don't live near Jersey must find this much more entertaining than me.

 

Having lived in Philly forever, and been to the Jersey shore more times than I'd want to admit, I've seen these italian monkeys in their rawest form in the heart of the guido jungle on many occasions.

 

I feel like I did when MJ died - just getting spammed with bullshit every time I turn around.

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^the chick is practically a midget. i dont think you guys can really understand how short 4'9 is.my great granma was that size. its off putting to see and old ass woman who is the size of a fifth grader. my homies grandma is the same size too and when she opens the door to her house its crazy becuase its like a ghost is opening the door but its not just a short ass woman and im going off into a tangent but DO YOU PEOPLE REALLY STILL WATCH THIS SHIT?

 

 

 

i literally watched one episode.the one where the chick got hit.after that i completely lost interest in what these retards were doing.

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