R@ndomH3ro Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang Published: 16 Jul 09 10:51 CET Online: http://www.thelocal.se/20694/20090716/ Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle. Suddenly, someone grabbed hold of the rack on the back of the man’s bike, causing him to fall to the ground. “The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper. As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene. According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls. The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms. Authorities are hoping that tips from the public can help them apprehend the suspects responsible for the bizarre attack. “It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,” Haaster told Aftonbladet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 "drive by blowjob on a bicycle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I bet some suicide girls fans from 12oz are already planning their move to Sweden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I wonder if Kat Von D was one of them, Id let her molest me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 this fool must have been a faggot to call the police.. or those chics were gnarly faced either way.. i guess those chics got what they wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 That dude is a buster for even reporting it to the police. He should have reported it to the Good Times Patrol and they would have given him a high five and a sandwich. Seriously, dude is 50 and got a no-strings handjob from a group of chicks. He should be his own hero, instead of being a big baby and boo hooing to the police about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Also, I like it when people say "trousers" instead of "pants". It reminds me of Rik from The Young Ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I am not really a fan of suicide girls but maybe I should add Sweden to my list of destinations if random shit like this happens to 50 year old dudes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 HAHAHAA....Imagine coming home and trying to explain that away to your wife. "honey I swear, I didnt want it to happen..but it just sorta did." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The story is not clear on what molestation occurred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Use your imagination...its better that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The story is not clear on what molestation occurred. They DAO'd him... Fingerbanging him until the Destructive Anal Orgasm (According to Urban Dictionary) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 a bunch of girls held him down, force fed him viagras, and touched his pp.. poor guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 its the Lizies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 has bloodfart been with you lately, random? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 This story was probably put out by the Swedish board of tourism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 its the Lizies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 wheres the pic of the Suicide Girls fight club photoset? this thread needs it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 wheres the pic of the Suicide Girls fight club photoset? this thread needs it http://tinyurl.com/lyf5la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 has bloodfart been with you lately, random? I was volunteering at the library all day, not out knocking over old dudes to give them a tug off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 either way, you're making a positive impact on the world, ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I wonder if Kat Von D was one of them, Id let her molest me up. cant molest the willing :D also, just noticed those skags are drinking SG beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'd go toe to toe with all five above those chicks pictured above.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 "Douse me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 if only they were a gang of disney teen starlets :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 those girls dont look very tough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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