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Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang

Published: 16 Jul 09 10:51 CET

Online: http://www.thelocal.se/20694/20090716/

 

 

 

Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.

 

Suddenly, someone grabbed hold of the rack on the back of the man’s bike, causing him to fall to the ground.

 

“The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika Haaster told the newspaper.

 

As the man was lying defenceless on the ground, the women proceeded to pull off his trousers and underwear and molest him sexually before fleeing the scene.

 

According to police, the 50-year-old was not otherwise beaten or physically assaulted by the gang of five girls.

 

The victim told police that the girl who actually pulled down the bicycle was about 175 centimetres (5 feet, 7 inches) tall and had tattoos on her forearms.

 

Authorities are hoping that tips from the public can help them apprehend the suspects responsible for the bizarre attack.

 

“It’s downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]. Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them,” Haaster told Aftonbladet.

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this fool must have been a faggot to call the police..

or those chics were gnarly faced

 

either way..

i guess those chics got what they wanted

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That dude is a buster for even reporting it to the police.

He should have reported it to the Good Times Patrol and they would have given him a high five and a sandwich.

 

Seriously, dude is 50 and got a no-strings handjob from a group of chicks.

He should be his own hero, instead of being a big baby and boo hooing to the police about it.

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Also, I like it when people say "trousers" instead of "pants".

It reminds me of Rik from The Young Ones.

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I am not really a fan of suicide girls but maybe I should add Sweden to my list of destinations if random shit like this happens to 50 year old dudes..

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HAHAHAA....Imagine coming home and trying to explain that away to your wife. "honey I swear, I didnt want it to happen..but it just sorta did."

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The story is not clear on what molestation occurred.

 

They DAO'd him...

 

 

 

 

Fingerbanging him until the Destructive Anal Orgasm (According to Urban Dictionary)

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This story was probably put out by the Swedish board of tourism.

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has bloodfart been with you lately, random?

 

I was volunteering at the library all day, not out knocking over old dudes to give them a tug off.

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I wonder if Kat Von D was one of them, Id let her molest me up.

 

cant molest the willing :D

 

also, just noticed those skags are drinking SG beers

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