seven.13 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock Hmm. Take out as many loans as you can, get as many credit cards as you can, and then run away to Spain. That is what I would do anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock I'd rather be broke and happy then overworked and miserable. Most people that work too hard never have time to have fun with the money they make. As for the ladies, be nice to the fatties and the hot friends will come. You need to put out a nice guy "just friends" vibe from the start. If you flirt too much with the fatties then they feel betrayed when you mack on the hot friend later and they tend to get evil. The fat girls are the buffers that screen the guys for their hot friends, get them in your pocket and your gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock as far as i know... YOURE A MAGNET FOR FAT COCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock u made me read that whole damn shit just to say you got hollered at by some nickle-peices instead of dime-peices? dude, go to a massage parlor and get some stress out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock So, on the main forum page all I see is: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock... by Some1 Today 03:32 PM LOL! yeah obviously you got some stress issues bruh. seems like that situation you got with that girl and the cockeyed bassist got you so pissed you needed some bitch to fuck that stress off, so when that fat girl talked to you, you must have flipped. take a chill pill and call dr. 12oz in the mornin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs02 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock i think you should totally forget about your ex, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock wait... is that a FEMALE in that aids ad^????? eww... ...it looks like mike patton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock there all pink in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock Iono if this makes you feel any better, but I've been gettin alot of messages from fat girls on MySpace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock dude back when i had a myspace i was appalled by the amount of fat bitches trying to message me their number and shit that was fucking ewwy status type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock Yeah, I got a comment from some fat bitch. Luckily I turned on comment approval so I trashed that shit. Forget about the ex man. You know the other guy is just gonna buy her back. Life isn't like in the movies, chicks (or most of them) would go for the guy who can buy them shit. Plus if you don't act like you are desperate for her when she gets back (like ignore her and shit) then she will be wanting a piece of you. Then you take the line of planting some little suggestions here and there about how great you are and how shit he is. One thing I think you neglected to realize is that the guy is an accountant. He will get happy from making money, doesn't matter how it is made. He will get his satisfaction from that just like you get yours from playing music. Accountants are weird like that. As it is so damn boring and monotonous you have to have a certain personality to do the job, so you have to remind her of your spontanaeity (sp?) and shit if you really want her. If it was meant to be it was meant to be!! Just let the time pass, follow my guide and you will see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock The trashy wimmins seem to love me.. And I do mean trashy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock when the chick in spain comes back spit that game and try and get her back if you really want... untill then smash who you can.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock SMASH THE SISTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock Some1, dude, youre really fucking panicky. Whatever the fuck you do im for it, just stop being so goddamn panicky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock pee in her butt? did someone say that already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Apparently I am a magnet for fat cock eyed women... SORRY SUMONE......TEH TRIBE HAS SPOKEN.... I aint reading that shit I am just going to go ahead and say it...... NOT METAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I'm getting right into Three 6 Mafia lately I am going to buy an album of theirs next week CHUUUUURRRRRCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 There's alot of talk about ex's on here lately...shit's pretty fuckin depressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Yeah, fuck ex's!! Now I just live by the code 'They are your ex for a reason' fuck how good the sex was with em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Last night while really drunk I was trying to get my boy to take me by my ex's crib...I'm really glad he didn't. I also tracked down the number for her "bestfriend", this lil muthafucka I fuckin can't stand who I know always had some shit to say about me...again, the homies kept me from calling him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Damn AyeBee, let it go, it is the smartest thing to do as you already have law troubles, best not to get any more mate. And a word of advice from some guy on another forum I visit "well as far as I'm concerned, leaving a woman's bed after a night of hot sex and placing a rose on her pillow is gay. A fucking MAN leaves a used condom on the pillow and a turd floating in her toilet. " Follow this advice and you can't go wrong I reckon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 ex's are ex's for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 i tihnk you did the right thing making the decision up to her then in future arguments you can be like, it was your decision to come back. i wish i had a girl to argue with :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 So she knows I like to find little hidden meanings or songs that relate to a situation in music because I am a music nerd... So I sent her "Fluorescent Adolescent" by the artic monkeys because it describes how she keeps telling me she feels...sorta kinda... You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though The Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal? Oh the boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem As daft as they seem My love when you dream them up... Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she's told she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil? Oh the boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem As daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Oh, where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? Woah. Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You were just sounding it out You're not coming back again. Falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You were just sounding it out You're not coming back again. You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? She writes back welll...I like the song I like it alot...should I read into the meaning of this lo? I write well I think you might want to but its a secret what it is... She writes I like secrets and is like Muah 2 more weeks... Then just now. I get a phone call from a # I dont recognize. I pick up Hey! Its me I gotta talk fast because I lost my cellphone in Rome I got one of those prepaid ones but i am outta min and I want to tell you **click** I am like fuck!? WHAT!? WTF?! 10 min later. RING** me:Hello!? her:Hey I got no min get a phone card and call me. me:Ok her:You promise?! me:Yea I will call you after work! her:Alright Muah! **click** And I got another boner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 all day boner marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 lets just say I own the boardwalk on boneropoly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I sent my ex flowers today. AB has been feelin a tad bit emo lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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