Newer Bigger Better Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Dear Petty Bitches, lulz! nbbrushin it off my shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Dear homework Why don't you get off your ass and do yourself. I am tired of supporting you all this time. One more class and you are done for good. Cil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 dear micah, i agree....a TCL meeting is definitely in order....but i dont know about the battered beaver being the tcl headquarters, because theres already a club where i'd fall in love....its called "club bounce" and its in alhambra, ca....nothing but the hottest chubby and fat girls. heres a link: http://www.clubbounce.net/home2.html -caligula p.s. i am down to hit up oakdale, ca for the chocolate festival though....that shit sounds good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Dear internet friends and foes Just got accepted to the graduate program 32 credits away from becoming a master of science in technical studies * network security concentration. abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 dear american government... please keep your great big fuckin' nose well oot of my country's dealings... you are a bunch of sick fucks takin' photos of a man on his death bed... and to let you in on a little secret... the mother fucker who planted the bomb on the plane actually works as a caretaker in a school in washington. not too far fae yir white hoose... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 dear cali-g, having a bday on a wednesday sucks doesn't it? cG dear cG, why yes, yes it does suck. cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 dear cali birthday "week" dear room mates and relatives at my house... secure a steady income first before making big plans on what to spend said imaginary money on. You already can barely pay rent, phone, or any other bills. -almightyannoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 dear almighty might smack said rommies... just sayin souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Dear souls One of their current money making scheme...viral videos and getting over 1000 subscribers on youtube...nonsense almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 dear darren... i'm sorry i didn't make it today. i never knew... i don't buy a local newspaper, and i don't have a facebook... plus our only mutual friend was out of the country... i can't understand why you done that to yourself... you were always a confident, good looking and outspoken guy. always a laugh to be with. i really wish i could've been there today buddy. i'd have been by your grave with my fuckin' silicone stained overalls on with plasterboard in my hair.. i know we went our seperate ways and all, but i'd always make a point of chiilin' with you and buying you a drink whenever i seen you. you were never unplesant to be around... i wish we could have one last game o' pool together,,, why leave your mum and wee sister like that man fuck! r.i.p man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 dear almighty said link to youtube videos.. souls dear rolf, keep your head and the smiles together you guys had in your heart. souls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 dear person that may have jacked my itouch, theres only 4 of you on that shift. it better magically appear tomorrow, or you better pray we dont ever figure out who you are. i'm not even mad its gone, i've had it for years and i'm surprised i havent lost/broke/had it stolen yet. i'm also not the only one whose mad about this, cause now everyone else has to be weary of their shit being stolen. you fucked up, and there will be hell to pay, probably officially, and certainly unofficially. -youbetterstayunderthatrockorjcagsgonnagetyou.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Dear pay day, YAY!! Putting up with bullshit is worth it! -$eyer Dear cali, Yes you can borrow $20. I'm dead serious too. -$eyer Dear Rolf, To answer your props comment, I've been working and going to school at the same time, while balancing life and managing a faulty relationship. Life is good. Where have you been? -$eyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 dear seyseysugamamalocklolbruinsfan1er, where is my cut of that pay check! i be waitin! loveboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 dear seyseysey... mainly here and doon the pub... also workin' like fuck... however... yet to see any of teh moneys from teh joabs... so yeah can i borrow £20 too please? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 dear football players pretty cool you flipped that truck to save a preggo lady nice. !@#$% http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Iowa-linemen-flip-burning-pickup-truck-save-pre?urn=highschool-wp5258 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 dear daz... on yir mum's birthday tae... i only found oot you just changed jobs. luckily for me, i'm doin' up the boy's hoose who used to work in the same place, if i find oot whoever made your life that unbareable... i swear on my grandfathers grave i'll take his fuckin' life... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 dear symbols, thats pretty awesome. 3 football players, a military women, and a dude in a back brace.. saving a father, 3 year old daughter, and pregnant wife from a burning truck. thats a scene from a movie right there. -JCags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 dear ex, please stop trying to hang out with me and my friends. the only time we enjoy your company is when you're rocking oven mits and i hear that timer on the oven go off. but foreal though, you're the only person i know that does coke and GAINS weight. how the fuck is that? xoxo.....PSYCH U GOT HERPES PROBLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 dear american government... please keep your great big fuckin' nose well oot of my country's dealings... you are a bunch of sick fucks takin' photos of a man on his death bed... and to let you in on a little secret... the mother fucker who planted the bomb on the plane actually works as a caretaker in a school in washington. not too far fae yir white hoose... rolf on behalf of 12oz what are you sqwuakin about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 dear bacon... you forgot the dear and the sign oot... i'm on aboot the american government being dicks, and thinkin' they can get whatever information they want aboot the lockerbie bombing from my government... that's aboot it really... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Dear Interview Go ok on tuesday, I like the hours and the wage is ok the job doesn't seem too shitty either. Could really do with this. Cheers Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Dear Froglog1 Thanks for the positive props while you try to neg me, funny how you got all hurt over your shitty thread getting you a rack for of negs. I think it is you that have failed - dick pleasantly Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Dear friend joining the Navy, while being stuck on a ship with 200+ men seems like it'd be awesome now, I'm sure in a few months it will have definitely lost it's shine. Still, I'm looking forward to your goodbye weekend! -seasickme Dear Mardi Gras, I'll apologise for my bad behaviour now. -badgrd Dear Mama, thank you for making my debauched weekend possible, you were right, I totally do need it. You're beyond awesome, rydw i yn Caru chi hefo holl fy nghalon. -littl'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 dear short bus U were great thursday. Picked me up at my house took me to school and then home for 8 dollars round trip. But why u trippin about tuesday? I still need to get home from school. I still dont have a car. I still got places to be and im really not tryin to ride the regular bus with all them transfers and 3 hours sitting on the damn bus among bus people. love abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Dear L, I just realised you died six months ago today. I miss you. -_____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 dear anybody that cares i just got a bunch of of german montana for 3 a can free shipping. love, the happiest bear in the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Dear pep boys no homo, thanks for the birthday card, il be sure to use it and get some cool flame decals to make my ride go faster hahah just Fucking with ya il get something else. -amnesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 dear daz... visited your grave today... things hit home pretty hard, heard the turn out was huge... and i'm really sorry i missed it. dear helen and mick... cheers for the directions... dear mate's fat pal the day in the pub... that latino pencil thin beard doesn't really work when you happen you have more chins than a chineese phone book... however i would like to know how you decide which chin to set the beard to... Rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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