!@#$% Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 dear whoever has our $5k zeiss flourescent lamp, please return it. we're a new lil small baby lab. and cannot really afford to buy another one. sincerely, lab tech oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Dear !@#$%, http://cgi.ebay.com/Carl-Zeiss-47-17-01-9901-Fluorescence-Microscope-Extra-/320597258303 too late thieves work quick I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Dear IR hahaa sweet listing but.... it's that metal box on the upper left. do ya know where the fuck it is?!?! -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 dear carl zeiss, what the fuck are you doing making fluorescent lamps?! get back into my sony digital camera! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 is that for seeing florescence in cells with florescence tags/? freaks ps. tis a fancy peice of equipment. also dear harry potter niggas, how is this movie harry potter 7, i couldve sworn there were only 4 movies before this one...last one where dumbledore died.guess i needa catchup /nh freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Dear Undercover Cop, Thanks for arresting and detaining me for 3 days for no reason. You are a just and righteous person. -C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Dear chubbs, i was wondering where you were. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 in no particular order... dear snow fuck off dear clingy chick fuck off dear money hello dear consecutive days off I'm enjoying this almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 dear Ralph Lauren, nobody cares that you're a faggot. nobody on 12oz cares about you. you're a bitch nigga that needs to take his punk ass off of 12oz, for real. bitch ass faggot. suck a dick up till you hiccup, bitch. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 freakee yup, for seeing fluorescently tagged/transfected cells symbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Dear Ralph, Uh oh, look what you did you made Cali pissed. buuu watch yo self! -sey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Dear Drums, Teach me to play you. -gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 dear gasface, when i was younger the best way i figured to learn drums was listen to punk records and just try and play the whole album through, something simple, then move on to something more crazy like thrash/metal or what have you, i think this song/album helped me the most.. this was also fun if i tried to play the Executioner right now, i probably couldnt, cause i drink, smoke and am just generally out of shape ha, but when i was younger, i would shred that album to shit. good friend of mine said he learned the same way, and hes a savage on drums. -thisguy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear girl im seeing, listen, i enjoy talking to you and all, but i can't do this 2 hours on the phone thing. matter of fact, i cant even do this 1 hour on the phone thing. cant even do a half an hour on the phone. keep it real, just text me. cali"not a fan of phone conversations"gula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear, fat whore. stop trying to talk to me on msn, I actually hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear cali, i feel your pain man. i cant even do the 15 minute phone thing. how many times can she ask what youre doing right now before she realizes that she should give you some time to actually do something? you know, so that her senseless questions would actually achieve some merit? -hatephonesexceptforemergenciesoner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear say, :lol: i agree with you completely....but my situation is worse...we spent about 20 minutes talking about our day and the next hour and 40 minutes arguing about food. wtf?!?...ive got better shit to do! cG p.s. when reading "-hatephonesexceptforemergenciesoner." it took me a while to read it, because i kept reading it as "hates phone sex" instead of "hate phones except" :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear cali, i remember months ago i had two tampons for shittalkin in brickslayers/paperchase or some shit. then i made the comment about beth from dog the bountry hunters gunt gettin surgically removed, and you turned them into tic tacs. the rest is history. ps. word on the phonesexoner shit haha. -gettindrunkontheoontzoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear say, lol...id still smash Beth! shes got those amazing titties! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear cali, she does look good post-op. every once in a while though youll see those re-runs from the first season with that frizzy ass hair and walmart halter tops. smash post season one. -sayDUB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear, weather. stop fuckin' raining you fuck. -chicksh1t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear weather, yeah what he said^^ RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Dear 'anyone who likes talking on the phone' i detest talking on the phone if i could have a cell plan with 5 minutes a month, for ordering pizza, that is what i'd have !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Talking on the Phone, Fuck you. You're worthless unless you're being used for calling in to radio shows or ordering pizza like !@#$% said. -gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear people who hate talkin' on the phone... why'd you hate it so much? rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Rolf, Don't say that. Women say that, then everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts. -gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear rolf, not exactly sure why. i just don't like it. i like to hang out in person, or communicate succinctly. my ma loved loved loved talking on the phone. when she'd call i'd think oh here goes 3 hours. so i dunno, maybe it's cuz it reminds me of her and i miss her. but, i didn't like it before that either. i just don't get much enjoyment out of it.. remember in fight club when they're talking about people really listening, as opposed to just waiting for their turn to speak? maybe that's what phone convos feel like to me.. tough to put a fine point on it. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 dear symbols and gasface... cheers for clearin' that up... now whit aboot textin'? rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Rolf, Love text messages. Love getting actual mail even more. I don't have to interact with those things right away, so I enjoy them. Talking in person is cool as well, because when there is a pause in the conversation you can people watch or be distracted by the tv. The phone is a constant performance. Fuck that. I'm not an entertainer. -gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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