IrishCarBombs Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Slam, duuh duuh duuh, duuh duuh duuh. -The boys being boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear uh oh its not the butterfly no mo its the toosstie roll to the left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear to the left. to the right. -to the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Make 'Em Say Uhn, Nah Nah, Nah Nah. -Master P. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear everybody, 1 hop this time. Right foot let's stop. Left foot let's stop. Now Cha Cha real smooth. - Cha Cha now ya'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear do the homie, Do the homie. -Do the homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Gary Gnu, Half of the mob and a case of brew Rumpletilz with the diggum smacks A get through the door with the cracker jacks --Busta Bust *For those of you that need a reference point: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear hip-hop-opotomus, my lyrics are bottomless. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Danielle from American Pickers. i think i love you. -icb Ready when you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear balloon races... waking up at the butt crack of dawn was rough but it was worth it . my kids loved you....[ souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear souls, that's 1/2 block from my house and i miss it every year <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 i was there at 645 am . u can always wake up early tommorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, This will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall. BTB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear sook and souls, my chick wants me to get on one of those damn balloons. i facepalm.jpeg'd her and said "white people." -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear Boris, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must've missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clowning dog, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Boris, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Boris why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear boris, gary coleman wtf.gif -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear NightmareOnElmStreet, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man you're like his fucking idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in Denver you said if I'd write you you would write back see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you NightmareOnElmStreet, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose. BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Dear boris, I lol'd -fishsticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear noes just do it. white ass souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 dear world. this song is on the brain today........ rip layne souls of the lost dear souls, great song, great band. R.I.P layne. -boatinabox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Dear Bug (my dog), What the fuck did you eat? Your breath seriously smells like a homeless woman's pussy! You were chewing your bone in the bedroom, and now it fucking smells like someone was shooting Granny Porn in there! Jesus! -Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Dear women, Fuck you and your hormones. Sincerely, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 dear earl, that's your balls talking. don't listen to them. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Dear Milky G's, My balls are probably the ones that got me in trouble in the first place. Signed, In the dog house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Dear Souls. Lucky fucker. thats beautiful. -whitey. Dear Earl, Even though you will probably have a witty answer, I have to know how you know what homeless pussy smells like. Also, you think we like dealing with these hormones.It's not good for anyone. Dear 12oz. I thought of you when I saw this downtown. I believe I see room for moar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 dear bitch ass faggots that don't want to get out of my bar at the end of the night, GET THE FUCK OUT! no, i didn't steal your coat and yes that is my fist breaking your fucking nose, now i gotta go home all pissed off at the end of the night thanks to you fucking homos, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 dear homie, hurry up and get here soon...its 2nd saturday, and were missing out on all the festivities. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 dear sea world, your lack of updates since 2001 and $70 entrance fee left me a little disappointed, though i did enjoy hand feeding flamingos.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Dear SMdoubleXL, There is a bag lady in my neighborhood that sleeps behind this one building. So the other night when I made that post, I had walked into the bedroom where the dog was chewing/licking her bone. By the time it was a soggy sponge of dog spit, the whole bedroom had this odor that smelled bodily. Later I took her for a walk, and we walked past the spot with the bag lady sleeps. The same smell was coming from her "bedroom." So after we got back, I made that post. Trust me, I'm not down with degenerated pussy. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Dear KB, I'm still not over you so when you called and told me you were scared and needed me, I ditched my friends (first mistake) and came to find you, found you with 2 dudes, you tried to come with me and leave but they kept mouthing off, so I ended up scrapping. Not gonna lie, homie got a couple good shots in, but i know for a fact that I broke his nose when I connected with a kidney shot then kneed him in the face. He was bigger then me, but his homies were the ones that pulled him out and bailed. Needless to say, I have a shiner and you ruined my night and you were the last thing on my mind and i'm pissed that this is still the fucking case. RattledOner. Dear Boris; 24'd Slim Doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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