blackboatshoes Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 dear caligula, LOL! -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Dear cali, It would probably also help if you told them that you knew how to airbrush letters on shirts, they love that shit. -seyerrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 dear seyer, would it help if i told them i airbrush letter on walls? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Dear cali, That would def be a bonus. To them it would be a "bone us" -seyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear tonight. you suck so far, where the white womenz at? waiting till 12:00 to meet some peeps. bored out my mind. -icbklyn dear seyer, when you coming to ny so we can dance n graff the night away. -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear icb, how can you be bored???!? you live in b-r-double o-k-l-y-n.. brooklyn! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear cali, always boring drinking in the crib alone. fear not my friend, i'll be out to catch wreck in a bit. i got some thick bishes if you decide to come here too. icb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear whomever, i robbed a chick the other day.. i got $43, a bus ticket, and a bag of doritos. it was in her bag which she left unattended to in a local mcdonalds as she walked into the bathroom. i know, imma thug right? yeah.. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear edogg, thanks for negaprops. always appreciated. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear pants, please stop changing color, your throwing me off from russia with vodka, kalishnikovs, and me RUNINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear tesco... you are sneaky fuckers. i was gonna look fairly fuckin' stupid drinking coronas at teh party tonight. however, the fact you had removed all the crates of 330ml bottles and replaced them with 210ml stubbies is just beyond a fuckin' joke... now it's gonna look like i have freakishly big hands to match my big fuck off banana feet. cheers for that... cunts you are lucky that i have invested in some fine polo that is tuffer than rev run's oldest leather jacket which will hopefully dectract the fact my drink of choice tonight is only one or two above baccardi breezers on the homo scale... dear cows thank you for being so tasty. i still hve bits of one of you lodged inbetween a good few of my teeth, i will save these for later tonight incase i get hungry or feel the need to lift weights at some point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAZYDUZIT Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear 12oz thank you for letting me know that people are still full of the same shit since ive been absent from this site for a couple months. funny thing is they ask "why?"....perception is everything. make yourself look like a cunt the tiniest bit and dont b surprised on how you will b received. gut feelings. shit sumtimes i suppose its better to go with them. faith in people??? pshh for what? so they can b on sum1 elses dick b4 and after. look at yourself really and how you have been perceived and what has been done to make a person think otherwise. now given that moi is an asshole/dick at times, but shiieet it is known because it is projected directly... I'M an ASSHOLE, You're a DICK....lets see who gets fucked.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 dear people, everything is okay right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Dear ICB, That will happen once you buy me a ticket to go out there. kthnx, -first name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 29, 2010 Author Share Posted August 29, 2010 dear 12oz i hate- fucking HATE- when you know the tune of a song, but not the artist or any lyrics and you have to spend the rest of your life with the tune stuck in your head knowing you;ll never find out who did the song fuuuuuck edoggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 dear "father in law", Please accept the fact that I'm with your daughter. If your wife (r.i.p.) did, why can't you? I'm getting prettty tired of this. We need to talk. /feelingleftoutoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Dear ICB, I was drunk at BK last night and stepped on a dead cat. I almost cried cause it was a cute little cat. /nh FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 dear <3, 23, 3 ,6, 9 didn't win for me ;( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 dear me, why the fuck aren't you sleeping already? you have to wake up in 3 hours, you cuntbag shitfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 dear MTV, thanks, you're about to ruin another artist who could have been great. he was doin big things now you gonna come in here and have every 13 year old pot head on his dick. RIP WIZ. but on another note, these two songs, and beats are fucking nutso, this one especially. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XEjPFmUIh0 && -boat rip wizzkhalifa. dear everyone, i wonder how many white kids who just found pot love this dude, that beat aint half bad though. -boatiswhitebutisreallyareverseoreo dear life, time for a change of venue, time to hit some couches and floors and live like the scumbag i am for a while. why you ask, because im dieing slowly here and a change of venue is G-G-G-G-R-R-R-R-E-E-E-A-A-A-A-T-T-T! -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 dear new job, please don't fucking suck! and please give me full-time because i'm not entirely sure if i can get unemployment from my old job.. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 dear noes, new job in the p? and, are they still hiring, let a fool know. -boatunemlpoyedandenjoyingitbutstilltryintofindajob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 dear life, meh. :| -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFishTALL Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Dear Craigslist, Thanks for bringing out the winners... ... ... -Trop Dear "Jesse" Just an fyi, saying "God bless" doesnt seal any deal. Moving forward, thanks for the deal. meeeheheheh -A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 dear sooki, i hope that shit works out. must have been blacks holler if you need anything. x and o IHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Dear Boatshoes, you know we got you in cali. POZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 dear 20's, you were fun while you lasted. regrets?....sure, im not gonna lie, i have a ton of them. well 10 more minutes left in my 20's, then i'll officially be in my 30's :( i will try to enjoy these last 10 minutes by oontzing! cG dear dmv, seriously???....a 3 hour fucking wait?!?!?....fuck you! cG 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Dear Cali, Happy Birfday mate. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 dear cali, happy birthday dude. but look at it this way, now you are in your dirty 30's go do some shit and stop dwelling on being 30! -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 dear cali welcome to the 30s its a fun era.... old ass souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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