redeyedanimal Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, Thank you for the positive rep. It appears on your location that you are everyfuckinwhere. Will you please set a box of cookies from the local bakery on my from steps. That would make my night. -rea ~chocolate chip, with peanut butter. Maybe some brownies, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red, lol. it appears you are located at free. can you tell me where thats at and im gonna need ur address. would you like pot brownies or chocolate chunk? -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest and red, c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker! sincerely elis von moogsir 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear FR, How many sessions did you have to go to? -B. fish bfeezy.. a one day 9 hour session. didnt learn a thing, it was more general, i was oping for one on one couples skills etc. getting married july 24th. take it easy, FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DeAr robo, what the hell do you mea. By ccccombobreaker? Invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Means take your convo to pm's------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear decent handstyle, please be more difficult, if that's even possible. go fuck yourself. no love, inj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Jesse, Rest easy buddy. I didn't really know you, but your night did not turn out good. It was all bad news from the time the whole street had to be closed down. People are cold blooded. you are loved and missed, -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fourteenkay, dig the bike mang! throw some gears on that bitch! do you have to use one of those ugly chain tensioner things? tell the gals youre growing your hair out so u can use the money youd b spending on haircuts to help various charities. ;) fabio lookin muh fuh /still have yet to find any kraken in oregon. 0day rum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red, congrats on 1k. cG dear invest, woohoo! cG dear marco, we will most likely roll out to reno....trust me, the 2 and a half hour drive to visit sac isnt worth it....sac hasnt really got anything too interesting to see...lol cG dear bfish, it was cool seeing you today! :) cG dear ssn, sorry about ordering the spicy tuna stuffed jalapenos. my eyes teared up and my nose was watering too! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear saints, thank you for winning, because of it i now have $50 any sugestions on what i should spend it on? im thinkin hennessey (mostly because ive never had it before) -tux also dear snow, fuck you -holeinmyshoes=wetsocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo hey tux, buy some new shoes!! - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DivorcedDow, Go to the website. they have a list of liquor stores and what nots that have it. Also im taking back to a fixed. So fuck you. Also i love you. Also my hair is rad. Also im going on salary soon. My beds cold without you :( t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo t, props for the promotion, atta baby! if i wasnt saving hella $$ right now, id come down for a lil madness. i think myself and filthypeter are going to reno for a few days during spring break...hollar if u wanna do the damn thing over there... ps - you need to buy a body pillow, rub irish spring and weed all over it so it has my scent, then cuddle it while you pretend its me as you close your eyes and hum 'careless whispers' . /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pops cafe, you are a fucking rip off. - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear people, I talked to this girl todayu and i think i worked shit out. got a kiss on the cheek too :) -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, thats good news bro. -dose. dear girl, we've been on and off since like october, and you never got far enough out of my mind to be able to move on, you told me you cared about me, and you feel safe with me and that im one of few people that you can actually talk to, on saturday night i met up with you when we were out and we kissed, I know you felt it. yesterday we watched the superbowl, then when i left you kissed me again, and hugged me, and want to hang out again before the free week. how come when you're not around you seem a billion times more distant, and adopt the not really feeling it attitude? can you please make up your mind, we're obviously gonna end up together. -doser. dear muddles, how you holding up man? hope everything's good. -dosah. dear midterm, tomorrow its business math, wednesday its macroeconomics, if both of you could be very easy, i would really appreciate it, like you have no idea. oh, and that paper thats due tomorrow, if you could be easy, that'd be cool to. - pullinganallnighteroner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat people on the biggest loser, stop fucking crying- not all of you have issues with your glands not all of you have self esteem issues let's face it some of you are lazy motherfuckers. I mean seriously 1.75 hours to walk 1 kilometer? how did you get to that state? wait your glands forced you to dink 4 litres of coke a day? schnitzel is the biggest loser but not due to weight loss but due to the fact he was too tired after the gym to change the channel. dear hayley lewis (presenter of Australia's Biggest loser series) Oh you would so get it! schnitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sac, i had a wonderful time. <3 ssn dear cali, thank you for my lovely lunch date. the sushi was delicioso even though i was sweating and tearing from the spiciness. see you in a couple of weeks. <3 ssn dear bfish, poor little sicky. it was great seeing you. next time we need to meet on your day off. get better soon. <3 ssn dear stan, i gave bfish your very important message and we laughed thanks to you. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, you got to admit it though, the spicy tuna and cream cheese stuffed jalapenos were delicious though! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Girlfriend, I told you, if you want to click back and forth on "The Bachelor: on the wings of Douche," you can't expect me not to be a dick. So when I said "I hate this fucking guy, I hope his dick falls off in the shower, and I hope all those bitches find lumps in the morning" --you should have expected it. I'm glad you laughed, even though it was one of those laugh of shock kind of laughs, it was still a laugh. Fuck those people, throw them in a Volcano. Love, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Earl, no disrespect, we go way back on the oz. but you're dating a girl that watches the bachelor... im bummed on you right now.... t14k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cat, if you wake me up this early again when i want to sleep in, i swear to god i'm going to throw you off the fuckin balcony. ~ReallyExhaustedArtist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ladies in video, Everynight before bed I fantasize about all of you---- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear t14k, sometimes you let your girl watch whatever, it helps her to be quiet. -FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear T14K, She doesn't watch it. Nothing was on TV so she was bouncing around. She only likes to watch things like that to talk shit, but she can't handle my level of shit talk. She doesn't understand I'm a shit talking robot sent from the future to hate on everything and kill John Connor. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl i did last night, i think i set a new record with you. you are the biggest girl i have ever slept with. how much do you weigh?...350?...375? cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear caligula, congrats on breaking personal records! someone has to sex the fluffy girls. -yinz dear lil wayne, even though you are going to jail i am assuming you will still release 415 mixtapes next year. -yinz ps... ill send you a postcard soaked in liquid lsd if you want, but i expect a shout out in a song pending your release. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear yinz, thanks! but she wasnt fluffy...she was the 5th level of fat: DAAAAAAAAAMN! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR GOD, stop throwing temptations at me please unless u want me 2 act human. -RL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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