MOOGLE? Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR MIDDLE OF NOPLACE AMERICA, it was 4 in the morning as i stood looking at a hastily stenciled four foot comp heels with the wind blowing through all the layers of my clothing chilling me to the core. as i sat my backpack down the first thought in my head was " please if there is a god ,dont let the fucking ny thins clog up on me..i only have two and cant find my stock caps anywhere. p.s one clogged but it didnt start raining till i was done sincerely elis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mum, it's been three years today and I still miss you a lot. we're heading to the centennial tonight to drink beers and wine and have dinner and laugh. wish you were here! schnitzel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear brother, there are less creepy ways to tell me that i look decent after having 2 kids than "i would check you out, if you weren't my sister" cause that kinda implies you did check me out, you being a dude and all. but thanks, you've never been good with words. or expressing positive output of any kind. love you bro. no incest. - love your sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 29, 2009 Author Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpuddles incest is illegal, at least in my state. but hey, do your thang. keepitoutsidethegenepool edoggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edoggggg, i totally threw in the "no incest" disclaimer!! please no one think i'm in an incestual relationship with my brother!! ewwwwwwwww - grossed out puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted November 29, 2009 Author Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpuddles this is all i read "i would check you out, if you weren't my sister" so...... yea. edoggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear everyone, no incest advocation on my part!!! - fo real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpuddles, don't ever ever ever buy a bagel from the cafeteria upstairs again. when will you learn? chewy pieces of shit. i think you popped your jaw out of socket..... - yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeepingWillow Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red gatorade g2, yu taste like medicine....stop with the non sense.. -ww ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeepingWillow Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girLfriend, iLoveyu<3 -ww ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz homies, I'm an uncle now! http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcofromhouston/4148304560/ -proud new Tio in Houston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear marco, congrats! your excitement made me smile. and i needed it. - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear unemployment, while at first I loved you so much for all the free time you afforded me, I don't love you any more! this is why I'm so glad to tell you to fuck off bitch goddess!!!!!!! I loved the way you allowed me to travel to America and Canada. And I love how you allowed me to get a cash in hand job working for a distributor of mail order pornography which paid for another 2 months for very little effort. And I loved how you allowed me to paint nearly 100 pieces this year! But all in all fuck right off I got a job and as a final parting shot to you unemployment goddess my new job is the highest paying job I've ever had! Bye bye Schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tio Marco. Congrats. expecting some of your fantabulous photos, >SM< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz homies, I'm an uncle now![/color][/b] http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcofromhouston/4148304560/ -proud new Tio in Houston Dear Marco, Congrats my man. Be sure to be a good UNCLE!! All the best man. IOUncleOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Chinatown Bakery, My scallion bacon roll tasted like shit this morning. The bacon was tough and the scallions tasted way to bitter to be fresh. Please don't go slipping on this. You've been really good to me for the past month. I like getting a fulfilling breakfast for under $4.00. Don't make me switch to the other spot with the rude wonky eyed bitch working the counter. Thanks, Earl Dear Marco, Welcome to the Uncle club. My nephews only get to see me twice a year, and I always make it worth while by saying the most extremely offensive shit I can think of. Last Thanksgiving I turned to my oldest nephew and said "Well, I need to take a shit. You want to come and watch?" He'll never be the same again. Enjoy, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeepingWillow Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz homies, I'm an uncle now![/color][/b] http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcofromhouston/4148304560/ -proud new Tio in Houston congratss man :)... now,, Dear yur nephew or niece, be grateful yu have a great tio. -ww ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear world, i just found out my daughter has her first boyfriend, and he bought her a christmas ornament! how odd... as long as she never talks to any guys like you little perverts, she'll be fine. holy shit! i feel old. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tio Marco, Congrats sir! Being an uncle is some awesome business. I remember my aunties and uncle being pretty cool beans to be around. Its like being a grandpa but younger. Cuz you can babysit and take them cool places but then you get the luxury of sending them home. :] B. fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, ummm... i don't wanna know stuff like that about j-fly. she's not allowed to have a bf. thanks. <3 auntie suki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, that's what we said. maybe you can talk some sense into her. boys are dumbtards. me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Oh Dear suki suki san- I forgot to reply to one of your posts. But yeah that is "thee ring". Only my ma had it resized for her when she was in her twenties. That thing barely fits on my pinky. Btw it snowing up in your parts yet? <3 b. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, time for the birds and the beezzzzzzzz. also, dude is here over the weekend if you guys wanna kick it? <3 ssn dear bfish, can't you have it resized again? should be able to. we went looking for wedding rings over the weekend. it's not really snowing. sucks! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dearest suki san- Yeah my ma was telling me I could do that. I dont think it will be that expensive. And I really really like that one. So my fingers are crossed. How did your search go? keepers? I wish winter would hurry up & get to getting. I want to go snowboarding. Actually...I like fall a lot. I have determined that it is my favorite season. But. Would like to go snowboarding. I have never gone. <3 Teeny fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bee-pescada, we should try to go boarding together this season. we found some rings i think might work. plain and simple just what we were searching for. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, no way! she cannot learn about those things. ever. she's just a kid. i can never.... :eek: mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear oonts yes or no edoggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear westcoast bana fish, holla. im on aim from now till maybe 12. hope all iz wellz, -east coast boat with shoes. dear everyone else. fuck you all. 12oz sucks. -blackboatshoes p.s jk.. <324 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mg, that scares the shit out of me. i have 2 girls 3 years apart. luckily i got a few years. good luck homey. and an ornament? that is kinda strange. how old are we talking here? - puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpuddles, she's 9...he bought her a barbie christmas tree ornament. while it's kind of cute...it's super lame too. girls don't need boyfriends until they're 35. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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