Banana fishd Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sey sey, I tried deep breathes and being distracted... and then I forgot to breathe. But overall (excluding making an ass out of myself) I think it went over very nicely. Thank you for your advice. -B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear kids in the room above me why, why must you be so annoying... there is no need to play techno for 24 hours straight, its annoying as shit on a better note dear me, good job you studied and got a 99% on that test, good job im such a smartkid and dear mud, youll get em next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear White Castle, You guys should make me take a breathalyzer test before I order a sack of 10 cheeseburgers, chicken rings, 2 fries and 2 beverages(!?!) for myself at 5:55am in the drive thru while riding in a taxi. Worse yet, I ate the entire meal while passing out to Young Guns II. -The Don/blaze of glory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear don, thanks for making me laugh. my kids are being so annoying tonight. the 2 beverages totally got me!! - muddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, dammit -wisetux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear family, when your non-card carrying son asks you to buy a bus ticket to be repaid in full, please do it. now i can't smash crazy batshit italian girl. she totally wanted it too, i had it all set. the mack is strong with this one. how you gonna cockblock me? really now, it was simple. i would have sent nudes too, if you wanted them. probably not, but i might as well offer. -inj. dear 12oz, i broke my self promo rule, again. i'm sorry. it won't happen again. -injray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear exgirl, Please dont call or text everyday and bring up the shit i did while conveniently leaving out all of the dirt you did. I don't call you out for having your kids dad on the side the entire time we were together. -broken record almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear brand new Memory Foam mattress, Maybe I should wait the recommended 24 hours of airing out before using, I'm getting kind of dizzy from that new 'urethane foam' scent just like the manual said I would. Guess I'm sleepin on the couch tonight! -The Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR VA, if you are going to send me a 60 page spreadsheet with like 50 lines per page could you at least put it in SOME discernable order? i mean there is no rhyme or reason! not claim#, status, date received, patient name, date of service, charges..... nothing. fuck, i mean you are the government but come on!! medicare does better! - i hate you dear oontzers, sorry for the work rants. i got no other outlet.... - puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Verrazano-Narrows bridge, Happy 45th birthday. I can't believe you let that guy jump to his death in the movie Saturday Night Fever. Then again, you're a bridge, I suppose you couldn't have talked him out of it. -Don C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, youre co-worker, me and some fried chicken....soon! cG dear triple T, i been good...just workin and stackin chips..like pringles. cG dear king tut, i will be at your exhibit soon...dont let me down. cG dear san francisco, parking better not be a bitch when im out there. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear barf and fart, your ghost attachment just made me laugh good names -wise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear santa, please bring me this vintage $200 OE shirt for christmas. thanks, z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Self, Happy 300. now, avoid operation superblitz and i'll be straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear myself, the fuck is wrong with you man? Why you hung up on your ex like that? she dumped you and got back together with her ex man, why are you even giving her the time of day? c'mon son, the girl to guy ratio at this school is 8:1, granted there are a few butter's and a ton of chubs, the fuck you doing man? get out there and fuck. The dose that has been drinking and speaks the truth oner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear NYC board of health food handling online test: I really hate waiting 15 minutes for each lesson to take the quiz, I can read the shit in like 2 minutes and the questions are common sense. I can't believe I need this certificate as a bartender now that "ice" is considered food. -kthx-Don Cheadle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeepingWillow Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sunday, I want yu to last forever... ...I hate Mondays tho... ..anyway..it's Friday...and I need a blunt sincerely,WeepingWillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear drunken almighty stop fucking around, make some money, and move the fuck away from nevada. Theres nothing here for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12 oz people. Have a wonderful day >SM< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dose, you said it best yourself. GET OUT THERE AND FUCK. no matter the ratios, you're in college!! plus the ex sounds like a total cuntbag. oh and, don't anyone let you feel bad for smashing a few butters! i got faith in you man. -puds dear sm, thanks! i hope so, even if it is cold and rainy! and you are up early so i'm totally wishing you the same! -c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sf residents, if you see a black single speed schwinn being rode by somebody in pacific heights, punch them in the fucking face. they could possibly be the nigger that stole my bicycle. if it turns out it's their bike, just say "my bad", they'll understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear saturday- I am bored. -b. FISH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mudpuddles. thanks buddy! Plan on going hard tonight haha. although butters are a last resort. doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear doser, the best girls are always taken. everyone else is left to settle with one another. the ugly guys and girls. we make up the rest of the world. noemo/nohomo/ci'muchomota Eonroc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bfish. 12 oz heard you were bored today, so it attached a few pictures for you to look at. Dear Dose, Keep it covered. (ill try this again) Dear Heart. piece yourself together and get off the floor. Leave that thinking shit for my brain. Please. Love you all >SM< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear me, stop sitting around and go paint -carlo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear carlo, its cold. and why would you want to leave 12oz when there is such stimulating conversation in the portland thread? haha i finally put some flicks up though. that saddam shit was funnny. couldn't prop you again.... good evening sir! - puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear puds, after reviewing the current weather, i have decided against leaving my warm house. thanks for posting pics though, we really needed it -carlo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear transportation department. if you are going to shut down freeway exits why the fuck dont you give us a heads up? fucking no forewarning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear australian sun, fuck you! 20 minutes was all it took? goddamn heatwave lobster schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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