T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear IOU, IHU! Now you just made me hungry ass hell. McDonalds sounds good right now. Your Disolver, T4M's Stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear McCrap, You can never fade my almost average culinary skills.. Fuck you and die... With mad, mad HATE, McKillin' you softly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear IOU Maccas is currently backing up my colon but their McHashies are fuckin sweet for a hangover slowly dying, Tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Friday, Why aren't you here!?!? Wednesday has always been cool but Thursdays can act like a bitch up until 11:59 pm then I laugh in it's face (either drunk, stoned or sober) But surriously yo...will you get here already! Serenity now, SDoodlesismisme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear IOU Maccas is currently backing up my colon but their McHashies are fuckin sweet for a hangover slowly dying, Tango Dear Tang aka Astronaut drink, If you're gonna die slow, have fun and drink more.. Signed, Need a liver transplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear new job, thank's for hiring me, and making my transition to new york city that much easier. now that we've started negotiating salary --please come back to me with what i've asked for, or at least a half way point. i need more to survive in that city. high end hookers will kill my pocket on what you offered. thanks, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear bumpmaker, i was just talking about that last night. weird. me! dear weed, you make me come up with the best ideas ever!! one day you'll make me rich with my super genius plans. sincerely, who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear teacher, why arent you giving us our hour lunch break? Im starving here and i bet you are too. Lay off Teh Ebay and let us go. oh, and FUCK YOUR TESTS! your new hater, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear trancer, are you in elementary school? hugs n' kisses torQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear gilko Thank you for closing the gay/I hate you thread. not a fan of gay love/me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear glik0, that thread was already gay...more of a gay love fest. i just added some sprinkles. your lovely admirer, toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear Torque-E, I decided to back to the elementry so that the hot teacher can rape me. Oontz, T4M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Trees, Why were you so fucking fun to cut down and throw around today? Your Friend, The lovely lumberjack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear sherock that dip is so fucking good! cool people think alike.. your friend-thebumpmaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear lunch, you tasted ok, but man you were a greasy mother fucker. signed, not hungry anymore dear earl's asshole, please don't puke in my pants today. thanks, mr. esquire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear insink water filtration system, You aren't smarter than me. I will install you. Stop being such a jerk. You can't be that difficult to assemble and install. I will control you by the end of the day. Love, Jack Of All Trades Dear Boss, Stop yelling. You aren't even yelling at me, but I don't like being in a hostile work enviroment. Will you give me a special bonus today? You should. I deserve it. "It" being having enough money to get drunk tonight. Also, I am going to make a few long distance phone calls. You get unlimited calling, so I think I should be able to take advantage of that. One more thing, lunch is on you today. Thanks, Best Employee Eva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear junkies Leave bloddfarts shit alone and let her be able to chill at her house. CILONE/a motherfucker that likes when people are able to chill at their own house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Eli Manning, I hope your shoulder falls off. Love, A Cowboys fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear sleep, Please come swiftly tonight. I really hope you do because I really want to be balls deep, cuddling with you. Sincerely, None sleep haver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear hot chick that just gave me the eye before walking into her class, Please come back out so I can get your number. I'll feed you. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear work, i'm glad you are slow so far this week. its been good working on my fantasy team, drawing letters on reports with highlighters, and listening to old howard stern shows. by for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear ham n' cheese hot pocket, what are you really made of? please do not write back. -big horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear dark horse, why don't you just read the label genius. ps. it's made of dog doo and horse cum pps. eat it you'll get hair on your chest unwantfully yours, senora douche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear traffic Please do not be there for my hour drive home. I am living right now, so please get out of my way. CIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Dear Current Administration, if shit goes down on Friday, i'm denouncing citizenship sincerely, me ------------------------------------------------------------ Dear British Airways, thanks for confusing a quiet confidence as arrogance and passing on me for the position. if the two of you had any self-esteem, you probably wouldn't have perceived my answers as a threat to your job security. also i don't want your job, i want your bosses job. die in a fire, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear dark come over and drink with me... it gets lonely at the top..you can use my microwave for teh pockets.. your pal -bumper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear bumpmaker, sorry to be so mean to your friend, but he asked for it. truely, it's me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear sherock friends don't let friends eat pockets....you were actually trying to help......cute.. -bumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dearest bumpmaker, thank you for understanding me. most people get mad or offended by my blunt nature. sincerely, surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 dear cheap beer my wallet and i would like to thank you -teh drunk maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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