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Is it routine now for cops to check people's myspace pages after ANYTHING happens? I can almost bet that picture had nothing to do with the girl's death. It was the parent's gang connections (if this is even true) that led to this shooting. -fuse.

I like the shirt in the meat eating special that says "Vagitarian." I want one. -fuse.

More people are killed each year by falling coconuts than shark attacks. -fuse.

POWER CHORDS RULE! -fuse.

Seriously guys, this plus : equals crazy delicious. -fuse. Actually, turbodog compliments pretty much any dark or chocolaty treat pretty well.

Oh man, what happened to the props button? This had me chuckling pretty uncontrollably during class. -fuse.

Oh alright, then..... The VW Phaeton is pretty nice. Doesn't attract too much attention, but you'll know it's nice. I only ever saw one. Apparently they are in the neighborhood of $90k. -fuse.

hierI love this new Audi R8 or if you don't mind building your car/having it built, I just saw this baby in a magazine I get: Their website It's called the Factory Five GTM. You can't argue with performance that rivals an Enzo with a price of a little more than $60k. And so unique. -fuse.

Eugene. Beatrice. Margarine. Sally. Dolores. Arthur. Edna. Theodore (even though I know one). Alvin. That's all that comes to mind at the moment. -fuse. p.s. Judas.

Also, it pisses me off when girls take being a girl for granted and hit guys because they know we can't hit back. -fuse.

If a girl wants to bring it like she's a man, then I might hit her in the name of defense. I'm not talking about sluggin' her or anything like that, that would be excessive. -fuse. p.s. What's the statute of limitations on girls that are big and look like boys? I'm sure y'all aren't looking at this and thinking of those kind of girls in this context.

Dear hot chick that just gave me the eye before walking into her class, Please come back out so I can get your number. I'll feed you. -fuse.

On the topic of slow drivers, mexicans (the illegal alien kind) are the slowest. Slower than old women and much slower than rednecks. They tend to drive like this because they tend to not have insurance. Also, anytime you see a minivan towing another minivan, you can bet your ass a mexican is driving. -fuse.

Also, the school is a business. But unlike most regular businesses, it tries to deny this fact whenever confronted with the proposition that it is a business. -fuse.

To answer a couple questions: University of Houston I could add/drop online before, but at this juncture it is no longer an option. Also, ARCEL, I could never have thought of such a concise way to put it. -fuse.