THANKYOU Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 the art of skipping out on work. i love it when youre at a position in your career when they need you just enough to not can your ass. im doing good this month, so ive been leaving work early, and skipping out after lunch, like today... ahhh well fuck it. hope i dont get fired but fuck i hate my job sometimes. im mildly trying to get fired on the sly tip i think. haha.. cheers to being off early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mr.yuck Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 haha you are an asshole. I also skip out on work early. Today i got a little too excited and left $350 worth of tools sitting out. I hope them shits are still there tomorrow morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 im skipping out tomorrow to hit the links Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ...i should do it tomorrow I need to bring my bike back to the mechanics if i bring it in the morning it should be done by the afternoon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Shit, I skipped an entire day today. It's a good thing I work for about $10/hr less than average for what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 My friend does payroll. yess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I'm a landlord. I aint got to go to an office. It's the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 haha you are an asshole. I also skip out on work early. Today i got a little too excited and left $350 worth of tools sitting out. I hope them shits are still there tomorrow morning. where do you work (address)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 I leave early just about every day and take 1:30-2:00 lunches at home every day. Not to mention 'mini breaks' every so often throughout the day. Unions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCosbyFamily Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Skipping work? Damn, you're so hxc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Im working outta town right now, because i had to take some courses.. but when im was taking them i needed to be at our shop here.. so, i come through the front door make sure everyone sees me then go out the back of the shop, into my car and back to my hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 At my old job I used to have almost 2 hours of the day to myelf cause my boss always came in late. Sleep deprivation solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Work from home twice a week, its owns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 i already got that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 i mastered the art of keeping it rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 My friend does payroll. yess. i have this privilege as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 When I worked in a restaurant I opened eveyr morning, so 3 hours of my shift would be spent alone. I'd always either come in an hour late or sleep for an hour before starting to work, not to mention all the times I had a bunch of friend sin there chillin and eatin Now I just go wander off for awhile and noone can really say shit, Home Depot's a bigass store "Hey AB, where you been the last 45 minutes?" "I went out to the compactor, then some dude in garden grabbed me to help him load a buncha block onto his cart" Works every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 i love work i would never skip out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 at my last real job, i was in the same situation. everybody was referring to cutting out early as "pulling a '_ _ _ _ _'". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 EVERYONE HERE IS SO COOL I'M AMAZED ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WORK AT ALL I LOVE THE FREE INTERNET AT WORK AND BEING PAID $9 BECAUSE IT MEANS I'M MAKING ENDS - EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Oh, but on the real, I'm on a vacation for ten days starting this past saturday. I get paid more money than when I work because I work in a commision management job so I still get the commision check for the people that work for me come the end of the month AND I get an hourly average in my vacation time for the money the company thinks could have made had I not been drinking and doing nothing.....plus I'm being paid for house sitting "job" I'm doing and have been drinking liquor from the house bar and floating around in the pool where I'm staying for four days...someday this won't be so good, but right now its pretty cool... When I'm at work I bust my ass - but I'm taken care of. You aren't keeping it this rail....atleast most of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Skipping work? Damn, you're so hxc. i have to bump this picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i perfected throwing pencils into the ceiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Today me and my buddies told our supervisor we skipped our lunch, when we took a late lunch and drove the city trucks to another city to go take a longer break. So I get to leave early on Friday and get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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