massgraff Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Nutsack on fleek :triumph::sunglasses::100: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 lifelong graff career's suck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 This fucking dipshit in my studio class didn't read the directions on his oatmeal completely and put it in the microwave for 30 minutes. Luckily someone found him at 15 minutes, at which point smoke was pouring out of the microwave, the ceramic mug was beginning to melt, and the fucktard still didn't see that it was a problem. When people talk shit on college educated people still often being morons, they are often absolutely correct. Jesus HW Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Meh. It's amazing how many people think they (or others) are intelligent because they went to college or finished college. Lord only knows how many naturally gifted people who are out there unrecognized because their gifts are not measured by a standard intelligence test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Fuckng autocorrect, never functions right when needed... correcting shit that was typed that way with purpose while missing other things completely, only thing it can't autocorrect is itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Comes back around. Glad it's winter. Almost my birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Just left the rudest fart in the dairy aisle 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Best place for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Who cut the cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Ha. Almost bugged out after taking a dump this morning. Then I remembered- I had the beet salad last night. Crisis averted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Love beets, but I know that panic well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I used to wipe my ass with my stong hand, then I realized that it was a really stupid thing to do, so I started switching hands this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Stupid how? It's not like we're in some third world country where we don't use toilet tissue or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 When people talk shit on college educated people still often being morons, they are often absolutely correct. This is so relevant right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 How is Massgraff not a mod yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 :grin: I don't be on here like that no more. Just sporadic pop ins. How you been tho? Long time no hear from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Been trying to figure out how to get my old pc game controller to work with a new game. D/l some xbox controller emulator and watched some youtube vids. But i can't concentrate because this fucking cat keeps attacking my feet. Son of a bitch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 owe homie 58$. Not going to able to pay til I start working. Incredibly peevish on my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 dog fart from under the covers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Cat farts are the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 1st poop of 2017. Just 364 to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 being 27, while honorably enough, not that old, I feel old person problems are creeping up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 27 was when I first started to feel hangovers. 29 I felt heartburn. Life is shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 :grin: I don't be on here like that no more. Just sporadic pop ins. How you been tho? Long time no hear from. just chillin, eatin cheesesteaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Thinking isn't always in the brainstem. Sometimes it's in your left arm, and you have to think with a 9 year old scar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 FREEDOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 This is so relevant right now. Relevant how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Fuck the cold 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Torn calf muscles from stomping out (cool kids these days call it shuffling) in the kitchen with grippy old Elyts. Heartburn?! You got a digestive tract? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Stupid how? It's not like we're in some third world country where we don't use toilet tissue or something. Well, if your ass bleeds like mine, because of bad eating/drinking habits, it gets to the point where your weak hand is just better to wipe with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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