massgraff Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 So glad I have tomorrow off from work. My hate for that place is unrivaled.. Not in an everyone hates there job sort of way, or "Mondays" sort of way. More like a frequently drifting off and imagining in vivid detail how you'd methodically kill every one, well most, of your coworkers sort of way. And get away with it of course.. I kid... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 I got mo problems, why the fuck don't I have mo money?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enteruncreativename Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 With more problems I find that we don't make more money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 @massgraff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Oj probably made more off his book than his nfl career lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 :joycat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Skimpy fucking sandwich, got more bread than it does anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Sounds like subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Bitches can get it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 word b to all the benching, omb. motherfuckers appreciate it i need a sugar mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 impulses are leading the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I'm on my second consecutive cup of coffee, thinking about going for a third. I just don't want to get twitchy while welding lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Gave the dog some ultra soft bones from some BBQ I had, right before a car ride. Car smelled like dog farts mixed w/ BBQ, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 That time of year again where you step out of the shower and start to sweat. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I expect a midget to keep it on the DL- it's what they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enteruncreativename Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Almost done with the week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 An advantage of leather upholstery is that fart smell doesn't get trapped in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Leave no turn unstoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 A good breeze up the shorts really cools the balls off on a hot day. On a separate but related note, this: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I still don't know what the fuck Dio was talking about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 ever got cunnilingus from a cunning linguist? ever felt the subtleties of a supple tease? wanna create a paradox in your pair of docs? work sucks. by the weekend i am weakened. they fired me for mouthing off. i guess when my jaw bends, my job ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scv Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Mummify me in prosciutto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scv Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Next time I consume a whole cheesecake in a THC induced stupor I should remember to buy tums. I may look like a tweaker at times but my arteries are obese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scv Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Real timber niggers use deer as pack animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scv Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Still chillin with my niggas from back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scv Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 If your steak doesn't look like this I dislike you as a human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Crapping on the back of your nuts, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Hot day to be benching, got swamp ass and the testicular equivalent (swamp balls?). Got home, had to peel my nutsack off my leg and dunk my ass in the tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 You hear a lot about people being disgruntled, gruntled not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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