hahaha760 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 its been awhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Internal wars, whether they are at work, social circles, will always be there. When are the streets gonna find peace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpeck Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Why do people like to talk on the cell phone but play on the cell phone when they are around people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 When skinny asians dress up in suits it looks like they know magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 What is there- some sort of rule that when taking a doggy bag at a restaurant the waiter has to place it directly in any spilled food on your table?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Idea For a garbage pail kid: dead Bradley Ed Bradley in zombie form. Rip ed Bradley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Summer time means paying for everything with sweaty bills. Then again, I guess so does being a stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomcruisemom'sshoes Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Hot day to be benching, got swamp ass and the testicular equivalent (swamp balls?). Got home, had to peel my nutsack off my leg and dunk my ass in the tub. Thats the worse. Ive been in the yard painting on a summer day at 100 degrees and its not a good feeling gwtting down to that last gulp of water in your bottle and still have half your piece left to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Thats the worse. Ive been in the yard painting on a summer day at 100 degrees and its not a good feeling gwtting down to that last gulp of water in your bottle and still have half your piece left to do. Been there done that, that last sip is always warm as fuck. Last few weeks have had some scorchers and I've been in the yard or hiking tracks with nothing but beer, which is great but has no value at rehydrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 When depressed people go for the Asian massage do they get an unhappy ending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I don't know why I offer to help proofread people's shit. Ever. My respect for my friend's drops drastically when they demonstrate that their "final application essay" is rife with grammar and punctuation errors, and that they just can't fucking write to save their lives. I should just let them fail on their own instead of correcting grammar on an essay of minimal merit. Sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enteruncreativename Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Thats the worse. Ive been in the yard painting on a summer day at 100 degrees and its not a good feeling gwtting down to that last gulp of water in your bottle and still have half your piece left to do. I've been there before and it is the worst feeling. I say that because I know I always finish the piece and then search for water (hours) later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Anywhere you go in NYC there's always that random old brown shit stain on the ground where someone stepped in dog shit and then dragged their foot to get it off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm always surprised to see how much money i save when I'm sober. My last 2 paychecks went right into savings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enteruncreativename Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 A few weeks after turning 21 I realized how much money I was blowing while hanging out with people and drinking a couple brews each time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Yeah it adds up quick, 20 here 30 there. By the end of the week it adds up. So for the last few years I've tried to stay away from spending money casually at bars. And my bank account is looking nice. Plus i paid off my student loans in 2.5 years instead of the 10 year deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 7, 2016 Share Posted November 7, 2016 @theprotester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Yess. Seen. Hope all is well mass. Good to see a pulse. The oontz misses you. My sock game has dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Good to see you out and about too. I'm doing alright. How've you been? Nothing really new or great on the sock front here either. Might get a comment here or there from a coworker that happens to catch a glimpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 This guy's gaynnoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Agreed. And yeah I'm doing good. Check the alcoholism thread for status updates. I've moved to the city so no more country life for me, back to traffic lights and stair flights. Summer over here and for once in my life I'm enjoying the sunshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 I worked 65 hrs this week, wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Vote Quimby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Fuck all this kick drum hey!!! Hipster bullshit on the radio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguy Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 hannibal burress is guest djing a local bar.. who doesnt dj these days?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 If you go out in public and in front of cameras with your tits and ass almost falling out, and they do fall out, that is not a wardrobe malfunction. That's you whoring yourself for attention and recognition. Not saying I always mind, but let's call it what it is. Fuckin musicians/models/actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Kicking names and taking ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The days of spining on the 1's and 2's is slowly dying. Digging for records and finding that fresh break has been replaced by cheap youtube rips and laptops. Dj's would rather push buttons then spend hours practicing a new set to play out to. But hey nowadays all you gotta do is load your tracks on a usb stick and your all good. No more lugging crates, and possibly destroying your precious record collection. I know my back isn't aching at the end of the night. But you had to be dedicated to the art of djing way back when, the equipment was expensive, digging for records and acquiring a decent collection took years, not to mention maintaining it it all, and promoting . Kinda like the graff game, the hardships to become successful weeded out the wackness. Damn you internet, and sync button bastards!!! Okay i got it out, thats enough old man chicken bone pointing for today. You all have a great night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Seems obligatory that every supermarket have that smashed grape on the floor of the produce aisle, not necessarily in the aisle with the grapes either. Of course some stores will also have an extra one smashed on the floor in some random spot miles from produce. If there is no grape to be seen then there will at least be that seemingly permanent sticky black outline on the floor where one once was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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