One Man Banned Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 7 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: just remembered something i do to ignorant drivers in traffic sometimes...and a lot of people will probably hate me for this lol 100% guilty of boxing in assholes and watching them lose their mind. Also really enjoy when they're weaving in and out like an ass, they take a lane to pass you, and get stuck behind someone making a turn while you pass them. Had that happen a few months ago by some big lug in an equally big car, thought he could muscle his way in and around everyone, he's yelling at me through his window, turns out this jerk was trying to get a minute down the road where he was picking a kid up from school smh. Also many years ago on a snowy night had a jackass in an suv try to push past me when there was only one clear lane. Totally enjoyed and will never forget watching him lose control trying to pass and shoot off the highway, burying his car in snow and most definitely leaving him stuck and in need of a tow to get out. Worth mentioning that if you're going to do the above it's best to keep a little something by your side for them in case they decide to get tough and get out the car. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 (edited) fuck you gonna do 'be quiet' at me foh Edited February 24, 2022 by where Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 Perhaps Magic didn't have aids after all, could've been a psy-op all along. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 15 minutes ago, ndv said: Perhaps Magic didn't have aids after all, could've been a psy-op all along. Or.... maybe he was the cure for AIDS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 anthony davis plays like aids this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 I wonder if I have the charisma to start wearing a blue blazer and a captains hat and start introducing myself to people as ‘the captain’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I wonder if I have the cocaine to start wearing a blue blazer and a captains hat and start introducing myself to people as ‘the captain’. Fix 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, where said: Fix hahaha. My wife was like “What do you know about boats? What happens when people start asking you questions?” I should tell her about the cocaine angle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 49 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I wonder if I have the charisma to start wearing a blue blazer and a captains hat and start introducing myself to people as ‘the captain’. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 16 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: i guess that somali pirate had the charisma “charisma” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 Naw man I know I just told you I got a PS4 , but I'm not gonna get fallout 76 just so you have someone to play online with that you know. I shoulda said that out loud cause dude handed me a copy of the game and looked all happy..now I gotta lie when I see my coworker in an hour and say my internet got shut off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 War didn't stop spammers from sending me an offer for Russian and Ukrainian mail order chix. Soon to be just Russian. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 5 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: Naw man I know I just told you I got a PS4 , but I'm not gonna get fallout 76 just so you have someone to play online with that you know. I shoulda said that out loud cause dude handed me a copy of the game and looked all happy..now I gotta lie when I see my coworker in an hour and say my internet got shut off Happened to me and an old friend with FF14. I'm never accepting a gifted game again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 @Kults my one friend keeps sending apex legends requests and I'm like bro we have the whole ass PlayStation and Xbox library along with vintage games to choose from and you want apex legends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 30 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: @Kults my one friend keeps sending apex legends requests and I'm like bro we have the whole ass PlayStation and Xbox library along with vintage games to choose from and you want apex legends. I can’t say nothing, I’m that way with CoD. It’s ruined me E: mind you, this year’s didn’t take. I haven’t been playing anything 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 On 2/24/2022 at 5:25 PM, ndv said: Perhaps Magic didn't have aids after all, could've been a psy-op all along. BREAKING NEWS: In a rare reversal of fortune medical doctors are saying HIV is now infected with Magic Johnson. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 Keep seeing pix of ordinary Ukrainians who have taken up arms to defend their country. In every photo I've seen these novices have their fingers off the trigger and outside the trigger guard as should be. In comparison, from shit I've witnessed in US gun safety courses and pix I've seen posted by some of the 2A bozos I don't think I'd have the same faith in the American people to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 these fucking "people" who have to make knee jerk comparisons with every event paired with conservatives and trump are some of the most vapid mentally deficient dickbags on the scene rn, they dont have anything intelligent to say while being incapable of shutting up, its gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 "Search" online has been ruined by monetization to the point where I would pay for a database of useable information but there is no clear path because all the monetization is toward the seller with no resources for the searcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 10 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Keep seeing pix of ordinary Ukrainians who have taken up arms to defend their country. In every photo I've seen these novices have their fingers off the trigger and outside the trigger guard as should be. In comparison, from shit I've witnessed in US gun safety courses and pix I've seen posted by some of the 2A bozos I don't think I'd have the same faith in the American people to do that. Do those “loaner” firearms get turned back in after the conflict? Or are those freebies for the people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 23 minutes ago, LUGR said: Do those “loaner” firearms get turned back in after the conflict? Or are those freebies for the people? Comes with a commemorative t-shirt they get to keep 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 a turkey club should be a sandwich, a great group to be a part of, and an amazing way to beat someone to death 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted February 27, 2022 Share Posted February 27, 2022 7 hours ago, LUGR said: Do those “loaner” firearms get turned back in after the conflict? Or are those freebies for the people? I sure hope they get to keep them. Perhaps a few entrepreneurs will start up some civilian defense courses. Or Ukraine can adopt the Israeli thing and require everyone to serve at least 2 years in the military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 yea that would feed 2 birds with one scone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Who the fuck let the obese shipping clerk have a hot dog warmer for his small ass office..it already smells like ass and stale Doritos and now he's gone through 4 packs of hot dogs in 2 hours and only got here 2 hours ago. 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 That 7 grams of dog per minute 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 11 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: Who the fuck let the obese shipping clerk have a hot dog warmer for his small ass office..it already smells like ass and stale Doritos and now he's gone through 4 packs of hot dogs in 2 hours and only got here 2 hours ago. oh man you gotta get a pic of this! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 Hot dogs are life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 What kinda condiments we talking? Chicago? Sauerkraut? Onions and mustard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 12 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: Who the fuck let the obese shipping clerk have a hot dog warmer for his small ass office..it already smells like ass and stale Doritos and now he's gone through 4 packs of hot dogs in 2 hours and only got here 2 hours ago. Does he get to stock his warmer off the production line? You should sneak some of the next batch of experimental wieners on to his warmer and see if he eats one. See y’all in the Entonces thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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