ndv Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 9 hours ago, Schnitzel said: that Belgian chick is dead. What happened? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 9 hours ago, ndv said: What happened? A belgian girl disappeared two weeks ago in Tasmania. they called off the search. she had no equipment and was in a rough part in horrible weather. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Schnitzel said: A belgian girl disappeared two weeks ago in Tasmania. they called off the search. she had no equipment and was in a rough part in horrible weather. Well Tasmania is a fair way from Belgium, so I can see how lost she was. 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 You gotta love having a layman try to tell you about shit that you have professional knowledge and experience with. No please, state your opinion facts and tell me how shit works. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Sky went dark as fuck just now. Last night's thunder boomed! You could hear it start in the distance and roll across the sky. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Anybody ever cross their legs when they sit down to take a poop? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, LUGR said: Anybody ever cross their legs when they sit down to take a poop? Lolz. This is too absurd... I never thought of this, now I must try it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, LUGR said: Anybody ever cross their legs when they sit down to take a poop? I think I've crossed my logs when taking a poop 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: I think I've crossed my logs when taking a poop Most people don’t know this, but if you cross your legs when you make your movement, it auto crosses your logs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 These restaurants taking a break between lunch and dinner. If I want dinner at 3:30 make me my shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 People who actually use glory holes are like Travis Pastrana wild. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 No guts, No glory holes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Fist 666 said: People who actually use glory holes are like Travis Pastrana wild. There are two people using a glory hole. My money is on the end sticking their dick in the hole that's the wild man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 I'm going to allow this. *not related to the above post 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 What if you're just taking an honest shit somewhere and some one sticks their dick through a hole at you? What do you do? Sir! Sir! Excuse me, sir! I think there's been a mistake. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: What if you're just taking an honest shit somewhere and some one sticks their dick through a hole at you? What do you do? Sir! Sir! Excuse me, sir! I think there's been a mistake. Cross my legs (to prevent an accidental wide stance foot tap with the offender, probably what caused the predickament) and braid up another log. or 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 45 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: What if you're just taking an honest shit somewhere and some one sticks their dick through a hole at you? What do you do? Sir! Sir! Excuse me, sir! I think there's been a mistake. I imagine that's pretty much what it's like to be a woman. @SMdoubleXL @SukiSukiNowwhat is the proper move in this situation? 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 (edited) Hahahaha. @LUGRDo you dare play a game of Edited July 16, 2023 by mr.yuck The stakes are high. This one's for keeps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: I imagine that's pretty much what it's like to be a woman. @SMdoubleXL @SukiSukiNowwhat is the proper move in this situation? I would punch it 🥊 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Hahahaha. @LUGRDo you dare play a game of Lugr Manly vs Rod Shaftrider 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 43 minutes ago, SukiSukiNow said: I would punch it 🥊 Like whack-a-mole! Or you could hang that giant roll of toilet paper from the dillz. Make that jank tired! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 Please calm down @mr.yuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 12 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Like whack-a-mole! Or you could hang that giant roll of toilet paper from the dillz. Make that jank tired! I guess I could use it as a coat or purse rack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, LUGR said: Please calm down @mr.yuck. I'd like to give a special shout out to @Fist 666 for kicking off this most absurd conversation string. I've never once thought about how I would react on the receiving end of a glory hole, and now it's the only thing I can think about. New phobia unlocked! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I've never once thought about how I would react on the receiving end of a glory hole, and now it's the only thing I can think about. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 27 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: I've never once thought about how I would react on the receiving end of a glory hole, and now it's the only thing I can think about. New phobia unlocked! So you have considered the reverse then? What if you walk in and there's a hole in the wall, and a voice whispers for you to put it through? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: So you have considered the reverse then? What if you walk in and there's a hole in the wall, and a voice whispers for you to put it through? Now it's a definite no. Put my jank in the hole and @SukiSukiNowis on the other side strapping on her boxing gloves ready to put in work. One square shot head on turning the giraffe neck into a turtle neck. Now I got another new fear. If you get punched head on in the hard on, does it come out your butt inside out? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Now it's a definite no. Put my jank in the hole and @SukiSukiNowis on the other side strapping on her boxing gloves ready to put in work. One square shot head on turning the giraffe neck into a turtle neck. Now I got another new fear. If you get punched head on in the hard on, does it come out your butt inside out? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 @mr.yuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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