~KRYLON2~ Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 10:53 PM, Steel Schnauzer said: I’m getting my second phone tomorrow which I should’ve done today. This means I’ll be posting more. Mo phones Mo post Mo phones....Mo Problems. I have three and I hate them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 I don’t get problems I give problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 I'm 44 years old and I still make the same mistakes at work I was making at 30. Don't make them anywhere near as often hut still make 1 or 2 doozies a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 printers sense stress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Have one of those bleach tablets I put in the toilet tank that keeps the bowl nice, When the water splashes up into my hole does the bleach water damage my sweet culo? Paper before the deposit seems to reduce the splash factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Recently I've walked into spider webs about 10 times, that shit you can't see unless the light is hitting it right. No bites, but did pull a gnarly garden spider onto me once. In conclusion, fuck you spiders! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I'm not sure good is the opposite of evil. Evil is evil. But good? Great is just a little bit better than good, seems like they set the bar pretty low to stay out of the clutches of evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Organic peanut butter is the worst type of peanut butter. The oil always separates and you have to stir it back in, and it just doesn't tase as good as the processed non-organic brands like Skippy, and Jif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Mercer, that oil on top good if you wanna infuse da weeds into the PB. absorbs the good stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Caught on my morning commute. Why not just get bigger shoes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Stupid people who leave messages to the storm on their home/property. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: Stupid people who leave messages to the storm on their home/property. Plz take my first born! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Pour your soul out scumbag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 my boss just told me I drink too much soda. Guess Its time to cut back 3 coke zeros a day isnt that much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I drink way to much coffee at work, but it's the only way I can keep up with all the bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, +plus+ said: my boss just told me I drink too much soda. Guess Its time to cut back 3 coke zeros a day isnt that much Your boss needs to mind his own business about what you drink...unless you are mixing whiskey with those 3 coke zeros on the job. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 30 minutes ago, LUGR said: Your boss needs to mind his own business about what you drink...unless you are mixing whiskey with those 3 coke zeros on the job. Fuckin ppl I swear. Live healthy its all good but dont use that as a justification to shame others who dont give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 So we just sold off half of the company, which has been coming for a long time and it was stressful as hell. Now this week its so dead im seriously worried about my job security. Resumes going out ASAP. Went from overworked to underworked in the span of a week. fuckign a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 When your balls itch but you're in a setting where scratching them would be inappropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just scratch them, hand in pants, then assert dominance by rubbing your finger under the nose of the highest ranking individual present... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Wife floating on air after last night. Always reassuring. between kids housework jobs and shit like we don’t get much time for each other. Foresee my bj credits are right back in the black! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 LOL^ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Mercer said: Just scratch them, hand in pants, then assert dominance by rubbing your finger under the nose of the highest ranking individual present... Real men know you don't scratch. Please allow me to explain proper technique in song format https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1iVvnMSNlA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, DyS$kysE said: I am making a 12ozprophet organization first i gotta get some shirts for the people who are down around here hopeflly we are heard of in a couple of years but in a good way not a bad way like robbing and shooting just some really good graffiti kids and shit that rep 12ozprophet colors are red white and black or something havent come up with the colors if you have an idea post it cus im at a loss im thinking purple somehow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 12ozProphet shirts here: https://12ozprophet.com/collections/apparel/tee Cop the next release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 When your nose hairs extend out past your nostrils it's time to do something about that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) On 9/11/2018 at 7:53 AM, One Man Banned said: Recently I've walked into spider webs about 10 times, that shit you can't see unless the light is hitting it right. No bites, but did pull a gnarly garden spider onto me once. In conclusion, fuck you spiders! And Spider can go fuck himself too Edited September 29, 2018 by One Man Banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 arnt raisins just grape jerky? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Raisins are straight up basura, fuck raisins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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