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Originally Posted by grd (View Original Post)

 

 

I'd totally finger this guy.

*truth

 

I'm pretty sure I'm not his type.

 

 

Beer, now with added viagra

http://www.brewdog.com/product/royal-virility-performance

 

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We only have 1,000 bottles available.

A limited-edition beer containing Viagra to mark the forthcoming royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on April 29th. Brewed using various well known aphrodisiacs, the limited edition artisanal beer will only be available to buy from the BrewDog.com website.

According to the specially commissioned label, the Royal Virility Performance contains Viagra, chocolate, Horny Goat Weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’. The beer is a 7.5% ABV India Pale Ale and has been brewed at BrewDog’s brewery in Fraserburgh.

With this beer we want to take the wheels off the royal wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype. A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day.

James Watt, Head of Stuff at BrewDog commented:

“We put a bottle in a jiffy bag marked ‘Prince Willy, Buckingham Palace’. We sent it by Royal Mail as we presume they are most likely to know where he lives. As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration, so we hope he gets it.”

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Tesla was a fucking badass.

He built an earthquake machine.

And also built a death ray with a range of 250 miles.

 

What.

 

your god damn right. tesla discovered wireless electricity, fuck 12volt plugs and shit.

 

 

i find this verry funny and very sad. depressing business news is less depressing when read by a lady with her tots stickin out, gahahaha wheres her self respect

 

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