STREETxTRASH Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Ridin Dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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!@#$% Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 great page. buscemi eyes. jungle cat in a car. kangaroo in a suit. spidershake. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 http://youtu.be/clcVovJxZZM They were gonna kiss... WTF camera man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pertplus1 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 http://youtu.be/clcVovJxZZM They were gonna kiss... WTF camera man? THE FUCKIN GUY IN THE FRONT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 ^^^^ Two hot broads about to kiss, and he's looking at the guy. http://georgia.scout.com/2/1065457.html Throw your life away for a few bucks... Nurgas gonna Nurg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Maybe I'm just a wet blanket, but I got tired of that Buscemi eyes thing the first 45 times I saw it on here and Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 interloper in your fap space. posted by Sophie Dunkinhall on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:43:43 EST ID:tRmWRQph - Awesome Thread? No! | Yes! File: 1303253023910.jpg -(156961 B, 1206x1212) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 156961 No.1719304 Ignore Report So I just got home from school, and to my surprise there's one of those windows that pops up when you visit free porn sites behind the main firefox page. I look in the browser's history, and what do ya know - porn sites. I bring up jokingly that I think someone was looking at porn on my computer while I wasn't around to my best friend that lives with me. He fesses up to it, and I was all "it's cool bro, I ain't mad or anything." And I'm not...but... It's just weird to think that my best friend was more than likely fapping less than an hour ago in the very computer chair I'm sitting in now - the chair I've fapped in multiple times. feelsweirdman Anyone else ever had a similar situation happen to them? >> Henry Havingwater Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:47:18 EST ID:obPX7aCv No.1719311 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report yeah, except it involved big dick porn, like with those ridiculous fake dicks >> Lydia Webberhall Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:54:16 EST ID:DJLCnHEn No.1719322 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report why is that picture so goddamn adorable >> Sophie Dunkinhall Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:01:28 EST ID:tRmWRQph No.1719335 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719311 dear god...i can only imagine. >>1719322 lol i don't know, if you consider it out of context it's super adorable, but then you realize that whoever took the pictures and the asian kid in them probably paid that hobo to do that photo set. >> Charlotte Sennertire Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:28:58 EST ID:11DqNskq No.1719390 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719304 you should touch dicks, and post pics >> Hugh Sorryhall Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:33:34 EST ID:WzVzTpl6 No.1719399 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719335 Naw man, that's love. I wouldn't be surprised if the camera is on a tripod and they're taking pictures of themselves. That's pretty sad though, also, think of that old guy, when must he have been born, all the shit he has seen, he's probably around the age of your grandfather and he's probably around yours. Imagine dating your grandfather's friend Kind of messed up when you think about it. >> Barnaby Bunderfadge Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:41:43 EST ID:+57CsiQs No.1719410 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report File: 1303256503644.gif -(515899 B, 200x155) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 515899 a few years ago when i used to live with my folks and brother i was going to a dragonforce (dont even start, not my choice) concert with some friends. since hes a bit of a shutin i told bro he could use my pooter since i have some anime and junk on it. Forward a few hours, met this guy and we're on our way back its past midnight, figure the rents are asleep so i open up this ancient creaky door real slow and the two of us drunk out of our skull are trying to creep up the stairs. I dont see a light visible so figure its empty so i just sorta open the door and slam the lights on. my brothers sitting there in my big leather recliner with his pants down, on the screen is the rape scene from Ninja Scroll with the giant gross guy. He jumps up light a frightened rabbit making an ENORMOUS squelch sound as wet ass suctions loose from leather, like a fucking ships sail my flower print panties are hanging off his erect dick. Tom poking his head from behind me catches sight of this and starts laughing out loud like its the fucking funniest thing hes ever seen. Parents wake up, are like "who the fu- oh hi (my name) how was yo- Eric are you still awa- OH JESUS CHRIST" >> Hugh Sorryhall Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:45:34 EST ID:WzVzTpl6 No.1719419 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report File: 1303256734776.jpg -(34847 B, 262x273) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 34847 >>1719410 >he could use my pooter >> Alice Dublingville Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:59:44 EST ID:DCRDKuiB No.1719448 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report File: 1303257584917.jpg -(49788 B, 600x523) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 49788 >>1719410 I lol'd. How in fucks name would you be able to live with yourself after something like that? I couldn't even imagine... and to anime... >> David Bardhall Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:03:49 EST ID:ZXsQn8QQ No.1719455 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719410 fucking LOOOOOOL. How can he even look you in the eye after that? >> Matilda Sinkinmetch Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:08:46 EST ID:+57CsiQs No.1719468 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719455 he bought me a new chair(shudder), so its all good. >> David Bardhall Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:21:29 EST ID:ZXsQn8QQ No.1719483 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719468 did he buy you new panties too? >> Ian Sottingnere Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:22:54 EST ID:ZISSqv7Z No.1719486 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report My aunts and uncles computer has russian porn in the bookmarks. They aren't very computer savvy >> Esther Bronderned Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:26:01 EST ID:5tJBiNbO No.1719491 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719399 Nah that guy's name is Frank Yang, and he defiantly paid a homeless person.. If you look him up on youtube he's done weirder shit. >> Molly Murdwater Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:29:11 EST ID:PF0MJl1R No.1719499 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719468 I think this is pretty common. I've suspected my little bro of stealing my fresh panties for the longest time. At first I was pretty disgusted but after doing some research I kinda' got used to the idea and just let him have his fun. >> Lillian Smallshit Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:30:25 EST ID:xqM0X7Bh No.1719501 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719499 I've never heard of this being common. I stole a couple pair of a hot friend's panties awhile back. Much more reasonable. And creepy. >> Jack Dreshford Tue, 19 Apr 2011 20:57:15 EST ID:tRmWRQph No.1719558 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719499 Yeah, I've never heard of this being common either...I can't imagine my brother stealing my sister's panties. But, alas, as you've found, research backs it up. I mean, i still have a pair of my ex girlfriend's panties from over a year ago...and I've had a few girlfriends since...I'll admit that's pretty creepy. >>1719410 This is one of the greatest stories I've ever read on 420. >> Rebecca Tillingspear Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:33:15 EST ID:pRl+gSV/ No.1719600 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719499 What do you mean by "fresh" panties? >> Jack Dreshford Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:38:53 EST ID:tRmWRQph No.1719611 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719491 I looked him up...I actually like most of his work on his webpage. But I also read that the pic I posted above is from a certain "piece" he did in which he paid the homeless man to fuck him in the ass. I don't know how accurate this claim is, because I couldn't find the actual video (not sure if I really want to). >> Sidney Gannerway Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:58:51 EST ID:qnmIk6LI No.1719651 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report >>1719600 i was wondering the same thing >> Phineas Clarringwitch Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:15:27 EST ID:tGdtdApN No.1719685 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report Read the title as Interpol in your fap space. I'm ok with it as long as he is. >> Matilda Murdshaw Wed, 20 Apr 2011 09:05:22 EST ID:Yhfga3qc No.1720710 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report Wow, OP's pic is pretty fucking weird. As for creeping on a relative's panties - it's common, at least 1 in 3 guys has done it. I've sniffed my aunt's panties, but she's a fucking stunner with DDs. No blood relation, so it's alright, I guess? Even if it's not, I don't care, I'd fuck her in the drop of a hat. It's really weird how very hot and plastic women age. Back when I sniffed her panties she would have gone under "teen" despite being 24, now she's 29 and she's definitely a cougar. As for my fap station, I usually have all my porn and [number]chan folders hidden away very well, I also use firefox for channing and internet porn - all guests are directed to the google Chrome icon on my desktop. >> Thomas Donnerford Wed, 20 Apr 2011 11:35:25 EST ID:lX7Z9X9B No.1720820 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report File: 1303313725720.png -(52665 B, 736x736) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 52665 >>1719419 lol'd - still lol >> Basil Brugglepune Wed, 20 Apr 2011 11:52:20 EST ID:4B4dSwLZ No.1720843 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report Banged my girl before going to work. Get to work and get a message: "I came in your chair." She fapped in my fapspace and I dunt even care. >> Rebecca Mingerridge Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:30:29 EST ID:nKh54jBU No.1720877 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report I found pictures of my dad crossdressing, when I was a kid. I was home alone, and looking for a floppy disk to use for something, and he had a camera that used floppy disks. I found a bunch of disks in with some of his stuff, and I found the pictures on one of them. You couldn't see the face, so I had went through all the pictures before I fully pieced together what I was seeing. I put it back where I found it, and sort of just tried to forget about it... >> Edwin Sallerbanks Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:34:34 EST ID:uL3mH2VH No.1720881 Ban Global Ban Ignore Report File: 1303317274154.gif -(616996 B, 200x189) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. 616996 said picture from op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I'm so fucking sick of all this royal wedding nonsense. I hope they all get food poisoning at the breakfast beforehand and spew their way through the vows. In anticipation of the wedding of Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton, we bring you the events official drinking game, providing you with the British way to watch a Royal Wedding. Rules in the info tab, suggestions welcomed! Description *** DISCLAIMER*** - This game should not be played with alcohol. - No one should play this game. - It not intended to be taken seriously. - The founders of this fan page cannot accept ANY responsibility for those who do decide to play this game. Please see the following website:http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/ ***DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME WITH ALCOHOL*** Intellectual Property of Niall Carr, Mike Scott, Steven Bayles and Thomas Artemius Lowe. © Now the boring stuff is out of the way, lets proceed with what we're all here for... If you've made it this far, you, like us, are looking to remember (or not) the Royal Wedding as a truly messy occassion. The only things required are something to drink and a jug that shall be known as "The Future Kings Cup" the use of this will become clear later, although I'm sure the more experienced amongst you will be aware of its purpose. The rules are as follows (they may ocassionally enconter something of a restructuring to make them more intelligble or generally better), although as it stands they are incomplete, which means I need your suggestions to make this the best damn day it can be... 1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour. 2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions. 3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5. 4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink. 5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule) 6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks. (Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule) 7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do. (Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule) 8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent. 9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "Cunt" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 9/11:o NURGA, 9/11 didn't happen on 4/20.... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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massgraff Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 NURGA, 9/11 didn't happen on 4/20.... :lol: oh that's what you were doing. ok proceed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KARD like WOE Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 i dont know if this is nonsense or not...but according to the terminator tv show.. skynet became aware last night at midnite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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