The Nonsense thread

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[gasfacevictm]

Spelling fail.

[Doodle]

[Inappropriate_Responder]

oh that's what you were doing. ok proceed.

 

 

On April 20, 1980, the Castro regime announces that all Cubans wishing to emigrate to the U.S. are free to board boats at the port of Mariel west of Havana, launching the Mariel Boatlift. The first of 125,000 Cuban refugees from Mariel reached Florida the next day.

 

 

[Doodle]

 

Fuck capitalism

[cantiflas]

BARCELONA JUST LOST.............WTF!!!!!!!! NONSENSE

[Doodle]

Get off messi's sack

[smashed tangerine]

Am I the only one that keeps thinking the latest 12ozProphetShop video ad is a diss response to someone's post? When I see the beginning with two people laughing, I expect a load of text to appear saying ''ur post is gay, bro!'' or something like that.

[Spaceman Spiff]

^^The only good thing about that post is that it's at the top of the page.

[Doodle]

ur post is gay, bro!

 

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzinggggg

[Cro.]

[iloveboxcars]

[methamphetamyne]

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Pirate-ship-bedroom/ss/events/en/041911pirateroom#photoViewer=/ydownload/20110419/photos_net_web_en/1303242980

 

baaalliiin'?

[jungleHead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IC_poy8wtWo#at=48

[MOOGLE?]

On April 20, 1980, the Castro regime announces that all Cubans wishing to emigrate to the U.S. are free to board boats at the port of Mariel west of Havana, launching the Mariel Boatlift. The first of 125,000 Cuban refugees from Mariel reached Florida the next day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hard Gay

 

The most well-known character developed and portrayed by Sumitani is Hard Gay (ハードゲイ, Hādo Gei?), introduced in 2002, as whom he finally rose to national prominence in 2005. The term "Hādo Gei" is a Japanese reference to American gay subculture in similar fashion to, say, "punk". In Japan, gender subculture with distinct dress style are in fact trans-gender or drag, which in Japan is referred to as "Gei ゲイ". In turn, the term "hard gay" became the reference to more masculine oriented "drag" seen to be prevalent in America. The fact that Hard Gay does not portray any Japanese gay subculture also explains why the sketch was allowed to be aired on Japanese TV, which has its own code of political correctness.

While the official name is "Razor Ramon HG," he is most frequently known as "Hard Gay," or simply "HG." Dressing in a tight black PVC gay fetish outfit, he goes around performing acts of charity (yonaoshi, “social improvement”) for unsuspecting bystanders while performing trademark pelvic thrusts and vocalizations, often accompanied by "Livin’ la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin.

According to some accounts the name "Hard Gay" was the suggestion of Sumitani’s senior comedian in the Yoshimoto Kogyo group, Kendo Kobayashi, in reference to his hard dancing. The name has also been described as a pun on 芸, gei, which means "skill" or "art." However, to develop his character, Sumitani visited gay bars in Doyama-cho, Osaka’s biggest gay area, and his costume, which consists of hot pants, a small vest, and cap, all in black PVC, along with aviator sunglasses, was purchased at a shop called VFTQ in Minami-Horie, Osaka, which specializes in gay fashion. Hard Gay makes regular use of a number of catch phrases in his act; he usually makes his entrance in front of the camera shouting "Dōmō Haadogei desu" ("Hello, this is Hard Gay"), with arms thrust out and a spin afterwards. His self-introduction is then followed by his famous dance moves. He often shouts "Hoooooo" (フゥ～!) or "Foohhhh!" (フォー！), a running joke in his performances. He often stops people saying unfavorable things to him by shouting "Sei sei sei sei sei" with his palm in front of the person’s face. Whether this means anything is debatable, although Sumitani has commented that "sei sei" is something that comes out from his mouth when he is not happy, and that he does not mean "say" as in to speak something, although one might compare this action to the popular "talk to the hand" gesture. A possible interpretation might be that the origin lies in the word urusai (lit. "noisy," meaning "Be quiet!"), which is often pronounced urusē うるせー in Kansai dialect, shortened to sei. Another theory is the word sei written by kanji 静, meaning "quiet." Also, sei 性, means "sex" or "gender" in Japanese.

Sumitani’s supposed homosexuality was exposed as a gimmick when he was caught in the midst of a date, with Japanese actress and swimsuit model Anna Suzuki whom he has since married. He has been criticised for his stereotypical depiction of gay men and for building a career on using bizarre and extreme antics to "parody" a social minority. A spokesperson for the Hokkaido Sexual Minority Association Sapporo Meeting, a support group for gay, lesbian and transgender people, has said: "Hard Gay’s acceptance by the Japanese public shows me that there is a strong tendency here to see homosexuality as something to be laughed at. That is sad." Lesbian Osaka Prefectural Assembly woman Kanako Otsuji has been quoted as saying:

[The way the media treats sexual minorities] makes me angry. This morning I saw [comedian] Razor Ramon for the first time. I never watch TV. I’d only heard about him. He’s not homosexual. He just uses gayness for his act, to make people laugh. I’m afraid that people will get the idea that gay people are all like that, yelling and pumping their hips.

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He then announced that he would start to reappear on television as Masaki Sumitani instead of Razor Ramon HG. His first reappearance as Masaki Sumitani was April 18, 2008 in a theatrical production of the jidaigeki take, HAKANA[3]

In regards to his transition back to television comedy, Sumitani has revealed that during his present hiatus between his career ending wrestling injury and his impending TV return that he has fallen on hard times and has been making the equivalent of $70 USD a month. He is planning to reinvent himself because he does not want to go down in Japanese television history as a "one hit wonder". Whether this entails a new neta (comic hook) for his HG character or a brand new character altogether for Sumitani remains to be seen

 

 

 

 

[Master Shake]

those japanese stay fuckin up, people talk about how merica is plauged by backwards puritan ideals, well we look like utopia compared to them, they be beating off too cartoons of mutilated people and are mad heavy on that rape tip. no fuckin good. i guess puritan ideals are better than feudal ideals

[Chicken McFucketts]

lmao who remembers this

[Brickos]

[Brickos]

[watson]

[SMdoubleXL]

mangus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

abdujabar

[Creampuff]

LOL @ BIRDIE!!!

[freakeenyc]

fukin abdujar...that nurgas dum as helll

[Cro.]

[Master Shake]

[Master Shake]

[mewzer]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

 

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[KM4RT]

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[KILZ FILLZ]

 

 

 

 

 

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[YearzOne]

http://www.quickmeme.com/Redneck-Randal/

 

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