massgraff Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 beat me to the punch.^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 punch me to the beat.^^ That day, I first saw you, oo-wo-oh, oh-oh, passing by, I wanted, to know your name but I-I-I was much too shy. But I was looking (lookin') at you so hard, Until you must have (you must) had a hunch (have had a hunch). So, you came up to me and asked me my name. You beat me to the punch, (You beat me) that time (to the punch). You beat me to the pu-unch, (You beat me) oh-ho-ho-hoh (to the punch). You beat me to the pu-uh-uhunch. (You beat me to the punch). Oh, oh, woh, after, I hadn't known you, For What seems like a long, long time, I wanted, wanted to ask you, "Would you please, please be mine?" Whenever you came (you came) around my heart would pound. So you must have (you must) had a hunch (have had a hunch). So you came up to me and aksed me to be yours. You beat me to the punch, (You beat me) one more time (to the punch). You beat me to the pu-unch, (You beat me) oh-ho-ho-hoh (to the punch). You beat me to the pu-uh-uhunch, yeah. (You beat me to the punch). Since I loved you I thought you would be true. And love me tender, So I let my heart surrender. To you-hoo, yes I did. But I found out beyond a doubt, One day, boy, you were a playboy, Who would go away and leave me blue. So I ain't gonna wait (gonna wait) around, For you to put me down, This time I'm gonna (I'm gonna) play my hunch (play my hunch). And walk away this a-very day. And beat you to the punch. (And beat you) this time (to the punch). I'll beat you to the pu-unch, [Fade.] (I'll beat you) yes, I will (to the punch). Let you know now, how it feels. (I'll beat you to the punch.) Ho ho ho, ho-ho-ha-ho-ho-ho. (I'll beat you...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 yessir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ilovedrunk Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 her bush is bald but her legs are so hairy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 i must spread reputation around before giving it to el vergudo again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mdot Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 My girlfriends cat fucked me up pretty good. He started making this weird crying noise and hissed at me for no fucking reason. We had a stand off. GF was yelling at me to stop. I didn't do shit, cat just went crazy. I've seen when animals attack shit on TV, I knew I shouldn't turn my back to the insane blood thirsty cat. At some point, in my drunken state, I forgot the rules and turned around to head for the kitchen to take another shot. The backs of my legs look like fucking plaid from the attack that the cat unleashed on me. I'm going to put it in a pillow case with a brick and throw it in the pool while GF is at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Put the cat in a pillow case while your Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Oh yeah... It's snowing like all fuck. weather.yahoo.com says -30 with wind chill. - motherfucking 30!? Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 My girlfriends cat fucked me up pretty good. He started making this weird crying noise and hissed at me for no fucking reason. We had a stand off. GF was yelling at me to stop. I didn't do shit, cat just went crazy. I've seen when animals attack shit on TV, I knew I shouldn't turn my back to the insane blood thirsty cat. At some point, in my drunken state, I forgot the rules and turned around to head for the kitchen to take another shot. The backs of my legs look like fucking plaid from the attack that the cat unleashed on me. I'm going to put it in a pillow case with a brick and throw it in the pool while GF is at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TONY MAYO Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 HAHAHAHA!!! What the what? *edit: Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBd0N-cpTXc&feature=player_embedded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Waffle House is the shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 her bush is bald but her legs are so hairy! HAHAHAHA THATS A DUDE fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 her bush is bald but her legs are so hairy! you disgust me I'm lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie McCracken Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/01/the-poor-mans-pedal-powered-porsche/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Fscience%2Fspace+%28Wired%3A+Science+-+Space%29&pid=1355 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IrishCarBombs Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 1-31-07 NEVER FORGET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RUNINE Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 TROOF^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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