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A few days ago I was talking to my neighbors lawn guy. I asked him to start doing my yard, too. This fool looked at me and said “you look like you’ve been losing some weight pushing that mower around your yard,” and then starts slapping my belly. I don’t know this man like that. I wanted to bust his 120 lb ass with karate chops, but I also wanted my grass cut. Dude cut my yard today and edged it. Shit looks good.

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