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what do you want for christmas?

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what would you most like to recieve from your parents, friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives etc. or whoever it is that you recieve gifts from?

 

-i would like to get a nice slr camera, i wont though, that will be bought by me for myself. i will probably get socks from my parents or something...

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Yo never underestimate the power of a clean pair of socks. One year for x-mas i asked for socks from everyone in my family. It was the greatest xmas ever. Last year i didnt get shit from anybody. Not even a card. So I bought myself an xbox and wrapped it up. Then put a note on it that said:

 

From: Matt

To: Matt

Love: Matt

 

best xmas ever. Me and my boy got skully and played games all damn day.

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that's sad. if i didnt at least get a card from someone in my family i'd go on a killing rampage..

 

 

i'd really like a body kit and rims for my car, but i'd never ask for that shit..too expensive. Christmas doesnt equal greed.

 

i'll probably ask for some cozy old navy fleece clothes and a few other small things.

 

:)

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dear santa,

 

i was paticularly troublesome this year, so ill revise the list.

 

i want,

the charges dropped.

lots of rustoleum.

and a car.

 

if you feel like throwing in a freak supermodel and some viagra(not that i need it but shit motherfucker, if you can take a pill that will let you have 20 orgasms in 24 hours wouldnt you?)

 

oh, but i forgot....i was bad this year.

 

so please help my exwife.

and help alure through her single mother hood.

and help all the people under siege in iraq and palestine.

help all the convicts locked into a living hell in our countrys prison system.

help those that try to help themselfes the most but society still takes advantage.

 

ok.....

i dont belive in you anyway santa...so ima just go get my own paint and some new dickies and a fat sack and say fuckit.

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let's see.....

 

-this cute girl that I used to go to school with

and

-a pound of the sticky-icky.

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First and foremost, I'd like to have my rent paid for a year. Second, I'd like a year’s supply of food. Last but not least, a yearlong metro pass.

 

Is that really asking for too much?

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my mom whom i spend all my christmas's with, told me she would be going to portland for a week over christmas...guess im all alone. :o

 

1.digital camera

2.ssx3 (ps2)

3.a card from someone

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a 50in. Plasma HDTV, and hey Best Buy just dropped the price on the one i want to $8,999.00...:)

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a 50in. Plasma HDTV, and hey Best Buy just dropped the price on the one i want to $8,999.00...:)

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got my gift already.... help with a ticket to fly home..damn that shit was expensive!!! but i would like a digi cam... oh and some speakers,, and cash,,

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

or a new life / identity. thatd be nice.

 

witness a mafia crime and get the makeover

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I want a bar fridge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some one I know better read this.

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Yo I want one of those limited edition Flava Flave alarm clocks that talk, made by Ecko.

 

Yeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Boooooooooyyyyyyy.

 

 

that would be the ill shit to wake up to in the morning.

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Re: let's see.....

 

Originally posted by DREDZ

-this cute girl that I used to go to school with

and

-a pound of the sticky-icky.

 

:love2: :krunk:

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