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....when homer and mr. burns steal the trillion dollar bill, and they blow this capitalistic joint in search of better dreams:

 

burns: that look likes a good island.

smithers: ah, sir thats cuba.

burns: cuba eh? take her down smithers.

smithers: ah, sir your flying the plane.

burns: excellent...(proceed to crash nose

first)

 

by the way, its is cat food, i dropped this link to asite that has all the killer quotes, holy shit, i was just crying for 10 minute straight....anyway heres the address...to much to even quote, the simpsons are brilliant.....roe

http://members.optushome.com.au/jmevans/main.html

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it may not be consider a quote but it's funny.........

 

homer: "Hi, I'm Mr. Burns, I believe you got some mail for me"

mailman: "Ok Mr. Burns, What's your first name?"

homer: "I don't Know"

hahahahaa.......funny.

 

Marge: " No I will not pay you $500 for sex"

homer: "oh come on Marge, It's win-win"

 

 

[This message has been edited by iamsowack (edited 05-18-2001).]

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favorite SIMPSONS quote of all time?

 

What is your favorite Simpson quote? Don't forget to put down who it is and also why it was said...

 

"They taste like burning!" -Ralph Wiggum

After he "ated the purple berries" on the island.

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"me fail english? thats unpossible" - ralph wiggum

 

"oh theyve got the intrenet on computer now..?" - homer simpson

 

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"So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"

-nas

 

[This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 06-16-2001).]

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Originally posted by iamsowack:

"I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest team that ever sucked."

 

Homer..........when he was in that bowling team.

 

that is not right.

 

the correct quote is "I've seen teams that sucked before, but those were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck."

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Homer:marge i need one good deed to get into heaven

 

marge: well i've got a whole list of chores for you, paint the house, clean the garage...

 

Homer: Whoa whoa whoa, i just need to get in, i'm not running for Jesus

 

another good one is where bart takes the tank and runs over the clown car with the little clowns in it. And sir wide bottom didn't get his ass out of the car and said

 

"i know i'm alive....but why?"

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my favorite part was when they enter the couch..

 

the simpsons do these acrobatic flips and pose in front of the couch like "TADAH"...

 

then little maggie trips and falls...then homer looks at her like"you little failure"..she quikly gets back on her feet..that shit cracked me up..

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posted 06-15-2001 06:42 PM

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just to let you know curious george is officer george for the anti graff task force in nashville and has arrested me many times

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