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ralph wiggum talking to super intendent chalmers..

"hi super nitendo chalmers"...i was laughing for a good 7 min when i herd that tonight..those simpson writers are good persons

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you neglected to mention:

 

"Kids, dont sit so close to the T.V. it will hurt your eyes..

...(kids)No it wont..

..(Homer, waving his fist)Oh yes it will.."

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Guest imported_SecretAgentX9

~excellent~

everytime i hear mr. burns say that i laugh my arse off

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Guest dukeofyork

i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids..

ouch!

i bent my wookie..

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Bart: Skinner is a nut. He has a rubber butt.

Skinner: young man I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone and that metal plate I got in Nam.

 

also

 

Homer: We could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is the way it seems

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"nobody who speaks german can be that bad!"

 

"my work crawled into my mouth and then I ate it can I have another one?"

"no ralph"

 

 

somebody please say the quote where homer says that all negative words begin with children?

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i think you mistaken about the ralph wiggum one...it was "my cat's breath smells like hotdogs.."

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and the carnival one..

Chief Wiggum: "Have you seen my friend...'Bill'?"

Homer: "I don't know what you are talking about."

Lisa: "Dad, he's tryin to ask you abou.."

Homer: "Shhhh....Daddy's talking to the police officer."

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"WHY I AUGHTA...."

 

 

 

 

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There comes a time in every mans education when he reaches the conviction that envy is ignorance: and Imitation is suicide.

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chief wigham and his partner are sitting in a car looking for homer and mr burns in a red car. the car speeds by

partner: i think thats them.

wigham: nah thats more of a burgandy.

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" that place was Finger Ling Ling Good"

 

when Kentucky Fried Panda got burned down, or closed down or something like that... finger ling ling good.... hhhhahaha... still gets me every time!

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"in america, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"---home j-muthaufckin-simpson...this post can end now cuase i just got the best simpsons quote ever!! TRY AND TOP THAT ONE!!!

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tastes like burning

 

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we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars--oscar wilde

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Guest Pilau Hands

"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

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