Boognish Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 Homer: "Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other! Zookeeper: "whisperwhisperwhisper" Homer: "OOhhhh." Homer learns how babies are made, looks like he was about fifteen, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now. Homer: wonders lisa, or blunders? Lisa: i think that was implied, dad Homer: Implied lisa, or implode? Milhouse: "Dogs are outstanding!" Homer: "its not a badger, its just milhouse" Homer: what kind of instrument do you want Lisa? tubamaba? oboemabo? clarimanet? Saxomophone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "hi lisa, hi super NINTENDO chalmers" ralf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "theres my sandbox, thats where i saw the lepruchaun, he told me to burn things "-ralph wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 you cant fuck with the old classics.... "marge you got a butt that wont quit. whau huga hrua hguaru hrhrh 5 DOLLARS? GET OUTTA HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 I also like the "You got a butt that just dont quit" one. What about when Homer goes crazy? Homer: NO TV NO BEER Make Homer Go Crazy, Homer: NO TV NO BEER Make Homer Go Something Something Marge: You Mean Crazy? Homer: Don't Mind if I Do! (Then starts rambling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 we should be the christ punchers. homer when they stared that biker gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 Don't know if anyone said this already... ...coz it takes too long to look at all the posts. But this one is a classic: Homer is teaching a marriage councilling course: Homer: : What is a "Wedding"? Webster's dictionary defines it as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. I'm cracking up just typing it. Funniest fucking line ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 Just looking at all these Winlly quotes made me thing of another good one Nelson has detention, and is helping Willy in the plaground: Willy(Watering the bush): That's hoo Willy waters. Noo you tek tha hoose. Nelson(taking the hose): Moose, what moose?(spraying Willy) Willy: Ah, no, let go of tha noozle! Nelson: Noodles, what noodles? Willy: Tha noozle at the end of tha hoose! Classsssssic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 The quote about the dogs and bees is hilarious... Noticed the one about the instruments. He starts playing the saxophone while saying "saxomophone" in to it....heh Ese pointed out the post card from the Duff factory...jesus fucking hilarious "English?! Who needs English?! I'm never going to England!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a n t i h e r o Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 we did the only logical thing we could do... chain him in the attic and feed him a bucket of fish heads once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the brooklyn pimp Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 there are so many its "umpossible" for me to type them all but here is one from the homer vs. nyc episode which unfortunatly has been taken out of syndication due to the wtc tragedy Homer to Kblau Kalash Guy: Hey could you run across the street and buy me a slice of pizza. Kblau Kalash Guy: No pizza...only Kblau Kalash Homer: Ohh all right give me one bowl Kblau Kalash Guy: No bowl, stick, stick shot of Homer starting to eat Homer: Oh jeez thats just awful shot goes to Homer finishing eating and licking the stick & his fingers Homer: MMM...now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth? Kblau Kalash Guy: Mountain Dew or crab juice Homer: Ewwwww sheesh...I'll take a crab juice shot of Homer drinking a bunch of cans of crab juice Homer: Uh Oh...ehhh do you got a mens room in there? Kblau Kalash Guy: Only Kblau Kalash, mens room in tower...tower and then we all know where it goes from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolemite Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 there stands a broken man, it is recess everywhere but in his heart How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks? -bart Do i smell wheatgrass...and vodka? - ron howard Yeah its a lawnmower, i made it up my self, you want one?- homer Yeah-ron howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 HOmer: Hi, my name is Mr. Burns, i believe u have a letter for me? Post OFfice Clerk: Ok mr. burns, whats your first name? Homer: I.....dont......know. classic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 ahh shit i jus remembered this one.... Moe: Homer, its for you isnt it. Homer: no...its for Joey..Joe..Joe...Junior...Shabadoo! Moe: Homer, thats the stupidest name i've ever heard. *man runs out crying* Moe: Hey, come back Joey Joe Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 "i dunno,some guy,some guy named gabbo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 HOMER: "marge....lisa'a going to narc our stash" MARGE: "we dont have a stash" HOMER: "oh......riiIIIIiiiiiight":rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 hahahah "Everything is fine except for the mysterious fog that turns everyone inside out..." "Oh no it's the stupid fog again!!" how about the part where Shelbyville poisons Springfield's water supply... "Ohhhh Homeeyy...the walls are melting again.." and the turkey comes flyin out of the oven When homer is runnin child care and milhouse touches a wound on homer's leg "His wound, it's healing over my hand" too many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 I remember when the one where mr. burns takes all the werkers too the woods and they have to split up in teams, homer gets there late while mr. smither is talking: mr.smithers:You wil find the cabin on your map (saomrthing to that extent) Homer: ehhh...I lost my map! Mr. Smithers: You didnt receive a map yet. That shit cracks me up everytime cuz i say shit like that al the time..:beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 willy: ahhh..my retirement grease!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ace<~stmcrew Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 "Trying is the first step towards failure"~> Homer to Bart makes sence to a certain extent.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 "I am smart, S-M-R-T....." --Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG88 Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 Originally posted by iamsowack "I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest team that ever sucked." Homer..........when he was in that bowling team. correction:"...but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 THE LAW's favorite Simpson's quote of all time is as follows: "Don't you hate pants?" -homer- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 only kaul kalash...... classic. ralph> im so hungry i could eat at arbys. that guy in the bar who looks like homer> homer? who is homer? homer> hey thats my identical twin... that dog has a poofy tail......hehehe here poofy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a n t i h e r o Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 Originally posted by IG88 correction:"...but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" i hope he tells us to burn our pants hahahahaha classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 Originally posted by T.T Boy that guy in the bar who looks like homer> homer? who is homer? Ha ha, yeah, man, Guy Incognito! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOBILLY SCUM Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 uuuhhhhhmmmmm" Duff " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the brooklyn pimp Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 "Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the action"--Duff Man it was something like that anyone remember? that was a fucking funny episode. i didnt realize how many simpson fans were on 12oz till this started. i got the whole first season on dvd...definite collectors item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the brooklyn pimp Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 one more i thought of but dont know if its been posted already. "My cats breath smells like cat food"--Ralph Wigum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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