graffsurgeon Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 "when do we get paid?"- homer "Not untill Christmas Eve" -Berns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 "it tastes like burning" - ralph wiggum "sleep, thats where im a viking" - ralph wiggum "it tastes like grandma" - ralph wiggum "..why do people run away fom me" (then pisses his pants) - ralph wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 "it tastes like burning" - ralph wiggum or "go banana" - ralph wiggum......hes the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 damn...that guy already said it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 The ironing is delicious... and that ain't not good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ..oX.. Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Originally posted by space "i'll use these spray cans as jetpacks and fly to safety... so long losers!" - bart heh he sprays his shoes. haw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 you better bacon up that sausage boy i dont remember the circumstances or who said what but i remember it was damn hell ass funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Triampoline Trabampoline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 ralph to bart- "lets play with your toys, all mine are sticky" *ralph has sticky stuff all over his hands* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Hey, you know what's even better? Jesus! He's like 6 leprechauns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Originally posted by BigJoe Triampoline Trabampoline! Worst mangling of the 'tramampoline' quote EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiKe7 Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 there are so many beautiful simpsons quotes... honestly the only one i can think of now is.... Bart "Dont have a cow man" or flanders " hey homer i can see your doodle" Homer " shut up flanders"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 All time favorite simpsons episode without argument is when Homer eats the psychedelic chili pepper and sets forth to find his soulmate only to discover his soulmate is his dear old marge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 "im not, not licking toads" - homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Originally posted by villain All time favorite simpsons episode without argument is when Homer eats the psychedelic chili pepper and sets forth to find his soulmate only to discover his soulmate is his dear old marge. if youhave a good internet hook up , i have it.... thats a good one homer: and that talking wolf was just a talking dog... passing dog: find your soul mate homer... homer: wait dogs dont talk...! dog: arf arf homer: damn straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 far too many to count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats-KC- Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 when homer makes his own internet comapny.. Homer: Oh, what am I gonna call my Internet company? All the good names are taken. Oh wait, I've got it! Flancrest Enterprises! [he checks "Wired" to see if it's available... apparently not!] D'oh! Marge: What exactly is it your company does again? Homer: This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out! Marge: How about... Compuglobalhypermeganet? Homer: Fine, it's not important... What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself.. vice president. [Excited] No, wait! Junior vice president! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nokiopit Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Originally posted by mr.e that is not right. the correct quote is "I've seen teams that sucked before, but those were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck." Ahh Yes but even you are off...It is "...the suckiest bunch of sucky sucks that ever did suck in my whole suckin life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nokiopit Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Help me Jebus-Homer Everyone makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils-Carl Look Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding!-Ralph Wiggum Thats all i can think of now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 yeah... you're both wrong... it's: "Yeah Moe, I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked... gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 youre it.......now you are the one who is it......understood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 ^^^great one! Millhouse, same episode... I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 i still have yet to watch the season 2 dvd i got for christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 "I'm not, not licking toads." -Homer when he was not, not licking toads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 German Homer - Aren't zere any evil movies on, maybe...somezing about an evil island? Bart - There's something different about you dad... German Homer - I am a...new tie vearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 ^heh I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A MAN! I... oh... number 5... IN YOUR FACE NUMBER SIX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 this thread is like "stump the band" for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love. Milhouse - I didn't know your dad was so interested in science. Homer - Science?!?!? Bart - no dad, he said pie pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 pie pants, mmmmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 ralph this is cold and hurty when there trapped in school from snowstorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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