Schnitzel Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 HOMER: I want to make this perfectly clear i thought the cop was a prostitute :haha: :king: :haha: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 oh yeah...... how is old Grimey? -homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "It's uterUS marge, not uterYOU" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 what, was that your mayonaise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast546 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "Principal Skinner and Miss Krabbapple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me." - Ralph Wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "what would jesus do" - Duffman or the time where the guy calls duffman by his actual name and tells him to shut up...its the same episode, i forget the exact words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 His real name is Barry Duffman. Sideshow Bob: "How on earth do you have so many enemies?" Homer: "Well I'm a real people person..... who drinks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 That's funny.. This thread used to be MINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 hey rages.... think we should take it back by force? ps... I picked up a novel of Constantine. After seing those pics I'm very interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. and: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely. hahahaha!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 I saw this one last night! Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. it's the Submarine episode. Captain: Maybe it's all the salt water in my blood, or the nitrus bubbles in my brain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 the episode where skinner and kabople are baracaded in the school with bart Homer: BART, THIS IS YOUR FATHER, DO YOU KNOW...WHERE THE REMOTE IS? I LOOKED ALL OVER THE HOUSE Bart:DID YOU CHECK YOUR POCKET!? Looks in pocket, turns to marge with the megaphone in hand still Homer: IT WAS, it was in my pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Homer: Barts teacher's name is Krabople? I been calling her Krandle, oh, im such and idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Homer: At first, I thought prohibition was good, people were drinking more, but without alcohol, prohibition dosent work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Mrs. Lovejoy: So, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's. Bart: Well, in my family grades aren't that important. It's what you learn that counts. Rev. Lovejoy: Six times five, what is it? Bart: Um... and this one is deep: Homer: And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Otto: They call them fingers, but ive never seen em fing.....oh....there they go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Flanders: I don't need to be told what I think.... by anyone living hahaha.... Referino! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Homer: Could God microwave a burrito so hot, he himself could not eat it... Flanders: Well, as melon scratchers go, thats a hum dinger Homer: Now you know what ive been going through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Otto to selma before his driving test:I just have one question before we start, you used to be a man, right? i mean, you can tell me, at one point in your life you were a man, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Flanders(about the puzzle the simpsons just finished):looks like youre missing a piece Homer:Looks like youre missing a wife! Flanders: well i just walked right into that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Homer: you just cant isult a moron like him, he just keeps looking at you grinning mornoalily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Bart: i cant promise to try, but i can promise to try to try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 you sir... are getting carried away. GOD BLESS THOSE PAGANS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 kbbl radio no news, no sport, no information, but for mindless chatter, we're your station and of course, boourns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 (man sniffs homer) "have you been drinking?" homer: "Only for 25 years" uhhhh i really dont remember if thats how it went, my memory sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Episode where the kids are snowed in at school. Homer and Flanders race to school in Homers car to save them. En Route, they hit something buried in the snow. Flanders: Homer, i think we may have hit someone Homer: Heh heh, i hope it was Flanders ::Flanders scowls at homer:: Homer: Oh...uh...heh heh, i was just kidding, you're alright! Same episode Homer: I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose (or something along those lines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Mr. burns: So do you have a way to get rid of the protesters? Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell them stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say! Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions back then because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones....... Or something along those lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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