taco bell bomber Posted May 21, 2002 Author Share Posted May 21, 2002 homer-"where in the fuck did this thread come back from?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 "You can't make friends with salad.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Bank Guy - Oh hey! Kid... I meant to tell you... Turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history... And they nailed him! Some might say you're a hero..... Not me, however, I love Krusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceso One SAF Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller i think you mistaken about the ralph wiggum one...it was "my cat's breath smells like hotdogs.." ... and the carnival one.. Chief Wiggum: "Have you seen my friend...'Bill'?" Homer: "I don't know what you are talking about." Lisa: "Dad, he's tryin to ask you abou.." Homer: "Shhhh....Daddy's talking to the police officer." u messed up its wiggum: have you seen my freind bill around homer: no...*points at bart* hes bart close tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 "You did it Nibbles!....now.....gnaw through my ball sack" - Principal Skinner to "nibbles" the hampster. ^^The episode where all the kids get snowed in at school & revolt against Skinner, tying him up in a handball sack. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 ok, it's hard to quote characters that don't talk, but... Maggie's take on Homer's 'poop factory' comment was fucking hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Or what you'll relese the dogs , or the bees, or the gods with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you. = Homer, when he trys to get bart back from Mr. Burns. my signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 *BURP*- Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by Swizel Or what you'll relese the dogs , or the bees, or the gods with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you. = Homer, when he trys to get bart back from Mr. Burns. my signature/ oh my god dude you fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 One of the better Halloween episodes was on today and in one of the stories Mr.Burns is a vampire. Lisa ask's homer of Mr.Burns look's odd (He's wearing a hue cowel and floating) to wich Homer responds: "His hair looks Queer." Ive never laughed harder at a simpsons episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman Homer:To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. Homer: I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. Homer: Oh, they have the internet on computers now! Homer: Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead! Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Flanders: Hey Homey... I can see your doodle. Homer: Shut up Flanders. This thread is old school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 bart: is there an al there, al coholic? bart: hi, is amander hugnkiss there? moe: aw cmon u lot, i need amander hugnkiss barney: maybe ur standards are to high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Ay Caramba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 When the weight of the world has got you down And you want to end your life. Bills to pay, a dead end job And problems with your wife. But don't throw in the towel 'Cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away. At Flaming Moe's. Let's all go to Flaming Moe's. Let's all go to Flaming Moe's. When liquor in a mug Can warm you like a hug. And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away. The Stonecutter's Song Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do. We do. Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps martians under wraps? We do. We do. Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve Guttenberg a STAR? We do. We do. Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who riggs every Oscar night? We do. WE DO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Marge: You aren't even listening to me. You're only hearing what you want to hear. Homer: Thanks honey! I'd love a pork chop right about now! Homer: I love you, honey. Marge: Are you talking to me or the beer? Homer: To you my bubbly, longnecked, beechwood aged lover. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Bart: "Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul, it just something made up to scare us kids like the boogieman or Michael Jackson "Homer: "Are you saying that you'll never eat meat again? What about bacon?" Lisa: "No." Homer: "Ham?" Lisa: "No!" Homer: "Pork chops?" Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal!" Homer: "Heh, heh, heh... yeah.. right, Lisa. A wonderful magical animal." Homer: "Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! (chugs beer) But you can't stop at one. (time passes and a bunch of empty beer cans on the kitchen table) (says this slurring) So I said to him, 'I don't owe you any money, you bologny, you make me wanna wretch!" (then passes out drooling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Homer: All right, let's get our stories straight for Marge and Maude. [the two begin walking down the highway] We were out buying them fabulous gifts ... Ned: What's the occasion? Homer: Because we love them, jackass! Anyhoo, we came out of Wal- Mart when suddenly, one hundred spaceships ... Ned: Homer! Homer: You're right, you're right, fifty spaceships beamed us aboard. They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention that blew their heads up and saved America. Ned: Uh, do I have to be gang-probed? [two vultures land on the highway behind them, first looking at Ned and Homer, then each other] Homer: Would you rather tell Maude the truth? Ned: [sighs] What did the aliens look like? Homer: Well, I only saw them from the back 'cause they were so busy gang-probing you. Well hello, little birdie! [fade to black] -- "Viva Ned Flanders" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 "i'll use these spray cans as jetpacks and fly to safety... so long losers!" - bart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xgoldfrontsx Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 Lisa-"Nelson, don't you ever wonder what's inside of you?" Nelson-"guts...and black stuff." when Lisa gets a crush on Nelson....It's close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowd Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 a hoyhoy-MR.berns "hello im mr berns" ok, and your first name "I dont know"-homer:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 "do you wanna spend the rest of your life doing everything thats right."-bart when marge gets a canyonaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyKrink Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 there is just too many, but here are a few i like... "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." homer "What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?" homer "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (to aliens who abducted Simpson family) "I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight." homer "Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Originally posted by rowd a hoyhoy-MR.berns "hello im mr berns" ok, and your first name "I dont know"-homer:king: A) it's MR. BURNS. B) That's weird becuase I just watched that episode earlier today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fallout boy Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 "Up and atom!" - Radioactive Man. episode 2F17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 homer: "hey did you hear , the internet is on computers now" otto: "sponge! ill show him what a sponge can do!" homer: "mmmmmmm memo...." the best rant ever , was apu's about principal skinner and his ill fated book about jurrasic park grampa: "and thats when i turned cats against dogs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 from when homer prayed to the waffle god.... marge: " homer thats a waffle that bart got stuck on the ceiling" homer: "mmmmmm sacralicious" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 That's Crazytalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 "Yoink"-everyone on the show has said this atleast once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 homer: "save me JEBUS, save me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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