BUCK FUSH Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 the episode where homer has a crayon in his brain Dr-Homer you have a crayon stuck in your brain Homer-(points to stomach and says) I have a crayon....in my brain.... Dr-(takes homers hand and points it at his head) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumr0987 Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 http://www.pornstarguru.com/page.php?x=252626&m=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 dad you killed zombie flanders he was a zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe blow Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Help, they found me inside a meteor. I need tungsten... TUUNGSTEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckthepoor Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 bart: everybody knows the first day of school is a wank skinner: well if by wank you mean educational fun, then it looks like its WANKING TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Homer: I guess theres no point in me running since your the mail lady and you know where I live........bu I'm going to run anyways.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nG Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 "...you may remember me from public information films such as 'man vs nature: the road to victory'" :lol: its probably been said and i'm positive i didn't get it right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 you dont win friends with salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_case Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 ...they don't call me Colonel Homer caus i'm some dumbass army guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_fagiT ahahha that is gold i have the feeling a certain wigger is behind this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**REDRUMS** Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 "WHY DO THEY CALL EM FINGERS IF THEY DON'T FING?"................................"OH.......THERE THEY GO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 burns to homer: you know simpson the human heart is the strongest muscle it the human body homer: really what about the weiner i saw a guy on tv that could lift a can of paint with his:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 "that's a mug you don't wanna chug" http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/10_02/Simpsons-Moes-with-Duffman.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 when wigam falls to the floor of his home and rolls around trying to get up shouting "officer down officer down!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Not guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toneroner Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 when homer buys lisa a saxaphone he then trys to play it while saying down the funnel "saxamaphone, saxamaphone" oh and he also calls a violin a "viamalin" and a "tubamaba". hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 -"...nuns can't fly" -"too much junk in the trunk, eh..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 see tag line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 "your eyes need diapers" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Homer: God, if you are God, please help... Marge: thats not God homer, thats a waffle that Bart threw up there Homer: (gets waffle off ceiling)God, i know i shouldnt be eating you,,,,hmmmmm sacralicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 When burns snatches the paper from one of his novel-writing monkeys "it was the best of times , it was the blurst of times" when homer fantasises about eating pistol whip and when moe is teaching the defence class are two great moment not quotes:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 the kids are snowed in at school Marge: How will they get home homer? Homer: I dont know, internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diss co Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Ralph:my cat's breath smell like cat food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Homer:First you didnt want me to get the pony now you want me to take it back make up your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ie Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Tityania (bar woman in "thow your drunk competition): "You said if i slept with you,i wouldnt have to do this event..." Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things. OH YEEEEAAAH" **** cracked me up so much i spat half my can of coke at the tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffLebowski Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 "What do you mean.. ..there's no such thing as SCOTCHTOBERFEST?!" "Ya used me Skiner, YA USED ME!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Homer and marge sink her houseboat and ruin her quilt Judge Judy: My grandmother gave me that quilt! Homer: So....It....cost ya nothing.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSleep Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 "bart: dad, are you sure this is art and not vandalism? homer: thats for the courts to decide son." "bart: no one suspects the butterfly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockfacedass Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 AHHHHH, COBRAS!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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