Easy E Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 "are you kiddign me? the building costs would be astronomical" "did i hear the word, astronomical, if so my construction company valdezo brothers olive oil is poised to help" "no no no, we arent building anything" "how can you say that when construction has already begun" "what? how did those trucks get here so fast" "to avoid certain legal complications, the trucks are always rolling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Pkease read my signature below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 dunno if this one has been posted: homer: its not over yet, buddy..i believes theres still a little something called the swimsuit contest nasa dude: theres no swimsuit contest homer! homer: you mean i shaved my bikini zone for nothing!!?? :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Millhouse: "This where I come to cry" Bart: "Cool" Ha ha, i also like it when the simpsons are on vacation at the beach and Homer, Marge Bart and Millhouse are all playing the "Dream Date" board game. Homer picks up the "Dud" and loudly remarks how much Millhouse bears a resemblance to the picture of the nerd on the playing card "Ha ha, he looks just like you Poindexter!" ALways good when Homer rips on Millhouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Haha... Millhouse, don't forget "What a crappy candle..." -"You ruined our vacation!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Originally posted by LENS Millhouse: "This where I come to cry" Bart: "Cool" Ha ha, i also like it when the simpsons are on vacation at the beach and Homer, Marge Bart and Millhouse are all playing the "Dream Date" board game. Homer picks up the "Dud" and loudly remarks how much Millhouse bears a resemblance to the picture of the nerd on the playing card "Ha ha, he looks just like you Poindexter!" ALways good when Homer rips on Millhouse yeah...and on that episode when millhouse writes in lisas book "see you in the car":lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 "name one of your sons freinds" "that little weiner, always has his hands in his pockets" "homer i said a name not a vauge description" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Homer: Where are we going? Lisa: The Knowledgeum. Homer: Aww..good words don't end in "eum" they end in "mania" and "teria" Bart and Lisa: That sucks! Marge: Where did you learn that type of language? Homer on the phone: That sucks, that's the suckiest suck thats ever sucked a suck! Marge: HOMER! Homer: Uggh, I gotta go...the damn weiner kids are listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 "here is bart, one of what i hope will be many crippled children" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anal rapist Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 "You see, marriage is like a coffin... and each child is another nail in that coffin..." -Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by Crimsøn Bart and Lisa: That sucks! Marge: Where did you learn that type of language? Homer on the phone: That sucks, that's the suckiest suck thats ever sucked a suck! Marge: HOMER! Homer: Uggh, I gotta go...the damn weiner kids are listening. hahaha that shit was classic. i dont even know why, it just is. haha damn wiener kids what will they think up next... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 lennie: theres no room for me on that helicopter (carl pokes his head out) carl: oh yes there is!! lennie: carl carlson!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 the episode with rodney dangerfield, Rodney brings over homer to burns house Burns: Does your son ever bring over nitwit friends that he expects you to talk to? Homer: Oh yes, have you ever met that kid milhouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildestroy Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 "did i say corpse-hatch? i meant innocence-tube." "alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems..." " the dogs should be mauling you to bits right now, oh well, come in, maybe i can scald you with something." oh, and that song from that softball episode with all the pro ball players, "we're talking softball... ...hooooomer, ozzie, and the straw..." best song ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortis Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 BEST OF ALL TIME READ THIS! "Jonny tight lips are do you see the shooter" "I see alot of things" "Jonny tight lips hows your mohter" "OO wee who says they have a mother?" "Jonny tight lips are you shot" "I aint saying nuttin" "SAVE ME JEBUS!!" -Homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Re: BEST OF ALL TIME Originally posted by fortis "Jonny tight lips are you shot" "I aint saying nuttin" WRONG. its "johnny tight lips, were did they shoot you?" "i aint sayin nothin" "well what do i tell the doctor" "tell him to suck a lemon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortis Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Re: Re: BEST OF ALL TIME Originally posted by Easy E WRONG. its "johnny tight lips, were did they shoot you?" "i aint sayin nothin" "well what do i tell the doctor" "tell him to suck a lemon" lol its been a while , good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Homer: what are you gonna do? you gonna release the hounds? Or you gonna release the bees? or you gonna release the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bite bees shoot out their mouths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 homer: stupid olympics thats the last time you'll ruin tv for 4 weeks... marge:oh homer just give them there stupid torch back... same episode: lisa: i dont wanna leave! ill never get to come back to a school of this calliber... homer: oh honey yes you will, well send you to the finest university...(under his breath) in south carolina... Lisa:(while homer is trying to pull her away) I will not be a gamecock!!! Homer: OH..YES..YOU...WILL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnamla Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 "...and its all thanks to yes i cannabis!....WE HAVE A KITCHEN?!" - homer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CORONER Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 "When i die i want to come back as a butterfly, no one ever suspects the butterfly, he he he" skinner:"It was the butterfly, the butterfly i tell you!" chief:"Sure, the butterfly...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisualAssault Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CORONER Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 ahahahaha awesome i cant believe i forgot that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Ah......this thread needs a comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "yes superintendent Chalmers I understand Weinstein's parents are upset but, but the excuse just sounded so made up to me... I mean, Yom Kip por?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "Hey Skewy, that suit makes you look like a homosexual" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 "Sideshow Bob is a menace. He called me Chief Piggum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 I dunno if this was posted but it is by far the greatest Simpsons quote ever. Homer : Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown. and this one Homer: You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 From the Confesion of Jebidiah Springfield epsiode: Lisa wakes froma dream sequence where she's talking in her sleep, bart is in her doorway. "I want to help you George Washington... even your dreams are square." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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