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"are you kiddign me? the building costs would be astronomical"

"did i hear the word, astronomical, if so my construction company valdezo brothers olive oil is poised to help"

"no no no, we arent building anything"

"how can you say that when construction has already begun"

"what? how did those trucks get here so fast"

"to avoid certain legal complications, the trucks are always rolling"

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dunno if this one has been posted:

 

homer: its not over yet, buddy..i believes theres still a little something called the swimsuit contest

 

nasa dude: theres no swimsuit contest homer!

 

homer: you mean i shaved my bikini zone for nothing!!??

 

 

 

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Millhouse: "This where I come to cry"

Bart: "Cool"

 

 

 

Ha ha, i also like it when the simpsons are on vacation at the beach and Homer, Marge Bart and Millhouse are all playing the "Dream Date" board game. Homer picks up the "Dud" and loudly remarks how much Millhouse bears a resemblance to the picture of the nerd on the playing card "Ha ha, he looks just like you Poindexter!"

 

ALways good when Homer rips on Millhouse

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Originally posted by LENS

Millhouse: "This where I come to cry"

Bart: "Cool"

 

 

 

Ha ha, i also like it when the simpsons are on vacation at the beach and Homer, Marge Bart and Millhouse are all playing the "Dream Date" board game. Homer picks up the "Dud" and loudly remarks how much Millhouse bears a resemblance to the picture of the nerd on the playing card "Ha ha, he looks just like you Poindexter!"

 

ALways good when Homer rips on Millhouse

 

yeah...and on that episode when millhouse writes in lisas book "see you in the car":lol:

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Homer: Where are we going?

Lisa: The Knowledgeum.

Homer: Aww..good words don't end in "eum" they end in "mania" and "teria"

 

Bart and Lisa: That sucks!

Marge: Where did you learn that type of language?

Homer on the phone: That sucks, that's the suckiest suck thats ever sucked a suck!

Marge: HOMER!

Homer: Uggh, I gotta go...the damn weiner kids are listening.

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Originally posted by Crimsøn

Bart and Lisa: That sucks!

Marge: Where did you learn that type of language?

Homer on the phone: That sucks, that's the suckiest suck thats ever sucked a suck!

Marge: HOMER!

Homer: Uggh, I gotta go...the damn weiner kids are listening.

 

hahaha that shit was classic. i dont even know why, it just is. haha damn wiener kids what will they think up next...

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"did i say corpse-hatch? i meant innocence-tube."

"alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems..."

" the dogs should be mauling you to bits right now, oh well, come in, maybe i can scald you with something."

oh, and that song from that softball episode with all the pro ball players, "we're talking softball... ...hooooomer, ozzie, and the straw..."

best song ever...

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BEST OF ALL TIME

 

READ THIS!

 

"Jonny tight lips are do you see the shooter"

"I see alot of things"

 

"Jonny tight lips hows your mohter"

"OO wee who says they have a mother?"

 

"Jonny tight lips are you shot"

"I aint saying nuttin"

 

"SAVE ME JEBUS!!" -Homer

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Re: BEST OF ALL TIME

 

Originally posted by fortis

"Jonny tight lips are you shot"

"I aint saying nuttin"

 

 

WRONG.

 

 

its "johnny tight lips, were did they shoot you?"

"i aint sayin nothin"

"well what do i tell the doctor"

"tell him to suck a lemon"

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Re: Re: BEST OF ALL TIME

 

Originally posted by Easy E

WRONG.

 

 

its "johnny tight lips, were did they shoot you?"

"i aint sayin nothin"

"well what do i tell the doctor"

"tell him to suck a lemon"

 

lol its been a while , good job

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  • 5 months later...

homer: stupid olympics thats the last time you'll ruin tv for 4 weeks...

marge:oh homer just give them there stupid torch back...

 

same episode:

 

lisa: i dont wanna leave! ill never get to come back to a school of this calliber...

homer: oh honey yes you will, well send you to the finest university...(under his breath) in south carolina...

Lisa:(while homer is trying to pull her away) I will not be a gamecock!!!

Homer: OH..YES..YOU...WILL!!!

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I dunno if this was posted but it is by far the greatest Simpsons quote ever.

 

Homer : Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth. 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.

 

 

and this one

 

Homer: You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!

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