DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 8 hours ago, morton said: I fucked around and clicked that kia boys video, now I am going to find out that google is watching when I go to youtube and all my recomendations are out of whack. Like dude, you watch one cooking in a revealing blouse video and its over. Ain't that the truth, the new Youtube algorithm is fucking trash! Youtube used to know me so well, I used to just go on there and it'd have a plethora of videos to choose from. Then 6 months or so ago it completely switched up and started zeroing in on one or two topics., and completely forgot about all the other shit I was into. I watch one police chase video and now it's nothing but cop videos, then I watch one Vietnam vet tell his story and it's nothing but war vet interviews. SMFH, whoever's call it was to trash the old algorith and replace it with this new one needs to be fired and blacklisted. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 My YT feed is the same, polluted with nothing but the things I have watched in the past week, but it probably doesn't help that I removed all My subscriptions "As I subscribe to no Man or Woman's thoughts but My own". Given the YT podcasts and such I was consuming is mostly people just giving their opinions on whatever topic, I would rather form My own on the people whose boss I technically am given I am paying them with every click as a YT premium member. Because last I checked, a boss is the person paying their staff, and as all Youtubers are mostly greedy cunts whom collectively have never given Me a single cent, I have shifted the power dynamic of "truth" back in My favour. Plus I paid the fee to download stuff when I was assigned to country works recently and was outside network range. On a brighter note I found My jacket this morning, where it had been moved by someone other than Myself , yet at least it was found so crisis averted. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 5 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: On a brighter note I found My jacket this morning, where it had been moved by someone other than Myself , yet at least it was found so crisis averted. I've had this happen on jobsites before too. Some other trade needs to get to a spot and just moves everything out their way and my jacket that was on a pallet ends up on the other side of the building still ontop of that same pallet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 hell yeah @Mauler5150 got his jacket back 🔙 nice way to start the weekend! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 On 4/25/2024 at 2:00 PM, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: Ain't that the truth, the new Youtube algorithm is fucking trash! Youtube used to know me so well, I used to just go on there and it'd have a plethora of videos to choose from. Then 6 months or so ago it completely switched up and started zeroing in on one or two topics., and completely forgot about all the other shit I was into. I watch one police chase video and now it's nothing but cop videos, then I watch one Vietnam vet tell his story and it's nothing but war vet interviews. SMFH, whoever's call it was to trash the old algorith and replace it with this new one needs to be fired and blacklisted. instagram's is scary. the other night I'm hanging out with friends and one of them had been dating someone for like 2 years and then I start getting engagement ring ads because i was in proximity to them. no more surprises out there. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 26 Author Share Posted April 26 The other day I stopped scrolling and rewatched a video of a latin chick in the thicc thread and right after @misteravensent me a DM personally suggesting a specific brand of beans & rice. Shit's weird. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 13 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: hell yeah @Mauler5150 got his jacket back 🔙 nice way to start the weekend! Thanks man. Was a good start to the weekend no doubt, although it seems I have a 5 day weekend and based on only working 2 days last week, I am pretty much financially fuxked, Whilst I am content to live on beans and bananas, I view doing so only ends up making Me more appetising for Covid jabbed vampire dogs to feast on. With this said, I understand the reason I am in such a predicament is a result of My wife's jealousy, so I decided to clean some trash from Scarborough beach today as My way of doing something positive after My jacket appeared. And given the literal thousands of cigarette butts I saw littering the beach and the gardens around it, I decided to procure a few for some warlockracy, and funnily enough, upon entering the toilet at Innaloo shopping centre, someone had left a shit attached to the bowl so I got the butts I collected and arranged them so that whoever fucked up and polluted My beach is likely to be the recipient of a mouthful of someone's elses shit. I think such a "reciept" (to use wrestling slang) would see such a person discover the result of their fucking around and sucking brown cancerous shitty smoke from a butt only to find out with a mouthful of literal shit instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 10 hours ago, diggity said: instagram's is scary. the other night I'm hanging out with friends and one of them had been dating someone for like 2 years and then I start getting engagement ring ads because i was in proximity to them. no more surprises out there. YOOOOO!!!! I straight up have my IG mic turned off, like you're supposed to when you don't want them doing this shit, and I was talking to someone about how the Frontline , Flea collar, and all the shit to treat your yard with ain't doing shit to get these fleas and ticks the fuck off my dog. I grab my phone and click on IG and the very FIRST thing that pops up is a ad for the pills for that shit! WTF???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 On my androids. Under settings, permissions, I have the mic, camera, files, location and anything else turned off. I do the same thing with my browser apps too. With that being said, I don't get any suggestions of any kind from any app. If y'all don't like the suggestions, perhaps try and turn off specific permissions for specific apps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 y9R9rrvVqXY6iIwk.mp4 kgqCRs4e85IMnZ1F.mp4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 An8n1UqT3zRPBIUf1zHw190_A5jy_pKT18O50xPNOVdyUQA2Q3idbt9Fou6UjL6Sp1JX8WtOPEDIDmNZR2AquE-a.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 4/26/2024 at 9:50 PM, Mauler5150 said: Thanks man. Was a good start to the weekend no doubt, although it seems I have a 5 day weekend and based on only working 2 days last week, I am pretty much financially fuxked, Whilst I am content to live on beans and bananas, I view doing so only ends up making Me more appetising for Covid jabbed vampire dogs to feast on. With this said, I understand the reason I am in such a predicament is a result of My wife's jealousy, so I decided to clean some trash from Scarborough beach today as My way of doing something positive after My jacket appeared. And given the literal thousands of cigarette butts I saw littering the beach and the gardens around it, I decided to procure a few for some warlockracy, and funnily enough, upon entering the toilet at Innaloo shopping centre, someone had left a shit attached to the bowl so I got the butts I collected and arranged them so that whoever fucked up and polluted My beach is likely to be the recipient of a mouthful of someone's elses shit. I think such a "reciept" (to use wrestling slang) would see such a person discover the result of their fucking around and sucking brown cancerous shitty smoke from a butt only to find out with a mouthful of literal shit instead. My friend just had a baby from a one night stand with this bad Colombian chica and they are trying to make it work. Last night her non English speaking mom made some banging ass Colombian style beans and rice. Had plantains mixed in with the beans. Really tasty. I told her “frijoles muy bien” or some shit. Not too sure about the other loose wizardry you posted about though. PS Also glad you got you chaqueta back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 6K2ATj_T76WxU3Zb.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: An8n1UqT3zRPBIUf1zHw190_A5jy_pKT18O50xPNOVdyUQA2Q3idbt9Fou6UjL6Sp1JX8WtOPEDIDmNZR2AquE-a.mp4 I have told this story before, when I was a kid basically acting like that kid. I got whipped across my bare chest by one of these. Left a big red line across my chest. Lesson learned big lizard doesn’t want a sip of Pepsi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 2 hours ago, Mercer said: 6K2ATj_T76WxU3Zb.mp4 572.41 kB · 0 downloads hope that rooster gets its revenge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 That Rooster retired to a rotisserie shortly after. zstsqNAfbml85QZA.mp4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, LUGR said: My friend just had a baby from a one night stand with this bad Colombian chica and they are trying to make it work. Last night her non English speaking mom made some banging ass Colombian style beans and rice. Had plantains mixed in with the beans. Really tasty. I told her “frijoles muy bien” or some shit. Not too sure about the other loose wizardry you posted about though. PS Also glad you got you chaqueta back. There could be worse fates in life when it comes to Colombianas. Eating beans produced from banging ass must be part of Apache Netbeans or something? Take Mine for example, whereas mine turned into Sinterklaus as She rides Me like Krampus in some bizzare Hindu-Pagan Goddess type mount steeze, and I have had to get a Super Mario type plunger and go to work on My head and heart as I drain the shit piled onto Me by the sinners of this workd who thought they can hitch a ride for free without Me holding them accountable forevermore. And apparently My crime was "fucking around" with non-physical matter fairies made of Photons conveyed via porn tubes and torrents, I only just found out Yet those who tolerate, accept, encourage and participate in communicating with Me are always going to be forgiven by Me, unlike those who seem to have abused the priviledges We bestowed upon them. And they say that CERN smashing atoms together never did anything? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 3 hours ago, Mercer said: That Rooster retired to a rotisserie shortly after. zstsqNAfbml85QZA.mp4 3.99 MB · 0 downloads Dude got rocked super hard. Nice of the little girl to give him his lost ballon back at the end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 4/26/2024 at 4:36 PM, Mercer said: The other day I stopped scrolling and rewatched a video of a latin chick in the thicc thread and right after @misteravensent me a DM personally suggesting a specific brand of beans & rice. Shit's weird. I personally suggest https://www.ranchogordo.com/ For beans, it will elevate your cookery. For rice I like the Wang premium which is of course grown in the great state of California from your favorite Asian Grocery, but if you want to try some other American varieties I also like https://marshhenmill.com/ and https://www.twobrooksfarm.com/ There are others out there. But what brand are you guys considering? I am something of a rice and beans enthusiast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 hitting someone is never ok but i'd be cracking up at just how awkward that whole situation was if i was there in that place and time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 come to think of it: i've never just got down in the kitchen and made rice n beans from scratch...always the packaged stuff. maybe time to expand the horizons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 Just find yourself a nice Latin chick that didn't grow up in the U.S. (AKA one that can cook). 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Serious ouch! What are those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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