Pet Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 So funny. There was a scandal a week ago here because someone discovered there are racist "jokes" on a webpage maintained and sponsored by the government. What's the difference between dogshit and black people? Dogshit turns white in a half a year. Ofcourse, no offence. Please. What's the difference between a russian and an onion? When you cut an onion you start crying. Offence! Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 how do you drown a black guy? pop his lip.. whats blue, brown, green, pink, orange, yellow, and red and hanging on my front porch? my nigger and ill paint him whatever color i want. a blonde is driving in kansas and see's a blond in a row boat in the field trying to row and fish.... so she pulls over and yells "what are you doing you idiot! your making us blondes look worse than we are, if i knew how to swim id come beat your ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 your momma so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller your momma so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery. your momma so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got a ticket for mooning your momma so poor, that the candle went out and she yelled at you for turning the heater off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 i got a good one! What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them! What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods! - Why do blacks have white hands and feet? They were on all fours when God spray painted them! Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them! Why do black people have white hands? Everyone has some good in them! Why do black people have white hands? It rubs off the cop cars! Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot! What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime! Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger! - What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! - Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics? To keep the flies away from the chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment." said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes." replied the officer "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher "Uh... yes." replied the cop. "Here's what you do." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants." "What!!? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......" old, but kinda funneh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork! What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Buy Us What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Beat Us Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think its whale shit! Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! What do they do with dead niggers in California? Gut them to make wetsuits! - Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers? L.A. had first choice! What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS? Coon Die Soon - What does NAACP stand for? Niggers Against All Caucasian What does NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 im not racist dude....... i have a few niggers hangin in my family tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers? L.A. had first choice! What does NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People - These are brutal... :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 whats a black guys favorite christmas present? your bike ..... how do you leep niggers out of your backyard? hang one in the front. how do you keep niggers out of your backyard? put all your stuff in front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 How do you know if a chink robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway! - Why is a gook like a computer? They both only see bits! - How do you blindfold a gook? Dental floss! What's the difference between a Jap and Jello? Jello wiggles when you eat it. What do you call a gook with one testicle? Whatwentwong. What do you call a fat chinaman? A Chunk! - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 how do you blindfold a asian? use dental floss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 damn we said it at same time/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 how do you blindfold a asian? A Windshield... Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 im out.. more jokes later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 yall are racist as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 What do you call kids whose parent's are white and mexican? Crackers and beans! - What do you call a little mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay. Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek? They won't work in the future either! What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill? Jailbreak! Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags? So puerto ricans can window shop! - Why do spics drive lowriders? So they can drive while they pick strawberries. What do you call a mexican getting baptised? Bean dip! - What do you call a building full of spics? A jail! - What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan! What do you call a spic with a rubber toe? Roberto! How do you kill a mexican? Throw a quarter off a cliff. What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican? A theif who's too lazy to steal! Why don't mexicans have barbecues? The beans keep falling through the grill! - What did the spic say when his home fell on him? Get off me holmes!! - How do you find the richest spic in town? Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic! Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas? So they'll have something to unwrap! Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo? They only have two cars! How do you start a mexican parade? Roll a quarter down the street! A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving? A cop! How do you hide money from a mexican? Hide it under a bar of soap! - Why is there no mexican olympic team? All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.! Why is a spic like a pizza? They're both small, greasy and speak no english! What is a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed! Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels? It make it easier to drive while handcuffed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train? You only have to teach them how to take off! Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner! - What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan? A map! - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 ehhhh heres the link http://www.racist-jokes.com/index.php?page=gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Fuck it, let the bitch cook in the dark. How do women always know what time it is? There's a clock on every stove. Why are women such terrible drivers? There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 What's a nigger got in common with a bike? Neither can work without chains thats a brutal one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 How are apples and niggers alike? -They both hang from trees. What's the difference between Batman and a black man? -Batman can go out at night without robin :lol: :lol:!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed How do you castrate a hick? Kick his sister in the jaw. Did you here about Ku Klux Kenivele? He tried to jump 100 niggers in a steam roller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 What do white people and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Why did Hitler comit suicide? He got the gas bill That actually made me laugh out loud possibly the best joke on the page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 minus all the dead baby jokes... this is the best thread on 12oz in my opinion... i have a word file where i have cut and pasted the best jokes on here...and i went through EVERY single page. the word file is about 16 pages long.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 you just said HEAD ON was the best thread!!!!!!! i'm calling you out nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 no i said "head on thread = best thread ever?" the question mark means i was pondering......nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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