Jake Stevens Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 this tread is gonna get me through class today! an eskimo is on holiday in galway, ireland. while drivin around the eskimo's car brakes down outside a farmers field... the farmer being a nice fella offers to look at the car. farmer says "it looks like you blew a seal" eskimo says "fuck you, ya irish bastard you shag sheep!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekro2ala Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Originally posted by regulator@Feb 9 2002, 02:18 AM Q: whats the difference between a black man and a bike? A: your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it Quoted post im black and i find this one hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by someone@Jun 29 2005, 05:36 AM how do you tell if a black lady is pregnant stick a banana in her twat and if it comes out half ate then you know she is Quoted post omfg :haha: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 A woman goes to the doctor and says: "I have a strange pain in my lower abdomen." The doctor says: "Let me see... hmm yes, tell me, do you like wiping shitty arses and nappies?" Woman: "Wow! Am I pregnant?" Doctor: "No you have bowel cancer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Whats blue and fucks children? Me in my lucky blue suit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Whats the best thing about 28 year olds? Theres 20 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ^^^^So 23 pages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 this a great thread guys... I've been looking all over the web for offensive jokes. Does anybody remember any of the old Micheal Kennedy and John Jr. Kennedy jokes? Now I have shit to say at the bar now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 What did John Kennedy Jr. miss the most about Martha's Vineyard? The runway. Not really funny considering he crashed into the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 lol, there were a bunch like that...so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 JFK Jr. and his father were alot alike. They both became famous for going down with two women at the same time. Why did JFK Jr. refuse to take a shower the day of the crash? He figured that later on he'd wash up on shore. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash? Ocean Spray. Q: What was a common factor in the deaths of Chris Farley, Sonny Bono and Michael Kennedy ? A: A white powdery substance. How's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 great! thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfishman Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 what’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson fucks little boys in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Wow. So unbelieveably not at all funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 whatever, that's hilarious. this one's probly been done a few times already but.. Q-what did the pedophile say when he got out of jail? A-i feel like a kid again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 We've heard these jokes already!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 did you hear princess di was on the radio? yeah, and all over the dashboard and steering wheel as well. what was the last thing to go through princess di's head when she died? her ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 sorry ya'll.......i have to bump this shit back to the top again....this shit was pure comedy.... what do you tell a black jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 8 2005, 05:00 AM "What do you get when you stab an infant 22 times in it's anus? An erection." Quoted post I really shouldn't have laughed at this :skull: :skull: :skull: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by Steve Miller@Nov 12 2005, 10:38 AM did you hear princess di was on the radio? yeah, and all over the dashboard and steering wheel as well. what was the last thing to go through princess di's head when she died? her ass. Quoted post Hoho damn. Those are good but pretty damn foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovethefogg Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 these mighta been said already i dont feel like reading the whole thread how you find the population of mexico? roll a quarter down a hill how you find the richest man? the one with the quarter why do black people have white hands? everyone needs a little good in them why do black people get hit more in the winter? theyre easier to see yeah ima stop now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? - Niggers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 hahaha. so fucking true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 why do blacks have white palms? cause they were on their hands and knees when god spray painted them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 What does the human race and jelly beans have in common? -Nobody likes the black ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 How long does it take for a nigger to take a shit? Nine months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Nov 12 2005, 10:52 AM What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. Quoted post This one is priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 An elderly man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. The doctor takes some tests and leaves the room. When he returns he says to the man, "Sir, I have some bad news. You have cancer and alzheimer's." The old man takes a moment to digest what the doctor said and responds, "Well at least I dont have cancer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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